No Instructions Needed

One day we will be a full crew again. With Consie out the other 3 boys were pulling up the slack and trying to pound out an episode late Monday night! Chaps is spaced, the Big O is hacking, and the Big D loves the charge. Distractions were a plenty so lets get to the topics.

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1) What is the worst fast food place at getting your order right (6:00)?
2) The over hit on the Bachelor party the Big D attended (13:00).
3) Blue Jays season recap (15:00).
4) NFL catch up (21:00).
5) Chaps was left alone for the weekend (26:00).
6) Ace Ventura: Pet Detective does not hold up (30:00).
7) Brooklynn 99 finale...did it suck (33:00)?
8) Group chats and wrong numbers (39:00)?

Sit back and take this quickie with us. 

Do you like Mob movies, cannabis's drinks, and Super Mario Brothers? If yes, than this episode of the No Instructions Needed podcast is for you! If not, this episode still slaps harder than your momma when she catches drinking milk outta the jug! 

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Wine vs Beer (4:00)
Tag Team Match vs Justin Trudeau (8:30)
Super Mario Brothers Movie (14:00)
Slurp Star (19:45)
Blue Jays (26:00)
Edibles & Drinks (41:00)
Ted Lasso and Sex Education (43:00)
The Sopranos (47:00) 
Best Mob Movie Ever (52:00)
Drinking Stories and Cops (63:00)

This episode was chalked full of amazing content! Be a friend, tell a friend! 

Yes....We know we are late...you can quit texting and DMing us....we get it....we're awful. BUT....ITS TIME! 

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If we ever get famous off this podcast, we will be going back to delete this episode because the boys were not careful with their words and were shooting from the god dam hip. With a full crew this week the boys are out of control. The list below are the topics without context:

1) Sex Education (7:00)
2) Ice Cream Dealer (8:15)
3) Adult Video Review Website (11:00)
4) President  Manny Pacquiao (17:20)
5) World Leaders Royal Rumble (19:00)
6) Child Swap (24:17)
7) Belgium (25:00)
8) Paw Patrol Live Cast (30:00)
9) Canelo Alvarez (32:00)
10) Rays are or aren't cheaters (38:00)
11) Hot Teachers (43:00)
12) Canadian Election (54:00)
13) What if (60:00)

Good luck keeping up with this wild ride of an episode. We definitely earned our name is this one!   

We are back at it and, boy, did we ever have an episode! Without Consie this week, we tried to make up for his absence the best way we know how! CHAOS!

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We start with Consie's ability to always have a fresh drink in his hand without getting up to get one and then quickly move onto how the NFL is back, which of course means degenerate-gambling-Chaps is back as well (6:15). This leads to some MLB talk and how to bet it (12:00). Somehow, we manage to find our way to the TV series Dexter and discuss how either amazing or shitty it is the second time around (20:00)! For a quick five, the Big D and Chaps talk about their University stories (24:00), which leads us to the Funko Pop craze and what No Instructions Needed Funko Pops would look like (28:00). At (47:00) the guys talk about a rough experience they had with a possible sponsor…. yeah. Then Keanu Reeves becomes the topic off discussion for much of the remainder of the show (55:00). Also, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings gets some love from the crew before we finish with more Keanu Reeves "Hardball" talk, mixed with a little bit of Liam Neeson.

We are back. So, hit the download button and be a friend who tells a friend, damnit! Let’s take this thing to the next level—the next level where, even still, no instructions are needed.

You wine lovers will love this episode!! The Old Wise Guys  are given an outstanding lesson on the art of wine making and the future of the wine Industry in the Okanagan Valley of British Columbia, Canada. We take this journey with one of the most famous winery's in the valley and the founder himself, John Skinner, owner of Painted Rock in Penticton.  

This is longer than our normal Podcast, but it was so amazing to listen to John’s stories and his experience in wine growing, we all felt it was well worth the time. We are On-Site, in person with John and many of our good friends. Get a nice glass of wine, sit back and you will be entrained and educated in the true Art of Wine. Enjoy!! 

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The wild podcast content bender might finally be over after this one but the boys rallied to deliver another jam packed episode full of hot takes, sports bets and Chaps wiener. As always, we needed no instructions.

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We start things off down a man but thankfully the podcast 6th woman of the year, Mama Chaps came off the bench firing on all cylinders. She shared some football picks, explained how the wife of the computer genius who found all of Chaps computer porn still won't speak to her and she even left us with a nice parents are out of town, lets party Chaps story (4:30). Consie finally shook off the cobwebs and joined us just in time to talk about the NHL returning to the Olympics for the 2022 games (11). With NFL football finally upon us, the gentleman share their Super Bowl predictions that include some teams that may surprise you (17:30). In classic Big D fashion, he had to show some love for Canadian teenager, Leylah  Fernandez who took out the world's number 1 tennis player at the US Open (25). The Big O applauds Canada as they were able to remind most US and global sports outlets that despite Ronaldo scoring his record 111th international goal, Canada's Christine Sinclair has the most goals all-time for international soccer (28). Chaps then opens up about his most recent water sport activity experience that led him to question whether or not he should continue to wake surf (29:50). Consie announces that he'll be taking part in a half-marathon alongside his beautiful, patient and loving wife (32:30). Which begs the question...does the No Instructions Needed Podcast crew have a death wish?  We quickly dove into the unforgivable gaff by National Green Party Leader, Annamie Paul which only seemed to anger Chaps more about the legitimacy of this party (45:50). Finally, the moment everyone has been waiting for, the boys give their week 1 NFL picks (49:50). If you think you can make better picks, shoot us a dm before the games kick off and you could find yourself on the receiving end of some podcast merch!

Please enjoy responsibly. 

You know what it is. It’s No Instructions Needed.

The title says it all and we might be on the podcast equivalent of a podcast bender these days. This podcast might be heading in a completely different direction than initially thought but we're on this journey together. As always, we needed no instructions.

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This episode kicks off with some killer WWE intro music for each of the gentlemen and gently rolls into Consie venting his anger, frustration and ongoing beef with a local Llama (4:25). After saying things that could land us on PETA's hit list, the boys entered into a food debate, Pita Bread or Yorkshire...you probably need only one guess for who entered Yorkshire into the mix eh Chapsy (7:40). For the second week in a row we discuss the straight edge man himself, CM Punk and how AEW (or A&W, don't worry just listen and you'll understand) is putting together a solid show to rival that of WWE (10:15). Jake Paul vs Tyron Woodley...it's a thing that happening (happened now) and we give our takes on how we saw things playing out (18:30). Now it wouldn't be a NIN Podcast without a little footy talk and even those who aren't balls deep into soccer can still ride with us as we get into Cristiano Ronaldo's return to Manchester United (28). Sticking with sports for a 3rd segment in a row, the boys discuss who's got the best chances of winning this year's Super Bowl (38:25) and how amazing it is to have an unfiltered Tom Brady (41:20). The final act of this episode gets dicier than our Llama segment but Consie shares a "pro tip" for a certain Manscaped Product which could very well lead to a brand new product in the future...(45:30). We end off the podcast in typically fashion as we share our thoughts on the Spiderman No Way Home trailer which had most of the cast unloading their own man silk (48:00). 

If you've gotten this far in the description, thank you. Now put on your headphones, turn up the volume and get ready to enjoy the next 60 minute ride.

You know what it is. It’s No Instructions Needed.

We are back with a full crew this week! So, thing’s got messy… and fast. People were drunk, tipsy and some lips got a little loosey goosey. We have said this before, but, truthfully, this is our most chaotic episode ever. Regardless, as always, we needed no instructions.

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We start the episode off where every adult podcast should start... Paw Patrol. This conversation leads down a long, windy road talk about the best Disney movie soundtracks and best Disney movie conspiracy theories (4:40). Then, from children's movies, we roll naturally into Only Fans and their bizarre business decision (20:30). CM Punk IS BACK (28:30). RL Stine books were big back in the day and scared the shit out of us. Also, somehow we ended up talking about child actors and debated whether or not they’ve stayed famous (35:53). Hangover 1 or Hangover 2 (44:10)? What is the best movie that served as a sequel but still better than the original? (53:40)? The episode comes to a close with some drunk ramblings about life improvement (62:00).

So, if you like our brand (and, c’mon, who wouldn't?), you will love this all out sprint! “This episode is either perfect or a complete disaster!” - Chaps

You know what it is. It’s No Instructions Needed.

Well, 3/4 is better than half! Consie is out of action this week, so the original crew is slinging the show! But first:

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The guys start with some kid stories from the past week and, let’s just say, they are messy as messy as Hollywood diapers (5:00). They then move to the upcoming election called by Prime Minister Trudeau and, well, there are some opinions about the election call (18:00). We then transition and ponder who the sleaziest sports person you can think off might be (29:15). “The Suicide Squad” came out last week and, uh, oh yeah (40:00)! In the final 15 minutes, the crew jumps around from Tom Hanks movies to Billy Crystal catching a stray from the Big O and Chaps asking who has the better career: Leonardo Dicaprio or Matt Damon? Hmm…

Be a friend and tell a friend! Enjoy the episode and, of course, remember to live life with no instructions because…as you know, there are No Instructions Needed.