No-Ho-Ho Promo! 'tis the season to hear Nate, Dean, and McCrae discuss all kinds of ads and funny stuff. It's a real AI heavy episode, from using it to make the theme song to exploring holiday wishlist ads for products that don't exist. Want to make a video game or an NFT or something on the blockchain that might be a game? Boy have we got the confusing X.com account for you today. This festive epsiode was of course recorded before the holidays but here we are, after them. Don't worry because we are evergreen much like the Christmas tree you had to throw away after a month of torturing it in your living room. 

If you want to make us a theme song, we'd love it so much. No pressure. No Promo. OK bye.

It's another Core 3™ episode of No Promo which means you've got McCrae's little drink report, a bunch of psychotic mobile game ads, and of course Nate has to tell us which type of guy he'd be in a community he doesn't belong to. All of this wrapped up by a new segment FR or FOH, where Dean puts the fellas to the test to determine whether these Facebook Marketplace listings are for real.

Stop the fuckin' presses (do they still use those?) it's a new episode of No Promo featuring our wonderful friend Brie. We discuss all kinds of stuff on this episode, ranging from anti-goblin mobile games to how squirting was handled during each decade throughout history since its creation in 1969. We also discuss the 2024 election, and what went wrong for Jill Stein. No Promo - we’re with her.

Hey No Promo stans, today we're joined by our friend Cam aka ADPP. We discuss sexual machines designed to lick your shit crazy, Gordon Ramsey's Chef Blast, and some of the horny ads Dean's local pizza place is posting. Big surprise Nate comes out of the gate being persecuted. Uhh, what else, what else... I haven't listened to the whole thing in a while but I bet we also talk about Sabrina Carpenter, Elon Musk and folks like that.

 Hot 2 Go whats up No Promiacs, whats going on, it's a good day. 
Olivia Rodrigo Today we have a new episode out with our good friend Dr. Fuzz - @localmaninarea. 
Skibidi Toilet Dr Fuzz is a rogue lothario Italian guy who watches some ads with us and talks about the events of the day. 
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This weeks random description keywords are sponsored by PitvipeR. 

Today the No Promo boys are sitting down with Dace, famed twitch streamer and dearest friend. We're discussing all kinds of ads. Us boys have all sorts of fun talkin' drool pills, among other things but really all I can remember are those nasty sex freak mints. I've been eating too much drool mints. Anyways please listen and enjoy, and check out twitch.tv/dace09

Tune into this week's No Promo where we're delivering too much good stuff right into your ears and eyes. 
We're joined by our dear friend ShakeNBakey, a prolific Twitch Streamer and baseball genius. 
Listen as we explore the world of old video game commercials, and learn about a new concept called 'Trump Time.' Listen and leave us a review if you think Nate should go to the dentist.

EXT. FOOD STAND - HANNA + NEIL - NIGHT
at a table. Headlights stream by to and from the airport: business people, families going on vacations, people living normal lives who have never used guns to kill people, never experienced physical violence, some who have never been stolen from and never steal. Surrounded on all sides by this flow of normalcy:

Seven years in Folsom. In the hole for three. McNeil before that.

Yeah.

Was McNeil as tough as they say?

You looking to become a penologist?

You looking to go back? You know, I chased some crews, guys just looking to fuck up, get busted back. That you?

You must have worked some dipshit crews.

I worked all kinds.

(pause)
You see me doing thrill-seeker liquor store holdups with a “Born to Lose" tattoo on my chest?

No, I do not.

Right.
(pause)
I am never going back.

You're all in for it this time. Nate and Dean are buckling down and talking about one of the most important movies of the generation: "Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting."

In this episode there are ads, there are promoted posts, and there are full on spoilers for the film Longlegs. 

Whats up homie, it's another episode of No Promo. 
Today the boys sit down with friend and self-exiled film Twitter guy Brett Thousand. 
Brett may have turned his back on the movies, but he still gets all the references to things like Art the Clown and A Bronx Tale. 
We're discussing ads from delightful coffee companies, Adam & Eve clit blasters, and our favorite impressionist Tony, debuting a brand new character. 
We also spend about a half hour watching and decoding the web of lore around the Costco Guys. 
Rizzler face incoming.