No Nonsense

By No Nonsense

Perfecting the art of the take on football with no frills and no cares.

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September 19, 2023 Erik Ten Hag Under Pressure, Ange Postecoglou Top Bloke, Richarlison's Redemption Arc, Harry Maguire Mood Shift
Manchester United's never ending problems continue as they suffer yet another loss to Brighton.
Ange Postecoglou's show of basic human decency has been a revelation in the world of professional football and has been a huge part of their rise into top 4 contention.
Liverpool have also had a surprisingly good start to the season, but is it based too much on last minute winners ?
We also go through some of our predictions for the rest of the season.
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* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
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September 13, 2023 What's Next for Ireland? Neymar's Legacy, Southgates Last Tournament, Hansi Flicked
It looks like the end of the road for Stephen Kenny as Ireland lose back to back to France and the Netherlands.

A failure to adapt tactically punished the Boys in Green again as it looks like we've hit the end of the road for Kenny Ball.

Who is being lined up to be the new Irish manager according to the bookies and what's it got to do with skinny jeans?

Gareth Southgate has backed his boys one too many times it seems as a Harry Maguire own goal and some strange comments regarding picking Jordan Henderson over Phil Foden has seen talk spark back up about when he is inevitably replaced after the next tournament.

Neymar Jr became the all time top scorer in Brazil's national team history, but in the grand scheme of things is that enough of his potential realised, or another reminder at what could have been.

After a 4-1 Germany loss to Japan, Hansi Flick is sacked, surely it went from bad to worse from then on right?

The most devastating breaking news from the past in pod history.

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* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
* A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot!
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September 05, 2023 Sancho Sounds Off, Haaland Would Be Fuming, Evan Ferguson Hat-Trick, Arsenal Favourites for Second
We're back after a disastrous forced one week exodus to discuss the goings on of an exciting weekend of Premier League Action.

Evan Ferguson put his name amongst the greats with a hat trick at just 18 years of age to set the hype train fully in motion as Brighton beat Newcastle 3-1.

Man United's woes went from bad to worse as two late goals and some VAR controversy saw them lose 3-1 to Arsenal in a clash of who will lose to Man City less.

The trouble didn't stop there as Jadon Sancho took to the notes app to respond to Erik Ten Hag's claims about his training performance not being up to scratch.

Erling Haaland did his best Evan Ferguson impression with a hat trick of his own, followed by an incredibly short and candid post match interview.

Pep Guardiola is away for a spot of 'routine' back surgery.

And finally, Richarlison struggles to keep pace with his new found enemies.

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* A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football
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1h 4min
August 22, 2023 Mason Greenwood Gone, Ivan Toney Speaks, Spain Reign Supreme, Postecoglou-Ball
The rotten state of social discourse has seeped in to the beautiful game as we feel like the VIBES WERE OFF in this last Premier League gameweek.

After a long drawn out embarrassing saga, Manchester United officially announce that Mason Greenwood will no longer be a member of the squad going forward.

Victory for Spain against England's lionesses see's them win the Women's World Cup.

Ivan Toney told the world he was going to speak without filter about his gambling ban, and that's exactly what he did on the latest edition of Diary of a C.E.O.

Man United are just as bad on the field as off as our new favourite team Tottenham comfortably beat them 2-0.

Chelsea are still just as bad as ever as they lose 3-1 to West Ham. With Moises Caicedo having a debut to forget.

Man City win the Gulf War against our favourite team last week, Newcastle. No KDB? No problem!

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1h 16min
August 15, 2023 Caicedo Chaos, Kane Makes The Plane, Newcastle On Top, Is Evan Ferguson Next?
The Premier League 23/24 campaign is up and running!

The blockbuster opening weekend clash between Liverpool and Chelsea was set up with one of the most incredible gazumping of all time as Moises Caicedo chooses Chelsea after Liverpool very publically announce to the world that they don't rate Romeo Lavia and that they are very rich.

The great Harry Kane saga of a thousand No Nonsense episodes pastis finally over. As Daniel Levy grants permission for Kane to leave to Bayern Munich to start a new life as a player who people don't mock everyday.

The most impressive performance of the weekend came from our new champions elect Newcastle who trounced Aston Villa 5-1 with some incredible performances from new and old signings such as Isak and Wilson.

Evan Ferguson caught the eye of pundits and clubs alike as rumours abound that the Irishman could be the next BIG signing in the Premier League.

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1h 6min
August 10, 2023 The No Nonsense Premier League 23/24 Preview!
The time has come it is the end of the Summer and the beginning of a brand new Premier League season! We take a look at all the contenders, the potential surprises and the guaranteed certainties!

It's not just a new era in terms of players and managers to the Premier League but also for the game itself. As new rules around time wasting and dissent have been brought in, much to the dismay of Raphael Varane and the rest of the players union.

Will it be 4 in a row for City? Probably. But if their loss to Arsenal in the Community Shield is anything to go by it won't be easy.

Speaking of Arsenal, they may have strengthened but what are they still lacking that will cost them?

Will Harry Kane stay at Spurs? And how will they fare this season. (In true No Nonsense fashion Tottenham accepted a bid from Bayern literally while this was episode was being edited an hour ago)

Is this the year the money clicks for Chelsea and they win the coveted Top 4 trophy?

Brighton, Villa and Newcastle look to build on last seasons successes.

And Man United have had a successful window, but not before one last kick at the departing Harry Maguire and David De Gea in the form of a Roy Keane advertisement.

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1h 27min
August 03, 2023 Ramsdale or Raya?, Fabrizio Romano Gets Here We Go Hoodwinked, McCabe has Driven Our Vera Loca
Don't worry folks, just one last Summer pod as we rapidly approach the beginning of the new Premier League season.

We take a look at some of the latest transfers as it looks like Arsenal are lining up a move for David Raya from Brentford, probably much to the displeasure of their current number one goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale.

Fabrizio Romano has gotten a few things wrong over the last few weeks, such as an early 'Here We Go' for Josko Gvardiol to Man City and some fake quotes attributed to Man United's latest target Sofyan Amrabat. But who's responsible?

Ireland's Womens World Cup dream comes to an end in as much of a media storm as it began. After a 0-0 draw against Nigeria, under fire manager Vera Pauw clashes with captain Katie McCabe on the pitch and then continues to clash at a post match press conference.
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59min
July 27, 2023 Saudi Arabia Offer Mbappé 1 BILLION EURO, Messi Stuns The Stars, Ireland Perish in Perth
Kylian Mbappe was the talk of the sporting world this week as the Saudi Arabian league stumped up an offer worth 1 Billion (with a B) Euro to take the troublesome star off PSG's hands. In an offer so large that even basketballers couldn't believe it.

Ireland's Women World Cup hopes came to an end as a defeat to Canada see's us destined not to make it out of the group stage. But not before a heroic performance from Katie McCabe.

Lionel Messi is living it up in Miami at the moment, as he scores a last minute free kick and then follows it up with a brace. While a certain DJ probably yelled 'ANOTHER ONE!' from the star studded crowd.

We also read out one of the wildest listener emails to surely ever grace a football podcast.
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54min
July 21, 2023 Women's World Cup 2023 - Ireland Vs Australia
The 2023 Women's World Cup kicked off with not one but TWO opening games. One of which included Vera Pauw's girls in green as Ireland played Australia in a packed stadium.

We recap the game in which an unfortunate penalty saw Ireland lose 1-0, but there are some positives to be taken from the result.

We also take a look at our upcoming games in the group of death vs Canada and Nigeria.
Who despite their incredible talent, are not without some behind the scenes issues.

The difference between the blind optimism for the men's team vs the realistic pessimism for this tournament has been evident in the build up.

And finally, a quick enthralling round of guess the nickname as all of the Women's teams have submitted their official names to Fifa I guess.

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42min
July 18, 2023 Henderson's Price, Lukaku Plays Both Sides (badly), Dele Overlap Interview, The Mendy Verdict, Battle of Brisbane
A grim week in football is broken up by some poor player judgement.

Jordan Henderson totally goes back on all of his support for the LGBTQ+ community as he accepts personal terms from worlds funniest football manager Steven Gerrard and his new found Saudi Arabian transfer surplus.

Romelu Lukaku loses yet another fanbase as his secret negotiations with Juventus see him losing out on his future move to Inter Milan and also the support of his agency.

Memphis Depay doesn't know all the facts, but that won't stop him speaking as if he does. As himself and the rest of the footballing world react to the Benjamin Mendy 'Not Guilty' verdict.

Dele Alli opened up on a recent episode of The Overlap with Gary Neville. He detailed a traumatic childhood, struggles with drug abuse and more.

And finally, the Irish womens world cup is off to a bizzare start. As a behind closed doors between Columbia and Vera Pauw's girls in green is called off after 20 minutes and a bit of ruckus.

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