MUFG comes out with the blandest cryptocurrency ever.

The idol news just won't stop, can't stop, more lyrics from a song I don't know well enough to base jokes on.

A minister gets fired, which just makes you wonder how he had kept his job for so long anyway.

The new era brings with it a new set of scams.

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We got some Sumo dude stealing everyone's thunder, 2 kids and some poop, crime developments, video game criminals, and people protesting stuff they cannot change. 

The world is as it is.

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A man uses snail mail in the worst way possible. There are several forms of harassment discussed. Hooters isn't involved in either, but there is still trouble brewing.

A new era has come to Japan, where Ninja News Japan is the main source for information.

The Maho Yamaguchi story that will not die and we're hoping it doesn't .

Someone speaks out about their parents giving them a dumb name, then starts over.

The government fails at business again.

Our host wants to do some vice style investigation.

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Pachinko is on the decline, is there any way to make it happen faster?

What happens when you cheat on your spouse in Japan? Someone gets sued. Drugs...Lots of drugs.

A man only breaks into houses in specific situations and that leads to some dark psychological revelations. 

Also, your host has some weird body hair.

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Two Naked men.

Two marijuana stories.

Two sex stories.

Man, this podcast has it all. 

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I've never seen a sumo wrestler with a beard, now it's official, I never will.

The far reaching effects of Brexit, a new event is invented for the 2020 Olympics.

And the military gets accused of being bad for using underage drawings to lure people into service.

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Some anti-vaxxers have to apologize for making a bunch of other peopel sick. Ghosen has scared executives from working in Japan. Pokemon causes a police officer to get decked, but it's ineffective. 

Dumb people ruin snacks, maybe and it's fun watching the whole system grind to a halt. 

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Trump takes top spot for not being forward thinking. I know, you're surprised.

There are lots of dumb people who video themselves, but we're not talking about instagram.

Learn the best legal defense ever for the inevitable time you get caught stealing underwear.

Finally, the Olympics and the people who run it, along with the government gets sworn at.

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Some idols try to rip you off, I mean, more than normal. 

Taro Aso, from last week, didn't get through the whole 7 days before he had to apologize. 

We learn a lot more about hair than you would lthink for an audio medium and it's time to get Valentine's day right.

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