No Holes Barred

No Holes Barred

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No Holes Barred episodes

  • Ep 51. Mass evacuation

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura touch on the serious subject of mental health and how lonely it can feel, and ask the question... when it's is appropriate to interfere between a badger and cat!?!? They also feel tantalised by the idea of a colonic irrigation, even the mass evacuation part.

    As always they're bringing you 50 minutes of uneducated, filthy, honest chat about life.


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    1 hr
  • Ep 50. Trams up the bum

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic realises if her career as an Instagram influencer fails she can always fall back on her keen sense of smell and join a pack of sniffer dogs, Laura shares another insightful psychoanalytic diagnosis for one of our listeners with a Disney fetish and we all learn a valuable lesson about living with your in laws and enduring their scheduled wank time.


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    48 min
  • Ep 49. Subway footlong
    In this week's episode of NHB, Vic & Laura get into the grotty details of what it must feel like to have a turd lodged in your colon for 8 years, how to deal with the information that your geriatric Dad is watching soft porn on your Amazon Prime account and why never to wear a white kaftan on a boat trip. Thank you for continuing to send in some of the most incredible stories and agony aunts of all time - we bloody love you.

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    53 min
  • Ep 48. Coochcaine

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about why they hate doing 69ers, and why you should never, ever even think about sitting on someone's face with a full bladder and a battered pelvic floor. Vic has yet another mind-blowing fact about pooning, if you've delved into a little pooning yourself we'd love to hear from you and Laura gets real about what a bitch self comparison is.




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    43 min
  • Ep 47. Balloon fun

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred due to some slight technical issues Vic sounds like she got of a plane to Australia, took a load of drugs and recorded from a shack in the outback. Rest assured only some of the above is true.... Vic and Laura try to approach the discussion of how Vic will ask her builder Prostate Patrick to urinate over her back garden and why there is no real straight answer over whether someone should have plastic surgery because everyone's reasons are unique.




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    52 min
  • Ep 46. Fanny dildo wrench

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura celebrate all things minge as they discuss gynaecological cancer awareness month. They talk all things fanny health wise and encourage everyone with a vagina to book their smear and share some cringe worthy smear test stories of trapping pubes to disco vaginas.

    This episode is aiming to empower more women to demand better vaginal health care.




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    53 min
  • Ep 45 Apocalypse ready

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura choose the 3 people they'd like to save in a zombie Apocalypse. One of them is ready to repopulate the earth and eat magic mushrooms while the other one is terrified about poisonous berries. They also reveal the exciting news that podcast merchandise is being relaunched with the fanny flannel and willy wipe for starters. Plus asking for all of you lovely lot to share your bloody good smear stories for next week's episode when we'll be dedicating the episode to Gynaecological Cancer Awareness Month while managing to keep it light with plenty of filth.


    Find all things podcast related at www.noholesbarredpodcast.com and follow us on instagram @no_holes_barred_podcast




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    57 min
  • The whispering eye

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Victoria and Laura discuss and debate the new unofficial, official new term for our vaginas and learn just how uneducated Laura is when it comes to minge terminology. They also reflect on why it's never going to end well to cough up a turd, or shit in your bath, in yet another poo heavy episode of inappropriate laughing and plenty of swearing.




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    50 min
  • Ep 43. Clit countdown

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura chat candidly about their lack of productivity, how much they love to deep throat biscuits and discuss the benefits of sobriety. We also learn how lockdown may impair your judgement when it comes to finding a Tinder date, which can result in agreeing to spend an entire week with a gym fanatic wannabe porn star who's obsessed with Sesame Street and Countdown.


    Please keep sending in your hilarious stories, agony aunts and general chat to us @no_holes_barred_podcast on socials or email [email protected]


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    51 min
  • Ep. 42 Commiserations to the survival suit

    In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Vic discuss the richly diverse nature of the humble potato, share a hilarious turd mishap in a helicopter and find out why you can never really trust a toilet, even in Austria. Note to every parent out there - never let your kids pack their own lunchbox. You have no idea what they might take in for lunch.


    Keep sending us your hilarious stories, agony aunts and any questions you may have for us to [email protected] or find us on instagram @no_holes_barred_podast


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    49 min

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