No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'

No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'

By Jake Christie & Andre BarreraTV & Film
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No Funkin', Strictly Monkin' episodes

  • S04E011 - Andre and Jake Bump Their Heads
    Forget everything you know about Monk (he certainly has) as we talk MR. MONK BUMPS HIS HEAD.
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    Cut random letters out of a magazine and paste them together to write "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN, STRICTLY MONKIN" and send it to a circuit court judge.
    52 min
  • S04E10 - Andre and Jake Go to a Fashion Show
    If you hear a faint drip, don't worry - that's just our outfits. Andre and Jake do a little turn on the catwalk and talk MR. MONK GOES TO A FASHION SHOW.
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    Go on a conspiracy website and tell them you have evidence of widespread voter fraud and then just recommend this podcast.
    57 min
  • S04E09 - Andre, Jake, and the Secret Santa
    It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right - a week and a half after Christmas. Andre and Jake get back in the holiday spirit to talk MR. MONK AND THE SECRET SANTA.
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    If you're an NFL player who is okay with getting fined by the league, write "Listen to No Funkin, Strictly Monkin'" on your cleats.
    58 min
  • S04E08 - Andre, Jake, and Little Monk
    It's a blast-from-the-past as Andre and Jake take a look at MR. MONK AND LITTLE MONK!
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    If you are getting married in the year 2021 (post COVID vaccine, obviously), please incorporate a recommendation of this podcast into your wedding vows.
    1 hr 4 min
  • S04E07 - Andre and Jake Go to a Wedding
    Mazel Tov! It's wedding time for Andre and Jake, which is exciting because they both claim to be great wedding guests. They're talkin' MR. MONK GOES TO A WEDDING!
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    If you find yourself recreating the famous scene from the second-most-problematic-plotline of Love, Actually, please include a card that recommends this podcast. It's the very least you can do, given that you are actively professing your love to your best friend's wife while he is mere feet away.
    1 hr 4 min
  • S04E06 - Andre, Jake, and Mrs. Monk
    *GASP* Is Trudy still alive? Nope, but this podcast is. We're sobered up to talk MR. MONK AND MRS. MONK!
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    If you can still buy the naming rights to stars, name a star "No Funkin', Strictly Monkin.'"
    56 min
  • S04E05 - Andre and Jake Get Drunk
    Just as our friend Adrian Monk got lost in the sauce, so too did Andre and Jake to talk MR. MONK GETS DRUNK. Yes, seriously. Andre and Jake recorded this episode drunk. They weren't so drunk it was incoherent, but...
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    If you work at a bar (and bars finally re-open) name a drink the "Strictly Monkin'." It can be anything, but no gin because I (Jake) hate gin and I would like to order it at some point.
    1 hr 4 min
  • S04E04 - Andre and Jake Go to the Office
    Like a hamster on a wheel, Andre and Jake head into the office to get some work done and cover MR. MONK GOES TO THE OFFICE.
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    If you are an Egyptologist with nothing to lose, fake your next translation to say, "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN STRICTLY MONKIN," that way, people will think that ancient gods foresaw this podcast.
    1 hr
  • S04E03 - Andre and Jake Stay in Bed
    Andre and Jake are under the weather, so they're not getting up, and you shouldn't either. We're talkin' MR. MONK STAYS IN BED!
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    If you're a highly-touted high school football recruit, please include a recommendation to this podcast in your letter of intent.
    57 min
  • S04E02 - Andre and Jake Go Home Again
    There's no place like home, and there's no podcast like this one. Andre and Jake are back from their Thanksgiving break to talk MR. MONK GOES HOME AGAIN!
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    Next time you go to the beach, instead of "listening" to the ocean in a seashell, try telling the ocean to listen to this podcast.
    1 hr 3 min

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Podcast by Jake Christie & Andre Barrera