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We are back and ready to get into the world of Cryptocurrency but in our own strange and chaotic style. 

Before we could get to our guest, we had to start with the epic golf story of Consie and Chaps. It left the Big D jealous because it sounds like the boys were all juiced up (3:00). The Big O joins late this week, but, man, did he make an instant impact when he asked, "Who would be the face of our podcast?" (13:45)  Then the QRZones’ hotline presented our first guest in a while Mayne (@tradermayne on Twitter) joined the crew to talk cryptocurrency and Twitter fame (176.5k Twitter followers!!) (19:30). Consie has an idea for StrytoCrypto (51:26), which somehow leads the boys to talk about all the amazing stuff they’re going to get up to on the new website (noinstructionsneeded.ca) (53:42).

The boys finish the podcast by talking some NBA and PGA (62:00). So, yeah, it’s that time. Time for our chaos. Time for us to take the wheel. Time for some fun—fun that has No Instructions Needed.

 The record setting month of May is coming to an end and the boys are getting into summer mode! 

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We start this week’s episode off with the Big O's baby story! The now three-time daddy shares his experiences from the past week with arrival of his new son! This leads to the dads on the crew discussing their wives’ labor stories (4:00). The guys come to the conclusion that sleep is important, especially before kids (13:00). Surprise, surprise Consie is still married, and the No Instructions Needed DMs have been getting filled up with accounts trying to help the boys start up their Only Fans account (17:30). Allan then steers the conversation to mom and dad stories from their experiences as parents and, well, things get messy, sticky, and down right weird (24:00). The Big O wants Chaps’ take on the recent DC news but for some reason Chaps drops a controversial take on “Saved by the Bell” (40:00).  The Big D talks about Amazon buying MGM and the potential death of Netflix (52:40). The last topic is one near and dear to three of the four hosts’ hearts, "The Office.” This leads to the Office vs Parks and Rec (60:00), which obviously needs no further introduction.

Thank you all for the record setting month of May! Now let’s crush it some more! So again, this is nothing but our brand of chaos—a life where there are No Instructions Needed.

The Old Wise Guys are back and talking about socialism vs capitalism!

Warning: You need a sense of humour to enjoy this episode.  The Old Wise Guys will exam some of our economic and social challenges of the modern day. We will exam many different opinions…. and make some fun on all of it. Shit our parents say, freaking out our kids, reports from experts, tee box conversation… it is all on the table.  Grab a wine, put on your funny hat and enjoy this, but remember you need a sense of humour for this one, don’t take all this too seriously.  

Well, the boys somehow managed to talk Only Fans and Night Clubs... So, yes, this episode is all the way turnt up.

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We start with a simple but electric question: Where do you get the better hot dog experience—at a baseball game or at the turn on a golf course? (4:30) As you may have seen, it was Chaps’ birthday last week, so the boys grill him. A talk about that and bedroom antics leads the crew pondering if we even care about our birthdays anymore. (12:30) Then, as per usual as of late, the boys talk "internet sites.” Only Fans is discussed in length (20:00). Consie gives his "How To" videos a quick plug (24:20) just before the crew goes back for seconds on Only Fans. (28:07) The Big Eggplant (‘er, D), Consie, and Chaps reminisce about a night club in Kamloops (35:00), which leads to the question of, “What song takes you back to a bar?” (40:00) The Big O makes the men ponder about what their Tinder profile would say now if they were to have an account (46:00). And, finally, the cast ends with an old segment brought back to life....the Quiz (62:00).

So, get ready for our brand of chaos, get ready for our brand of entertainment, and, of course, get ready for the No Instructions Needed Podcast.

After the biggest week in No Instructions Needed history, the boys are back and, boy oh boy, do things get messy real quick! 

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We start the episode by giving thanks to our loyal and ever-growing audience (1:00). The boys quickly turn into Elon Musk and some rich dudes doing rich things (4:30). Allan admits he enjoys the theory of having a stalker, which leads to the boys to talk about their "favorite" movie while in there pubescent phase (12:00). Chaps has a story that boys fear and parents panic over (19:00). Does anyone have a better deal in Hollywood than Adam Sandler? The boys discuss their favorite bad Adam Sandler movie as well as where he makes movies (25:30).

The Big O is about to become a daddy for the third time, as he gives an update which leads to Allan scaring Dean while talking about vasectomies. The crew can’t figure out how to work the ol’ TikTok because they are, well, old (40:00). Chaps asks, “What is the equivalent of buying women flowers but for men?" (45:45) Baseball is dying and the boys try to fix it (51:00) (FIGHT!?!) Also, the NHL was absolutely crazy last week (64:00). We finish off the episode with some boxing talk and discuss Jake Paul is doing to the sport (72:00). 

Another week, and another episode with no instructions needed and no instructions provided.

We are back and this time not only do we have a sponsor, but we have a new full-time co-host! 

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Back to business... This week we start the episode off by welcoming Allan Connor to our brand of chaos (1:00). The guys quickly transition to Dean giving himself quite the nickname (4:30). The Big O sways the conversation to the NFL and, of course, the draft (10:30). Dean has enough of the NFL and he screams that it’s time for MORTAL KOMBAT (32:20)! Chaps apparently is still trying to pick up new friends (50:51), while Al talks soccer vs baseball fights in university (56:30). Before closing up shop, the new crew of four answer some heat about songs they left out regarding the best television theme songs (60:00). This turns into the best WWE entrance song, naturally. And, to finish it off, The Big O sneaks in one last topic that gets Chaps in complete meltdown mode, thanks to Allan (68:00). 

So, kick back, grab a brew, and welcome the newest addition to the podcast that requires absolutely no instructions

Our crew of three turned into a crew of four for this episode! The boys start with soccer and somehow end up at... Toy Story?! 

Welcome to the show, Allan the Soccer Expert! He helps the boys discuss the debunked (and defunct) Super League and some Chelsea F.C. (2:00). After that chat finishes up, the boys move elegantly onto the best theme song made for a TV series (19:00). This naturally makes us wonder, “What happened to Will Smith?” Chaps thinks Mr. Smith’s career has gone downhill (24:00). Oh yeah, have you ever cried over a cartoon? Well, these boys sure have (31:00). Time for a the battle of the franchises as Harry Potter takes on Toy Story (36:00). Sticking with Disney, the crew has a nice debate about the “The Falcon and the Winter Solider” (41:00). And lastly, as we all by now know, Jake Paul did something we did not expect and it forced us to talk about him for yet another week, rounding it out (60:00). 

So, you know, get ready for another episode with lots of talk but absolutely no instructions!

Somehow, we are back. Better still, we’re allowed to release yet another episode that needs no instructions

Well, a favorite caller of ours joins us for the ENTIRE episode. Yes, Mr. 7-6 himself was in the house. We survived the white people music segment last week, so we naturally finish off the controversial subject this week (3:00). The Big O and Dean kick Chaps out of the call to discuss The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (9:00), which leads to a conversation about some amazing high school drama tv shows: The OC and One Tree Hill (17:15). Mr. 7-6 asks the question, “What athlete would you like to see be able to continue their career that was shortened by injury?” (32:00) Chaps responds with, “Would you rather buy a country or an island?” This obviously leads to a talk about older gentleman and how they can outdrink anyone...and then kick your ass on the golf course (47:00). The Big O doesn't exactly like Bet 365 anymore (55:08). The guys break down the Jake Paul and Ben Ben Askren and, in hindsight, Dean absolutely nailed it (61:02). 

We are back. For now. Still living life with no instruction needed.

Well, depending on the reaction to a certain segment on this week’s episode, it may be our last...

Long before the controversial segment, we start the episode with Wrestlemania while Chaps and Dean relive pre-covid wrestling weekends (3:40). Dean, who has just recently moved into his new apartment, seems to be losing all his furniture. With Dean’s mic on mute The Big O breaks down the moving crew (9:00). Dean and Chaps give updates on the stories of the previous week (12:30). Wrestling seemed to stay on the mind because the Big O asks Chaps and Dean what wrestlers remind them of each other (21:15).

Another week, and yet another controversy for Barstool that revolves around sex tapes and depositions (27:00). Chaps seems to have a lot on the mind when it comes to Dan Le Batard and Jemele Hill (43:45). We ring the ten bells for DMX (57:00). And then the part that may end our podcast forever... 

A conversation on entrance music, for wrestling of course, quickly turns into white people music and the lack of seasoning on white people food. So if this is it, it was an awesome ride and we definitely rode it with no instructions needed.

What a week! What a Holiday! What an episode! 

Well, we start off the episode by getting another Big O big-time bet (1:00). The NCCA Women's basketball tournament has been amazing (6:30). Welcome to adulthood, Dean! He breaks down what he has done in the last couple days since his move and in becoming a full-fledged adult (9:00). Somehow we have brief sidebar to what English word is the most disgusting (11:00) and then we go back to Dean’s adulthood. One of the guys has some problems with his neighbors and the boys each have in the past as well (14:23). One of Chaps's kids had an accident... (29:00). And if you have a family, you know what it’s like trying to make new friends. It’s f****** hard! (34:00). We finish the episode with a movie review of Godzilla: King of the Monsters (45:45).

Once again, we find ourselves living this life with no instructions needed.