No-Budget Nightmares

KILL YOUR DARLINGS and EAT YOUR MAKEUP, it's time for Episoder 73 of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES featuring the Patreon-requested shot-on-iPhone exploitation throwback JENNIFER HELP US from 2014! Moe is sleep deprived and Doug is high on caffeine so this time you're getting  a messy, pun-filled affair with all of the half-considered diatribes you know and love. Grab your skull mask and rev up your chainsaw, folks, because it's time to dip in right... now!

NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES returns with the oft-requested, goop-covered, 80s low-budget classic SLIME CITY from director Greg Lamberson. Filled with grimy 80s NYC atmosphere and packed with ooze, sludge and gore, Moe and Doug are kicking off 2016 with a BANG as they dive into a pool of gloopy goodness and come out REBORN.

THE BASTARDS HAVE LANDED! It's the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES holiday spectacular, and this year Moe and Doug are giving themselves a treat: Peter Jackson's microbudget sci-fi splatter classic BAD TASTE! Stoke the homefire and hang the stockings, because we're kicking in the new year with BRAIN SQUISHING, SHEEP 'SPLODING, and CHAINSAW DISMEMBERMENT.. Just like mom used to make! It's the best thing going today, and available for your ear holes right now. Hope you'll continue to join us in 2016 you lovely people. KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES!

IT'S HERE! Our rantiest episode EVER! It's our look at the all-star microbudget anthology spectacular HOBO WITH A TRASH CAN, which is chock-full of aliens, radioactive condoms, murderous apples and SO MUCH MORE. It also contains the worst anthology segment we've ever seen, and a second half that made Moe and Doug want to hurl themselves into a WOODCHIPPER. But, they persevered and you now get to enjoy the DELICIOUS results! Also includes an awesome SONG from ROO! LISTEN OR DIE.

It's our favorite time of the year! The time when ghosts, witches and goblins rule supreme! It's.. uh.. HAUNTEDWEEN! So get your frat brothers together and slap a coat of paint on the ol' Burber place, because it's time to get SLOPPY. Doug Robertson's microbudget slasher film makes for a fine respite for our dutiful hosts, but will they find themselves chilled to the bone? Or will the meager pleasures leave them cold? YOU MUST LISTEN TO DISCOVER THE TERRIFYING SECRETS!

PT Barnum said it so long ago/There's one born every minute don't you know

Just kidding. KILLER KLOWNS FROM KANSAS ON KRACK has absolutely nothing to do with KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE, though it does have 100% more racist puppets, guinea pig eating and glorious, GLORIOUS ennui. KKFKOK comes from the mind of Charles E. Cullen, who is as good at dancing as he is bad at directing, and it's as twisted as it is painfully boring! Still, Moe and Doug tunnel into the bowels and manage to squeeze out some delicious goodness into their wanting mouths. Gross!

KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES! No-Budget Nightmares returns to tackle the mid-90s SOV alien invasion classic FEEDERS directed by Mark & John Polonia and Jon McBride! It has it all: primitive CGI, gore, knee-high aliens, beautiful BABES, and lots and lots of beautiful padding. Could this be a terrifying vision of things to come? Only one way to find out! LISTEN!

"D'you want to see some bloood?". We've got ourselves in a TAILSPIN thanks to Pateron campaign contributor Jessica Garcia, who kindly suggested that Moe and Doug FINALLY tackle Canuxploitation classic THINGS! Being faced with such a ghastly, brutal, horrible, insane film drives our hosts to new heights(?!) of frivolity and madness, and the whole sick business culminates in a brand new epic tune from Roo! Grow out your dirtstaches and crank some Triumph.. it's time to experience THINGS.

WHO YA GONNA CALL! The.. uh.. Denver Ghostbusters! No-Budget Nightmares takes its first trip into FAN FILM territory, and this one's a doozy. RETURN OF THE GHOSTBUSTERS brings together a whole new group of ghostbusters, and while they are missing the charm, wit and acting ability of the original GHOSTBUSTERS, they make up for it with plenty of awkward pop culture references and an appearance from THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD. There's special(?) effects galore, and once it actually gets going it's not half-bad. Thanks go out to listener and Patreon subscriber James Owens for forcing this upon us. BUSTIN' MAKES US FEEL GOOD!

It's a few weeks later and WOMEN'S STUDIES still plague our host's nightmares. Thankfully, there's a Baltimore-lensed solution to their problems: Don Dohler's sci-fi/action microbudget classic NIGHTBEAST! For ONE NIGHT ONLY the show becomes NO-BUDGET LEGENDS as Moe and Doug celebrate the amazing accomplishments and outstanding career of the late filmmaker, while delving deep into the bottomless pleasures of Nightbeast's decapitatin', laser-shootin', organ yanking exploits. They end the episode revitalized, reborn and ready for ACTION. Listen! LISTEN! LISTEN!!