No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'

What a wonderful coincidence! In this episode, Monk gets hooked up to the World Wide Web, and you're *accessing* this episode on the World Wide Web! We're talking MR. MONK AND THE REALLY. REALLY DEAD GUY!

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If you find yourself in a room with the actual Declaration of Independence, please, in the section where they complain about King George, add a bullet point about how he never listened to this podcast, and that made him doubly bad.

YEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWW! Andre and Jake get to giddyin' up and talk MR. MONK VISITS A FARM!

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If you are getting divorced/separated and announce it via a Notes app screenshot on Instagram, find a way to plug this podcast in the note. I know it will probably be hard to do, but it would mean a lot.

Long time listener, first time caller: Andre and Jake talk about MR. MONK IS ON THE AIR!

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If you are the Zodiac Killer, please make a cypher where the solution is "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN, STRICTLY MONKIN" and send it to the San Francisco Chronicle.

Podcaster is an outdated term. We prefer to be called "House Managers" these days. We're talkin' MR. MONK IS AT YOUR SERVICE!

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I'm gonna make this one simple: if you do embroidery, embroider a recommendation to this podcast on a pillow for your aunt.

You've got a friend in this podcast. Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK MAKES A FRIEND.

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If you are the president of a prestigious university, change your school's motto to whatever "No Funkin, Strictly Monkin" is in Latin.

Don't send us away to a colony - we're merely talking about a leper. That's right, Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE LEPER.

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If you are trying to launch the newest cryptocurrency, please call it StrictlyMonkin Coin.

Like father, unlike son. Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK MEETS HIS DAD!

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If you are a librarian, cover those racist Dr. Seuss drawings with Wite-Out and then write over them, "Listen to No Funkin, Strictly Monkin."

For those about to podcast, we salute you. Andre and Jake are back to talk MR. MONK GOES TO A ROCK CONCERT!

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Pick a random Wikipedia page, and edit it to have a recommendation to this podcast. But make sure it doesn't stick out too much. Like, if you're editing the page for Niagara Falls, add a paragraph like, "Many locals consider listening to the sounds of the Falls to be quite enjoyable. Speaking of other things that are enjoyable to listen to, the podcast No Funkin, Strictly Monkin."

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance. You'll go through all of those feelings while listening to us talk MR. MONK GETS A NEW SHRINK!

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If you happen to still be in high school, next time you sign a school yearbook, instead of writing, "Have a Great Summer," write "Listen to No Funkin, Strictly Monkin."

Reunited and it feels so good! Except for, you know, the murder victim. We're talking MR. MONK AND THE CLASS REUNION.

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If you're Catholic, recommend this podcast to your priest during confession. I (Jake) was raised Catholic, but I haven't done confession in [checks watch] almost 15 years, so I can't remember if this would be frowned upon. It's worth a try, though.