No Holes Barred

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Victoria delve into the furry forest adventures of woodland creatures, discover the many exotic uses of a CD and learn that transporting your sex aids with your boss in tow is not the best career move.

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Victoria discuss the hidden sex appeal of a goats eyelid, reveal how to survive a traffic jam on the M25 with little more than a Lakeland bag and tackle the burning question, does size really matter?

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In this week's episode we address an incredibly important issue and make (yet another) public apology, we admire the whittling skills of our long lost phallus loving ancestors and discover how Laura nurses Steve's distressed derriere back to health

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In this week's episode we learn the horrifying truth about truffle butter and ruin yet another delicious food source, we discuss the practicalities of waxing your plums and Vic lets us in on her secret to being the perfect house guest.

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In this week's episode we discover Victoria and Laura's worst ever jobs and try to decide who needs professional help more - Vic for her deep seated pessimistic melancholy or Laura for her penchant for death and her questionable upbringing. We also learn the fishy consequences of inappropriately using a waste paper bin for the disposal of used contraception.

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In this week's episode we learn about how to quickly dispose of any unwanted toilet dwellers with the help of a cup and a sock, Victoria reveals her untold secret about the time she torpedoed a toilet seat at a Year 7 party and we look back at the utter shitshow of 2020 and give thanks to NHB and all it has brought to our lives.

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In this week's episode, we pick apart our plans for the Christmas festivities, Victoria roasts Laura over her questionable holiday family tradition of 'the barrel', we rejoice the tiny durex loving Chihuahua for raiding the bins and surviving its boxing day contents and we're reminded why it's never a good idea to film a sexy present unwrapping with your partner using the family video camera. Merry Christmas slags!

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In this week's episode we discuss Laura's questionable medical knowledge when it comes to assessing sick kids, delve into how Victoria is nailing the up and coming fashion trend of how to look like the biggest nerd on a bicycle, plus we try to understand the logistics of copping a squat over a kids bucket and why wearing cream trousers is a recipe for disaster.

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In this week's episode we shout for joy and jubilation as Victoria successfully lands herself in a clitilating afternoon sonas sesh that even left the cat sniffing around Rob's balls. We, and one of our unfortunate listeners, find ourselves literally torn over whether a slip in the shower was really an accident or just a poorly disguised attempt at some solo bum fun. We also reveal the exciting news that our merchandise has expanded to cater for the todger owners amongst you and that NHB Willy Wipes are now on sale

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In this week's episode we discuss the excitement of launching our very own line of merchandise, why moon cups sound utterly terrifying as Vic puts Laura off the idea for life and why a stressed vagina can clam up like a flytrap when in a hostile environment (like your mates pair of pants)

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