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The big dog is back in town, big bad Nate saved over a thousand souls in a mine by holding up a beam or some shit. This shit is popping off crazy style. You already know. It is what it is by far, by far.

On the show today its a classic Nate and McCrae mess around hoe down, and McCrae is the hoe. We talk about emulsifying cheese agents, We talk about the dinosaurs contained within the Holy Arc Experience, and we take a look at Glubgrafutz. Glubgrafutz is on periodt. 

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What's going on everyone. How are we feeling today? Vibe check! Okay the vibes levels are actually showing as off the charts bad. This may be a bad time for the episode to drop... Oh well here it is anyway. We have a schedule to keep. 

For the first time, Nate isn't here. He's off investigating some disturbing stuff in Florida. But while the Nate is away the Dean and McCrae must play. We're talking about some fun new ads the likes of which you've never seen, unless of course your algorithm is really similar to ours. And it probably is because we are a tight knit community of like-minded individuals all marching toward oblivion hand in hand. 

On this particular little eppysode we're talking about a Cracker Island (and no I don't mean Catalina), more on the trending news of the time, and maybe, just maybe, a few big butts or breasts. Golly what a blast we had. Tune in if you know what's good for you.

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Konichiwag- jk it's Dean this time writing the intro. I'm coming at your ass with a whole 'nother flavor. This is podcasting like you've never heard it before. Two white guys forget the premise of their show for about 30 minutes and just talk about the Grammy's (didn't these happen already like twice this year?). 

You'll need to forgive us, the Epstein files came out before we recorded this. Do you guys think Scoob and the gang could have defeated Epstein, or would Scooby have been forced into sexual servitude? Listen, it's dark but it's a reality we need to face. These fucking guys were twisted.

Nate and Dean look at what is essentially naked women. Then they watch a beautiful woman unwrap and eat snacks. Then eventually the ads come. And they don't stop until the podcast stops. 

Anyway, I hope you'll enjoy this episode of No Promo, it's something we like to do. 

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Whats up No Promo maniacs, buy buy buy, sell sell sell.

Damn this podcasting shit is easy, got me feeling like the white Marc Maron.

It's another episode of No Promo, we are back up, put the word out. Let's get it on!

We talk about Crossfire, we discuss the Poopy Monster, we get in deep on the Chinese and their potential acquisition of Dragon Technology, which is real. Hailee Steinfeld is pregnant dawg. Whats the deal with this beautiful woman being pregnant?! What is this the feature film Is This Thing On?

TOP DOG LAW

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Nate and Dean have officially disavowed the Burnt Peanut.

Chinese Trump is in the house.

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Sweeter Mans is marved for a new podcast two two fam 

Whats up its No Promo your man's fav podcast, you mind if a couple of white boys bust it down sexual style on a podcast real fast? Today we are joined by our good friends Shake and Bread. And I'm not just talking about eating a sandwich inside a monster truck. Shake and Bread is what Steak and Shake is going to be called after Meat is no longer available in the US. Okay just one more; Shake and Bread what is this my grandfather baking?!

Nah Nah Nah, but seriously folks, Shake and Bread own a baseball team called the PoopPees and you can watch them at Twitch.tv

We talk about The Conjuring movies, we come up with some really great ideas for some stuff to do, and we get into it about ads that make you cry. Also my good buddy the Burnt Peanut.

We talk about Japanese mascot technology, do you see? High quality buff nude dino action figures, do you see? The new film from Pixar GOAT coming to theaters this summer, do you see? Applebee's Japanese cheeseburger concepts DO YOU SEE!

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Burnt Peanut guy CALL ME please I feel like we could be really close friends.

Young one have you heard tell of the dense breads of eastern Europe?

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Whats up run it back konichiwagwan

It's a real quick No Promo for you, the most underground (nobody knows about it), the most punk rock (we cannot control ourselves), the most lo-fi (we are bad at sound stuff) podcast out there. Real nice podcast listening app you got here, it would be a shame if something were to happen to it...

Hey how about this huh, how about I get the Don's guys to pay you a visit huh? Not so funny any more is it wise guy? Not so funny now that yous gotta say it to Rocco's face. Look at him, look Rocco in the eyes and tell him you think our podcast is bad. Look at his fat fucking Italian face, all puffy and greasy. Absolutely no life behind the eyes. LOOK AT HIM!

This week Mr. Skunty is here. We talk about Dean's first trip on a plane, about how he's Mr. Disney now. We talk about the latest trends in AI content creation; here's a hint, it's food ejaculating on other food, shhhhh. And we revisit the crazy Michael-Scott-Lawyer that Skunty found. He's currently in post production on his Lawyer Grinch sketch.

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Konichiwagwan No Promo Slimes

That new intro hits, one time I met the zoom zoom kid, that's a story I tell sometimes. THAT GUY is rich as hell.

This week Nate is gray man-ing, he's gray man-ed out because of the hat. Dean also has his funny hat on, and he talks about muffs. What else, what else, Jesus. I totally forgot to upload this episode because I am working very hard on the big stream coming up. We check in with Jeremy Fragrance, we look at some new Corey Feldman stuff, and we check out some ballin Pokemon puffers. THIS IS A NATE AND DEAN EXCLUSIVE!

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Konichiwagwan No Promo Slimes

Hows that new intro feeling?

We have one of the biggest episodes we've ever had out for you today. We have a very special guest, Molly McAleer on the show to talk about Fast Food House, Bill Cosby Jello pudding, and Puppy Surprise. If you got 4 puppies we want to hear from you. Molly also tells us about her love of soup.

Listen, do yourself a favor kid. You need to be listening to all of Molly's Content. You need to follow her on social media. Check out the Halfsies Podcast if you know whats good for you. Don't make me come back here and check back in with you mister.

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Konichiwagwan mina Christmas slimes

That's right it's Christmas morning and we are putting out fresh content for you the listeners. We put in the work to say the words for you to hear while your eyes enjoy your children and or pets opening presents on Christmas morning.

Just imagine your stupid ass son just got a hot wheel and Dean is talking about fetish bald guy content. Maybe your thot daughter got a bunch of corn syrup and Nate is talking about a woman with a big ass who details cars and films it. Christmas is a special time for everyone all over the globe and maybe Santa is the spirit of charity and giving that lives inside all of us. Maybe your bitch wife got her laser mask and already broke it and that's MY FAULT? I didn't get the name brand laser mask so its my fault?! It's the off brand! Who Cares! It's the Daywoonana Laser Face Mask fuck off!

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Konichiwagwan mina slimes, its episode 50 of No Promo you crodie ass gerbert.

We've done 50 of these, and a couple bonus episodes and now we all hate each other. No Seriously, I caught McCrae planning to kill Dean. Like take his ass out so all of this stops. And honestly I don't blame him, I was planning to do it too.

Everything is really bad out there guys, the president (not my president) is talking about turning all the money off. And money is primarily why I started a podcast if you can believe it. Nah nah nah it's cool tho. I was reading that high cholesterol is actually good now, and you have to drink aquarium cleaner and do boxbollen. Please don't forget to like comment suscribe appreciate that.

I don't really remember what this episode is about, we are banking them and recording them early, so these written descriptions are going to suffer a bit when we do that. It's kind of just like a journaling exercise for me now.

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The elf on the shelf is the panopticon for kids

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