No Holes Barred

No Holes Barred

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No Holes Barred episodes

  • Ep 61. Dogging in the Daylight

    In this week's episode Vic and Laura bring in the New Year with promises of being more organised and exciting additions to the podcast they're looking forward to starting....Next week.

    They extensively talking about dogging, the legality of it, if its just a nighttime job or if you could expect to see a man cock in hand in a lay by during the day. They're asking you, the audience to start voice clipping your confessions of weirdness from kinks, to awkward sexual encounters directly to them to step 2022 up a gear.


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    49 min
  • Ep 60. Box your beaver
    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura struggle to work out what day of the week it is before wishing you a very Merry Christmas. They work out the logistics of energetic bum sex and debate the wonders of human biology allowing a stray onion ring to survive the digestive system.

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    40 min
  • Ep. 59 Stubby cocktail sausage
    On this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Laura tries to implement some much needed structure to the format of the show, Vic shares her fear of nail extensions and they discuss how to put boundaries in place when your family are dickheads.

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    46 min
  • Ep 58. Flighty fawny slags
    Candid chat from comedians Laura Belbin and Victoria Emes

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    54 min
  • Ep.57 It's a learning curve

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss their innate lack of business knowledge and ponder how the hell they actually function as a partnership, reveal what to do if you get a WW11 mortar lodged up your bottom and get angry at the inequality between the sexes.


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    38 min
  • Ep 56. Slug lips
    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura unpack the yoga retreat experience of a life time, with free dancing, tit flashing and naked hot tub sessions plus sleeping in a tent. Vic talks Laura through her perfect mindful wank, complete with dirty bedsheets and slug lips and they also officially announce the opening of their shop with a healthy range of sex toys to tickle your minge.

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    56 min
  • Narcissistic Nanny

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura discuss narcissistic in laws, the power of CBD and have plenty of LOLs over the next Banksy artwork that involves a used tampon flung drunkenly against a white wall during a romantic pool side fumble. Watch out for next week's episode that involves a very big announcement - it isn't a TV show but it's sure to tickle your bits.




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    46 min
  • Ep 54. Mama wants a three course meal
    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura openly discuss the complete minefield of parenting and how much unrealistic pressure is put on women to be the perfect mum society demands as well as a throw by throw account of how Vic will no doubt end up with a full blown mental breakdown if her daughter doesn't sleep soon. They also ask the question, what would you rather? Licking an eye ball? Or sucking a toe and share the story of the lady who discovered cheese doesn't agree with her colon.

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    55 min
  • Ep 53. The sonic scrubber
    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura get their bellybuttons out and compare sizes as they try to decide if they would ever go along with a fetish that included licking someone else's. They also read out a beautiful story from a listener who was inspired by our love of clit chat and the incredible Mrs Hinch to indulge in her first ever experience of a good old fashioned wank. Thank you Sonic Scrubber for reaching all those hard to get areas, including our vaginas.

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    47 min
  • Ep 52. Is that a snickers bar?
    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura take a tiny little break to enjoy the pleasure of their children's company during half term. Don't worry, you won't miss out on much, as this week's episode is equally as hilarious and filthy discussing their much loved topic of poo. If you manage to get through this episode and still fancy yourself a snickers bar, you're bigger people than them. Next week these slags will be back to their usual antics of agony aunts, stories and facts.

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    30 min

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