No Instructions Needed

We are freaking back for another week and we come bearing some massive news in a massive and woefully unorganized show! But hey, there are no instructions needed, so what can you except?

For the first 15 minutes, the boys break down some Olympics. Christine Sinclair (is she Canada’s  athlete?) and Andre De Grasse get some mentions before we question who the flagbearer should be (3:05). The conversation moves to a side effect had from a certain herb used by one of the members (17:45).

MASSIVE ANNOUCEMENT (20:30)!

The Boys made a bet with Eddie Lack and won (24:30). A random topic about who was the best Colorado Avalanche player (27:30) goes down before we acknowledge that “The Suicide Squad” is out (30:30)! The boys relive some past horror from a previous podcast (38:15) then wonder who the most hated female TV character ever is (41:00). The guys talk some kids movies and how they often have to watch the same one (47:40). This leads them to ponder if there was a movie about adult toys what/who the characters would be (54:17). Could the Sopranos and Blue Mountain State be made today (57:30)?

The boys end show with some drunk campfire talk after that! So, big things are coming for this little podcast and we can’t wait to not explain any of it and live life with no instructions needed.

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Alright. The full crew is back for the episode and things start off with a BANG when Chaps tells NFL players to "f*** off or get vaccinated" (3:30).  The Olympics are off to a weird start, kind of like the pod (10:40). The Kraken are officially an NHL team, but did Frank Seravalli ruin it for everyone (14:00)? The Big O and Consie talk soccer (22:22), while Chaps and the Big D talk Cleveland Guardians (24:10).

Would you ever want to take a date rollerblading? We only ask because outside Consie's house there sounds to be an epic date unfolding (27:25). Are there any movies you have to stop on because of a certain actor or actress (29:45)? This leads to a conversation about Kevin Smith’s best movie. Also, does Kate Beckinsale age (39:45)? After the Kate conversation, the crew discusses hot Instagram accounts and then they ponder what name the No Instructions Needed strip club would be (41:45). Blue Mountain State is an awesome tv series and don't tell the guys any different (50:45). The show ends on Logan Paul, WCW, and some other bar room banter (55:55). 

So, take it easy and enjoy the latest controversial episode that’s here to remind you… In this life, there are No Instructions Needed.

Hey there No Instructions Needed Nation...This is what we call a Mystery episode in the biz. So sit back and enjoy this un-edited episode of No Instructions Needed. 

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New week, new episode, but still… No instructions!

We with some Eurocup (4:00), even knowing this episode will be late on our predictions (typical). A quick detour lets the Big D hit on Consie's wife (9:40), which somehow leads to UFC 264 talk. Again… We know this will be late (12:00). A quick Old Wise Guys update and, oh, WE HAVE MERCH (20:00)! So, we all have those people on our social media that suck. You know, the ones that update their feed with all the bad life shit all the time (23:00). Finally, the Big D pays off his hot pepper bet (32:00) and it leads to a hilarious bit. Also, is Joey Chestnut the G.O.A.T. of G.O.A.T.S (39:30)? The Big D takes another swing at Chaps's wife (42:00). We figured, since the episode was all over the place, that we might as well talk some baseball (47:00). At the moment of writing of this, I'm really not sure how we got to “21 Jump Street” but we did (57:00). We close the episode by talking about college athletes getting paid and it’s as simple as that—or, as simple as anything that needs no instructions (60:00).

So, yeah, let’s get this rig rolling once more and live life with no instructions needed.

The Old Wise Guys are back with a very special episode recorded on-sight at Rex's favourite watering hole! Special thanks to Big Horn Golf and Country Club and Masons Kitchen & Bar  for hosting this episode!

From technical difficulties and cancelled guests to a member of the core four dropping out earlier, this episode was a mess to edit, bet hella fun to record.

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The boys start off by figuring out that the Big D is pretty tipsy, which leads the wobbly crew of four to talk smoking weed and running in the Olympics (4:14). Chaps had to step away for a minute so the guys get the Euro Cup in (14:00). Well, the Big O was right about the Clippers all along (22:22). When you get a card...how long do you keep them (26:00). A Little E cancels last second (30:30). Then… OH, MAN does a Jet Li conversation ever erupt (37:00). When you gotta go, you gotta go (40:30). Big fights are coming up soon with Conor Mcgregor taking on Dustin Poirier at UFC 264 (46:00) which also leads to a talk about Trevor Bauer. And, somehow in the midst of UFC, Baseball, and Leonardo DiCaprio, the Big O slips out and the remaining trio finishes the episode on their lonesome (54:00).

Thanks for coming back. Thanks for being apart of the chaos. And, most importantly, thanks for living life with No Instructions Needed.

We are back with another episode, and this week we talk about performance enhancing drugs in the bedroom… and, uh, much, much more! 

We start with Consie's Habs because he can barely hide his excitement (2:30). The conversation turns to the NBA and the crazy ass ‘Suns in four’ guy (12:00). Dean still has a habit of hitting on WOTP (wives of the podcast) while Chaps is going full ‘90s slasher movies by brining up “I Know What You Did Last Summer” (17:00).

Well, sometimes you need a little extra in the bedroom (and there's nothing wrong with that), so the boys talk about their "corked bats" in the sack (24:45). The Big O wonders what the next big movie of the summer will be (29:00). The boys have a serious talk about how important LGBTQ representation is in sports and movies (31:30). It’s BETTIN’ TIME and it’s all about the Euro Cup (42:35). The Big D asks the dads of the crew when the last time they stepped into a gym was (48:50). The end of the episode features some straight up bar room talk, and Consie wants to know the best sporting event they've been to (55:00).

This episode is truly what this podcast is supposed to be about. It’s what the guys strive to do every episode: Pure, unfiltered fun, and the chaos of conversation while drinking and talking with buddies. Welcome back to the No Instructions Needed Podcast.

The Big O makes his return after missing last week. Consie is glued to the tube, watching his Habs' win. The Big D is his usual provocative self. And Chaps? Well, there’s no instructions needed to know Chaps is still his belligerent self. So, get ready for a rowdy ass cat of an episode. 

The Boys first start with some serious subject matter around postpartum. This leads Dean to talk about whether or not fatherhood is an avenue he may go down (3:10). Anyway, you have NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL as the big four in the Western sports world but the Big O wonders what the four after the big four might be (11:11). This extends into a longer discussion about the UFC and what is left of boxing (20:00). Chaps asks what the worst fan base in the world is (33:30). Consie used to love the wrestling back in the day, while Chaps hates the fans that hate on the WWE (40:00). Also, if you could fight any famous person in the world...who ya got (43:00). “Call Her Daddy” just got paid and the Big O thinks we could be next (47:45). To end the episode, we engage in a very odd discussion that includes Loki, Catwomen, a Habs goal, the Multiverse, and The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard. 

What an odd episode this was. But, you know, that's what happens when you got no road map and no instructions. Let’s do it.

We are back this week and Chaps is in a wine cellar! The Big D gets buzzed while Consie (might) get murdered. So, without the Big O, the show goes off the rails real fast! 

Larry, Curley and Mo start with sushi restaurants and what the best order is (1:36). Chaps is fat as hell, so the Oculus workouts have been killer, which leads to a conversation about beer leagues sports (4:11). Is the crew full of old men already? We might as well re-live some some younger partying days (11:30). Movie theatres are back in BC. Are you going back to big screen? Also, somehow this topic leads to the Big D hitting on the wives of the group (20:00).

No Instructions Needed Events? Absolutely, but you’ll have to tune in to find out more (33:00).

Consie played university soccer at…32! ?! He had money and others didn't so the boys talk about being broke in college (43:50). Foam parties are a money saver, right (52:56)? A quick detour takes place ‘cause Consie may be killed by his wife (53:26). The boys finish the episode off with, perhaps, trying to record at the the lake house while discussing which celebrities look like a robot (65:00). 

With a man down, the boys held the ship up, but, man oh man, did the boat take on water. So, get ready for another episode of chaos and, again, to live life with no instructions needed.

Well, this episode is a complete sprint. The topics are plentiful. The topics are weird. And, the pace is chaotic. You don’t need instructions to know what to expect. So, welcome to our brand of chaos.

We start with Consie and the Big O boasting about the Chelsea F.C.’s big Champions League victory. The converstation also contains a Youtube about—and for some reason—Ancestry.com (5:00). Just before the twenty minute mark Chaps attacks the people who spray the orange paint on your lawn to indicate gas lines(19:00)! Consie has a great, easy money making scheme for the Big D. This, for some odd reason, leads the crew to talk about the grumpiest old man they can think of (30:00). Of course, we love all our sponsors but some people we try to work with really piss off the Big O (42:00). Dan Le Batard had a 24 hour special last weekend and the boys ponder how long they could last with their own 24 hour special. Oh! We made it (54:00) minutes before sex came up, so hopefully you bet the over! To come to our conclusion, if you know what I mean, the episode finishes off with stag stories involving Fat Elvis, possible guns, booze, and urination (62:00).

Better get strapped in! Because you're strapped on the rocket ship (strap-ons and rocket ships, I know) known as the No Instructions Needed Podcast!