No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'

Pound another cup of coffee, because you're not hitting the hay any time soon. Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK IS UP ALL NIGHT!

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If you do the bottom ticker on CNN, please slide in a recommendation for this podcast in between stories of Trump cronies admitting to crimes.

Monk may have gotten the wrong man, but you've got the right podcast. Listen to Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE WRONG MAN!

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If you are a PhD student working on your dissertation, include this podcast in your acknowledgements. The worst thing that can happen is the people reading it listen to an episode.

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... a podcast! Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE DAREDEVIL!

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If you work at a CVS, add a recommendation to our podcast onto your receipts. They're so long, corporate won't notice.

X marks the spot and the spot is this podcast. Andre and Jake are back to talk MR. MONK AND THE BURIED TREASURE!

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If you are a video game developer, please make the cheat code that gives you infinite lives be "STRICTLY MONKIN."

When a man loves a TV show very much, he asks his online friend to do a podcast where they watch all of it. This is that podcast. Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK AND THE BIRDS AND THE BEES.

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Find a low-tier NASCAR team in need of sponsorship money and pay to get our logo onto their car.

Breaking up is hard enough without a murder involved! Jake and Andre talk MR. MONK AND THE BAD GIRLFRIEND!

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If and only if you are Charles Xavier, go into Cerebro and beam a recommendation of this podcast to every mutant on earth.

It's neither of our birthdays, but we got our birthday suits on (not really) to talk MR. MONK AND THE NAKED MAN!

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Obviously they can't listen to podcasts in prison, but if you have a prison inmate pen pal, recommend this podcast to them to listen to when they get out.

Word. Word. Word. Here's the 4-1-1 (that means "information"), Andre and Jake drop the mic to talk MR. MONK AND THE RAPPER!

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I know you're told to call your congressperson a lot these days, and while I don't think you should call them JUST to recommend this podcast, if you're calling them to, say, speak out against horrible voting laws or anti-trans legislation, throw in a recommendation to the staffer who answers the phone.

We'll sign autographs, but no photos! Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK MEETS HIS BIGGEST FAN!

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If you are a professional psychic, (1) stop lying to people, and (2) tell them that the tarot card they pull means that they have to listen to this podcast.

You've gotta listen to this podcast, stat! Andre and Jake's vitals are stable so they talk MR. MONK GOES TO THE HOSPITAL.

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If you happen to know a gorilla that does sign language, recommend this podcast to him or her (in sign language).