No Joke Podcast

Billy and Adam return to the bracket to determine the best bagel. Are seeds good? Is plain the move? And what exactly is an egg bagel? Plus, Adam goes to the hospital, Billy becomes besties with Tom Cruise and a lesson in what pumpernickel is!

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Billy and Adam get better. In this episode, Adam talks about his recent fever and then they explore ten various ways for him to feel better. Go outside, eat well and clean your neighbor’s den. Plus, naps, coffee and a lesson on hydration!

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Billy and Adam head back to the island. In this episode Billy recounts some personal stories from his recent holiday vacation to Hawaii. Chickens, rain and a whole lot of ocean. Plus, new resolutions, conditioned hair, a playroom in the back and a gentle song by Billy!

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Billy and Adam fix tires. In this episode they discuss Adam’s recent flat, Billy's three tire blowout, skinny bike tires and fat beach cruiser tires. Plus, they plan for the upcoming 300th episode, the National Anthem from Marty Michael, a renewed No Joke Olympic promise and a heartfelt plug for a America’s Tires in Pasadena!

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Billy and Adam talk toilets. In this episode they create a toilet marketing company and aim to improve upon all of our bowls. How can we make them more fun? More musical. More… wooden. Plus, Adam potty trains his son, Billy hangs flat screens in the bathroom and the sound of Adam fixing his toilet tank!

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Billy and Adam rock. In this episode they try to name four rock and roll bands spiritually under the age of 35. Plus, the birth of The S.L.E.D. Society, brownouts in LA, magic and DJ'ing in Las Vegas, the legend of Shakespeare, a text from Marty and more!

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Billy and Adam get topical. In this ripped-from-the-headlines episode, they discuss Mr. Beast, Squid Game, Thanksgiving and more. Plus, Adam learns about Covid Toe, Billy can't remember his lines and a heartfelt thank you! 

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Billy and Adam get to know Headgum Podcaster, and friend, Geoffrey James. Did he always want to pursue comedy? What was the original goal of The Headgum Podcast? And why does he always gift Amir things that get eaten by raccoons? Plus, your questions answered, script reads from Young and The Restless and sounds from Geoff’s sound board!

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Billy and Adam are back in the studio and talking about slogans. Maybe It’s Maybelline. Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Your Hand. Gives You Wings. Are these “good?” Do they “work?” Do Billy and Adam “approve?” Plus, Adam wears a pink head sock, the Verizon Guy isn’t allowed to talk, performative airline etiquette and HeadGum’s new slogan, “Geoffrey Works Here.”

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Billy and Adam finish up their month in Hawaii. In this fourth and final Hawaiian episode they reflect on the best meal, memory and laugh Adam had while shooting a movie on location there. Plus, a 3 out of 10 review, a pitch to be your local weather guys and Muhammed Ahi!

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