No Holes Barred

No Holes Barred

By Knee Deep In Life, Victoria EmesComedySociety & CulturePersonal Journals
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No Holes Barred episodes

  • Ep 98. I like a stiff foam

    On this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura discuss the logistics of measuring of your own genitals with computer cables, share what ridiculous misdemeanours they got up to in their youth and share why you should never listen to this podcast around children. Find us at www.noholesbarredpodcast.com

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    36 min
  • Ep 97. Professor of his bumhole

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura arrive slightly later than usual for a Tuesday but dive right into why a woman orgasming via the clit is a load of old bollocks. They also have some feedback with a bit of tidy up time over online chat forums and a story leaving us on tender hooks.... who fingered her in the church hall? Keep sending in your stories and agony aunts to [email protected] or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please continue to review on whatever platform you listen to us on. Thank you




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    35 min
  • Ep. 96 A look back

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura take a little break from recording and have pulled together some of the hilarious stories received over time including one that's never been aired. While they would love to say its because they're taking the time to spend with their children, the reality is they've not organised themselves well enough to record this week. They'll be back next week with the usual bants and filth. Keep sending in your stories to [email protected] or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast




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    34 min
  • Ep 95. Maggot up the minge

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic decides to change things up and share a new article with Laura which could possibly be the best to date. They are asked by a listener if their social anxiety has got worse since Covid, I think you all know the answer to that one and they also give warning to never ever fill your fishy hole with tuna. Please keep sharing your stories and agony aunts to [email protected] or find them on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please keep reviewing the podcast on whichever platform you listen on. Thank you




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    37 min
  • Ep 93. Lasagne loving

    This week on No Holes Barred, Laura & Vic discuss listeners dating disasters, from unsolicited dick pics to skid marks on bedsheets and reveal why lasagne can be fatal if used inappropriately. Follow us on Instagram at @no_holes_barred_podcast

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    41 min
  • Ep.92 Trauma Trump

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura get back to the basics of what this podcast is about - pure escapism with a heavy side order of smut. They asked the listeners on Instagram what you wanted to hear and they had a deafening cry back for more filth. So please, ladies and gents enjoy this episode of indulgent crudity and hilarious stories. Please keep sending in these fabulous stories to [email protected] or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please continue to review the podcast on whatever platform you listen on. It makes a big difference. Thank you




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    45 min
  • Ep. 91 The tale of the fingered bald minge

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura hear one of the funniest voice note confessions to date from a trainee beautician and discuss the art of pooing whilst standing up. They finish on a agony aunt that they believe many other women will relate to. Please keep sending your stories, voice notes, and confessions to [email protected] or find them on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast.

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    52 min
  • Ep 90. A bum note

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura try to tactfully give gentle advice to a exhausted mum that she's probably going to be exhausted for a whole lot longer. They give some home truths to the lady talking about head pushing and celebrate pile, cellulite and being a woman. Keep your stories coming in to [email protected] or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please keep reviewing the podcast on which ever platform you listen to us. It makes a big difference




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    44 min
  • Ep 89. Flighty bitch and miserable cow

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Laura listens to Vics endless tales of woe that even left her husband labelling her a miserable cow. They hear from the brave public toilet pooper who was left caught short with no toilet roll and the lady who is ready for change in her career but hasn't got the first clue what to do. Naturally asking the advice of these two slappers only confirms one thing, they haven't a fucking clue what she should do either. Continue to send in your stories, agony aunts and voice notes to [email protected] or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please continue to rate and review the podcast because it makes these couple of cunts happy.




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    52 min

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Unfiltered convos from two potty mouthed birds trying to find light in the lesser spoken realities of womanhood and beyond. Send us your stories for a chance to be featured in the podcast.

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