How to maintain composure when a friend keeps talking about HYROX, the irresistible unconscious force of your alligator brain, and a listener asks about talking during shows (rude, but…).

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How much you should read or watch forwarded content, a listener question about managing your therapists’ jealousy of each other, and secrets of handwriting and personality revealed.

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Mac and cheese trade secrets, a listener laments the travails of splitting the bill, and The Filing Cabinet Theory: or, why reminding people to do stuff doesn’t always work.

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Losing a blanket, finding something unexpected in your food at a dinner party, a listener wants to know the correct way to eat a hot dog.

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Finding the power spot in the room, polite vs. obnoxious ways to correct people, and controversial opinions about the most passive aggressive emoji.

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How to turn down requests to talk from your Uber driver and quests from your barber, when your need is no peaches in your fruit basket, and the best way to ensure THAT THERE IS ALWAYS COFFEE.

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What to do besides rage when a friend texts "how are you" out of the blue, not apologizing for apologizing, and a listener question on how to accept compliments winsomely so as to invite many more.

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