Jen runs out of time doing this episode but before she does she talks about the time she fleeced some Dead-Heads at a concert, weird stories of things that happened that have no explanation, listener emails set to relaxing music, and finally downloading Siri.

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This is a philosophical one this week! Jen talks about the lack of control we have just being born and how our acceptance of this affects our handling of the pandemic rules. Jen also talks about divorce parties, a therapy breakthrough, and how masks are great to cover wrinkles.

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This week Jen talks about why she doesn’t talk about being single, wanting a celebrity family for the pandemic, getting yelled at for not being Kate Hudson, how this is the worst episode of the podcast, a childhood love of Hawaii and no skill doing homework projects, and everyone is mad at Madonna for having Covid-19 antibodies.

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Jen sits at home to talk about collect calls, how Apple customer service doesn’t think hacking exists, what will become of stand-up, what she’s watching, listener emails, and an article about an elderly couple who are having a romance at the Danish-German border. 

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Jen sits at home and ponders - was it better to have grown up without the internet? Jen also talks about a pen-pal from Japan, crab rangoon, creepy song lyrics, her mom’s beef with the police, a narcoleptic school teacher, listener emails about home decor and chores, and an article about a study that proved people would rather get an electric shock than sit with their own thoughts for ten minutes. 

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Jen sits at home to talk about time management versus emotional procrastination, wanting to be a “schedule” person, trying not to drink, wanting to come out of quarantine hot, work covering up feelings. Jen’s mom also gets on the phone to tell Jen her “Corona horror stories” about the neighbors. And Jen reads an article about living alone. 

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Jen sits at home in quarantine to talk to you about - a great article on Grief, cloth masks, loving the moving Walking Tall with the Rock, being angry, and going outside. 

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Jen talks about getting cranky in quarantine, tells stories of her mom yelling at people and their dogs who aren’t social distancing, writing from home, talks about Chris Elliott & Steve Buscemi’s hotness, how Twitter isn’t fun, which Brady Bunch character would she be, walking in LA, and reads emails from people who are having anxiety.

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Jen talks about how she’s going to talk about Corona virus but not in a way that will stress out the listener - instead it’s time to tell tales of flying to DC and regretting it, angering people who want to shake hands, married people who think we’re lonely, and how the fuck can anyone be bored. 

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