Jake nearly forgets to show up to the podcast while Jason brings the grit right on time as per usual. They delve into a gritty discussion about the lack of grit in modern society and propose several gritty solutions--real million-grit idea type stuff. They do request at least a shoutout if somebody steals their grit. That pretty much grits it up to be honest. It's a gritty episode to say the least.

Jake and Jason come to you (almost) live from an upgraded studio. You can't see any of the upgrades but they're there. Trust. They use their new digs to share a few stories from their days in the trenches as delivery drivers, and they rise above the misguided masses to once and for all end the stigma about diarrhea. New episodes will come out a couple days after recording, as crispy and fresh as they get.

Jake and Jason are back yet again, believe it or not. They do a little spelling, discuss their burgeoning international audience, and have a lengthy discussion about dreams. If that's not enough, I don't know what to tell you. Lower your standards.

The boys reconvene for the first time since Jake beat Covid. Tensions of all variety run a little high. Most of the laughs come at the beginning, but if you want to hear a little rambling about art, stick around til the end. I don't even know if anybody reads these things, but if you do, you're appreciated. I don't get to do much okay?

Jake and Jason prepare for Jake's birthday by entering vacation mode. They talk about a little bit of this and a little bit of that. Hell, I don't remember. Jake got Covid and f*cked everything up, but they're back now. They also play chess at the end so if you're an audio listener you could probably skip that part, sorry.

Jake and Jason perform a test to see if Jason can really tell the difference between stale water and fresh water. The results may shock you. They proceed to develop an inimitable business plan, placing them on the cusp of a newly burgeoning market.

Jake and Jason reveal a new setup. They discuss the caveats that would come with attending your funeral. Yeah. Yours. I think they also ask you to like, share, comment, share, share, and share. Just watch it.

Jake meditates on an eye-opening encounter with Matthew at the park while Jason offers poignant insights that you just can't get anywhere else. Stick around till the end to see it all come unraveled.

Jake and Jason ponder the potentially explosive implications of adopting new names and discuss the current standings of their journeys toward stardom.

Jason turns 23. He and Jake discuss their rapidly impending demise and people missing fingers. They definitely don't consume alcohol because that would be bad.