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 I renamed the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America. And likewise, I renamed for a great president, William McKinley, Mount McKinley, again. Beautiful Alaska. We love Alaska. We’ve ended the tyranny of so-called Diversity, Equity and Inclusion policies all across the entire federal government and indeed the private sector and our military. And our country will be woke no longer. Joe Biden especially let the price of eggs get out of control. The egg prices out of control. And we are working hard to get it back down. Secretary, do a good job on that, you inherited a total mess from that administration. Do a good job. A major focus of our fight to defeat inflation is rapidly reducing the cost of energy. The previous administration cut the number of new oil and gas leases by 95%, slowed pipeline construction to a halt, and closed more than 100 power plants. We are opening up many of those power plants right now. And frankly, we have never seen anything like it. 

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 I really want to talk about Severance but i can't because nobody watched it yet because they have no motion and don't got it like I do. I was really disappointed with the movie flight plan, it was so bad, and we all know love him or hate him that Mel can make a picture. Don't really know what happened with that one. My son is being a real bastard these days, he bit my shirt and ripped it so we had to have a talk about that. All in all me and the family are doing well, happy to have you the listener here with me. This is Nate btw, Dean usually writes these because he went to school for words. I guess listen to the rest of the episodes and please thumbs up and subscribe, we are trying so hard. Uwu. 

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It's the Big Game folks. The Super Bowl if you will. We are Nate and Dean, and we're here to offer you some of our best sportsball advertisements. But we aren't just talking football, we're discussing how to achieve viral fame with our friend Sleeves. Sleeves has a very successful Youtube channel where he does all kinds of crazy stuff. Want to go viral, earn money online, and make friends with celebrities? Listen to this podcast.



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Hello welcome back to No Promo, we got a good episode today with all the sides and fixins. Come on by we'll make you a plate.
Our good friend Waldo is on the grill and we've got a selection of good little videos to watch (eat). There are good laughs and chill times in the cooler. uh. We got a fire pit going which um, is the mics, or, whatever. We're playing beer pong, no that's stupid. Um, uhhhhhhhhhh. The computers are like, um like the game with the bean bags, where you throw the bean bags or whatever.
The podcast is a barbeecube my kid is crying I have to go have some insane conversation about if the sun is big or something. nah nah nah just playing it's all good I'm doing great.

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What's up everyone it's No Promo. We've got ads, you love them don't you? We love them. We love bringing the people what they want. And what's the thing people want most? 

Boxbollen! It's the game our Surgeon General or whatever wants you to play. Cures brain worms 100% of the time! Tackle your resolution to stay in shape by punching a little ball strapped to your head in front of your stupid freak grandkids! 

This episode features plenty of 3D Print dick measuring (Nate wins, bigger spool), and the coolest product I've ever seen. If someone wants to buy us Walton Goggins Goggle Glasses we'll show hole.

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No-Ho-Ho Promo! 'tis the season to hear Nate, Dean, and McCrae discuss all kinds of ads and funny stuff. It's a real AI heavy episode, from using it to make the theme song to exploring holiday wishlist ads for products that don't exist. Want to make a video game or an NFT or something on the blockchain that might be a game? Boy have we got the confusing X.com account for you today. This festive epsiode was of course recorded before the holidays but here we are, after them. Don't worry because we are evergreen much like the Christmas tree you had to throw away after a month of torturing it in your living room. 

If you want to make us a theme song, we'd love it so much. No pressure. No Promo. OK bye.

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It's another Core 3™ episode of No Promo which means you've got McCrae's little drink report, a bunch of psychotic mobile game ads, and of course Nate has to tell us which type of guy he'd be in a community he doesn't belong to. All of this wrapped up by a new segment FR or FOH, where Dean puts the fellas to the test to determine whether these Facebook Marketplace listings are for real.

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Stop the fuckin' presses (do they still use those?) it's a new episode of No Promo featuring our wonderful friend Brie. We discuss all kinds of stuff on this episode, ranging from anti-goblin mobile games to how squirting was handled during each decade throughout history since its creation in 1969. We also discuss the 2024 election, and what went wrong for Jill Stein. No Promo - we’re with her.

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Hey No Promo stans, today we're joined by our friend Cam aka ADPP. We discuss sexual machines designed to lick your shit crazy, Gordon Ramsey's Chef Blast, and some of the horny ads Dean's local pizza place is posting. Big surprise Nate comes out of the gate being persecuted. Uhh, what else, what else... I haven't listened to the whole thing in a while but I bet we also talk about Sabrina Carpenter, Elon Musk and folks like that.

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 Hot 2 Go whats up No Promiacs, whats going on, it's a good day. 
Olivia Rodrigo Today we have a new episode out with our good friend Dr. Fuzz - @localmaninarea. 
Skibidi Toilet Dr Fuzz is a rogue lothario Italian guy who watches some ads with us and talks about the events of the day. 
Girthmaster Rizzler Big Justice Skibidi Ohio Kai Cenat Sleepover Stream Stepsister Anime Gamer 
This weeks random description keywords are sponsored by PitvipeR. 

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