It’s been a messy start to today, SayWhovia. Literally. But we’re going to get through it together. 

Because this week, we have a delicious meal to serve up, straight from the best kitchens of the Trump golf courses. Or, from a kitchen of a Trump golf course. Come learn about the new grift!

And if you feel like you’re in too deep, Dan and Maureen will send one of the new Eric Adams lifeguard drones. It won’t save you—but it will soothe you.

Come sit down, SaysWhovia. It’s time to eat.

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