No Return

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Herrand and Tran contemplate what is to come...

Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

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Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan
Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan
Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith
Nanda Nall — Justin Fife
Cinte Micheart/Silda Grass — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Mr Grass — Robb Clark
Nikol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi — Daniellelanois
Seilbh — Krissi Williams
Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari — Girunduu
Magekid — Ryan Andrew Dillon
Dark Mistress — Kiyana Morgan @KiChanVA
Gore Drinker — Girunduu
Keith — Kier Zhou

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Ceannaí plots in the shadows.

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This is a story about heroes. No, that’s too much. This is a story about what it takes to make a hero. Welcome to Erset La Tari, the Land of No Return!

This strange and mysterious realm teeters
ever on the verge of disaster, barely having survived the apocalyptic world curses! But from the ashes rose the Treaty of Budan and the nations of La Tari achieved a hard won peace. The starving were fed, calamitous war averted and a safe and prosperous zone established. But there were those who opposed the treaty- who chafed at silken shackles of peace. Villains who sought power at the expense of the land’s very survival! These vile ne'er do wells found power in the study of dark magicks and used their martial prowess to enslave their neighbours- forcing them to toil under a repressive yoke to further their selfish hunger for dark esoteric knowledge. So vast became the gap between the power of these villains and those of the forces of peace that the nations were forced to once again band together commissioning a fellowship of heroes, of champions, to meet the crisis head-on. Each a master of their respective art, willing and ready to meet these wicked casters in battle if and when the need arose.

This is a story of heroes and what it takes to make a hero. So turn back ye faint of heart! For I tell no word of a lie: Shit gets fucked really fast!

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Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan
Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan
Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith
Captain Competent — Kier Zhou
Nanda Nall — Justin Fife
Cinte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Nikol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi — Daniellelanois
Seilbh — Krissi Williams
Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari — Girunduu
Preacher — Graham Capobianco
Mage Dad — Jim Tuohy
Magekid — Ryan Andrew Dillon
Dark Mistress — Kiyana Morgan @KiChanVA
Gore Drinker — Girunduu
Keith — Kier Zhou

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Did you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya? Then you have been paying close attention!

The Boys return to see the aftermath of the Warlord's feint.

Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan Smith

L/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack Duncan

Sgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu

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The Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return universe.

Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which form The Saga.

Please excuse the self-indulgent academic analysis.

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An emergency broadcast triggers an evacuation as investigators use a memory device to reconstruct what happened in the city and its dangerous night-time streets.

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Lt Lars Xu's memories are played out by the Commander's LUDEN. Things are as muddled and confused as he promised... but he seems to be recalling a meeting with a mysterious woman in The Narrows and the start of the investigation into the attack at The Row...but REALLY! why does he keep narrating everything?!
Lt Lars Xu — Blake White
Lucca — Krissi Williams
Commander Samael Vine — Kier Zhou
Elyra Lightfoot — Abbie Tickle
Leda — Angela Yih @Girlmadeofjade
Rada and Ash — Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore
Jiloat Levi — Connor Hodgson
Scurlott Levi — Marta Hodgson
Selwyn Janicek — Stasi Dimitrova ig

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Did you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya? Then you have been paying close attention!

The Boys meet the enemy in battle and put up a good fight... but their reinforcements are taking too much time...

Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan Smith

L/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack Duncan

Sgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu

Jiloat Levi - Connor Hodgson 

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All the characters finally arrive at The Puddle but it looks like someone is keen for a fight!

Will Pekko reveal what the hell is going on? Honestly... probably not...

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Adrastea — Angela Yih @girlmadeofjade
Gnilfiet — Krissi Williams
The Dissident — Dr Loup Sutcliffe
Ravi — Kier Zhou

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Pekko tells a meandering story of 'the great cosmogony'. Gnilfiet listens impatiently waiting for her moment.

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Gnilfiet — Krissi Williams
Pekko — Kier Zhou

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