No Holes Barred

No Holes Barred

By Knee Deep In Life, Victoria EmesComedySociety & CulturePersonal Journals
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No Holes Barred episodes

  • Ep. 41 The Phallus Tree

    In this week's episode of No Hole's Barred, Vic and Laura discover the supernatural secret to keeping a disembodied member alive with a diet of oats and grains, hear back from a previous agony aunt contributor with a much needed relationship update and celebrate the wonderful man who waffle stomped his lovers nutty deposit down the plug hole to finishing getting his end away.


    As always, if you want to contribute to the podcast with a story, agony aunt question or life quandry, you can email us at [email protected] and follow us on instagram @no_holes_barred_podcast


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    47 min
  • Ep. 40 Tidy up time

    In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Vic have a little tidy up time and deliver some helpful updates for our listeners previous quandaries - like how to dispose of that floating torpedo that just won't flush and how to stay alert for a whole weekend with a trip to the Drs. We also address the sheer trauma of receiving an accidental sweep from your 18 month old and how to get into pegging.


    Please keep sending your stories/agony aunt questions and any other business to [email protected] and follow us on instagram at @noholesbarredpodcast


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    57 min
  • Ep. 39 Waffle stomper

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic shocks Laura with some ghostly facts involving one celebrity getting sucked off by the afterlife and another one being penetrated by the Holy spirit himself. We also learn that soiling the sheets at your mates house never ends well and offer some more dubious relationship advice to one of our listeners.


    If you'd like to feature on the podcast please email your stories, agony aunts and any questions for Laura & Vic to [email protected] You can also DM our instgram page at @noholesbarredpodcast


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    55 min
  • Ep. 38 Bulletproof clit

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura discuss the complex nature of social anxiety and how it manifests for them both in awkward exchanges with strangers - one of them spurts verbal diarrhoea and the other one clams up like a dry vagina - can you guess who does what? They also conclude that parenting a newborn is an utter shitshow and question why that minor detail is overlooked.


    Please keep sending in your stories to [email protected] and follow us on instagram at @noholesbarredpodcast


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    54 min
  • Ep. 37 Girls just wanna have fun (with any object they can get their hands on)

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura discover the many uses for an electric toothbrush, how to keep the romance alive in your relationship and the best way to flush a turd down the plug hole of a sink.


    If you'd like to contribute a story, agony aunt question or anything else for Vic and Laura to ponder, email us at [email protected] or DM us on our instagram page, Noholesbarred.


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    57 min
  • Casper the friendly c**t

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura discuss the mysterious phenomena of ghost minge, discover the incredible feline resistant qualities of a durex and find out that Laura is actually a 98 year old Nana living in a 37 year olds body.



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    51 min
  • Ep. 35 Hitting that A spot

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura go on a vaginal voyage to discover their A spots, discuss the many reasons why not to finger a dry bum hole and find out that accidentally applying hand sanitiser to your fanny never ends well.


    For a chance to feature on the show, remember to email your stories, agony aunt questions and any other dirty business to [email protected]


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    48 min
  • Ep. 34 Tenting

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, we uncover Laura and Vic's complete lack of expertise and knowledge about everything, how to prevent anal worms with scotch tape and discover the incredible capacity of an aroused vagina. If you've loved today's episode, and indeed the rest of the podcast why not go vote for us in the British Podcast Awards at https://britishpodcastawards.com/vote

    For a chance to feature on the show, remember to email your stories, agony aunt questions and any other dirty business to [email protected]


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    48 min
  • Ep 33. Lemon Tikka Pussy Masala with a side of pubes

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Vic discuss how to truly attract a mate with a good old fashion bit of minge throat and why you should never finger a girl before making your Dad dinner.


    For a chance to feature on the show, please send in your agony aunt questions, dirty rotten stories and any other business to [email protected]


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    52 min
  • Ep. 32 The piss diaries
    Back with a bang, in this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Vic pick up right where they left off discussing their favourite subjects - vaginas and bumholes! We get to hear Vic's extensive list of celebrity mates as she struggles to remember the very significant difference between a lap and a lip, discover why it's not always a good idea to live exclusively in the moment when you're the host of a podcast and discover how to piss in the back of a jeep on safari. We've missed you!

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    1 hr 1 min

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