No Arms, No Legs, Cornhole Champ Murders Friend

A quadruple amputee pro cornhole champion — the guy who’s actually good enough to get paid and compete on TV — just got charged with first-degree murder after allegedly shooting his friend point-blank in the passenger seat during an argument, then telling the guys in the back to help bury the body. Wildest story we’ve had in a while.Then we get into the rest:

• 0:00 – Cable company rant + the legendary hairy dump technician story
• 5:30 – Air Canada plane crash at LaGuardia: flight attendant Solange Tremblay gets ejected 330 feet still strapped in her jump seat… and survives with a fucked-up leg
• 15:00 – Trump at Graceland asking if he could take Elvis in a fight, blanking on his favorite Elvis song, and marveling at the gold-plated Social Security card
• 28:00 – Vegas tourism collapse, Canadians staying home, and more Trump/Iran market talk
• 40:00 – Random tangents: candlepin bowling, nursing home happy hour, my dog’s missing claw, and William Shatner still crushing it at 95

Raw, unfiltered, and all over the place — exactly how we do it. Subscribe so you never miss an episode, and tell me in the comments: what’s crazier — the cornhole murderer or the cable guy who shit in my house?