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- The Steg — Part Two
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Jiloat and Scurlott relive their return to Emedu and the horrors of the Nunyus Gap as they try to escape the Capitol. Lars and Lucca continue their investigation by speaking to the dead.
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- Violence, injury and blood
- Death and mortality
Lt Lars Xu — Blake White
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Lucca — Krissi Williams
Elyra Lightfoot — Abbie Tickle
Rada and Ash — Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore
Jiloat Levi — Connor Hodgson
Scurlott — Marta Hodgson
Skyler Giordano — Gerant (The Official)https://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/11776703
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28 min - The Orillian Regiment — Episode 5: An All Singing, All Dancing One.
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Gav and Mal finally get the prisoner back to Colonel Wilifred. Deky, Tommo, Gazi and Von Overton engage the enemy. Dagrun and Luobo prepare a surprise from the skies...
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- Violence, injury and blood
- Death and mortality
- Sexual references or nudity
- Confinement, coercion or torture
Gav — Dylan @DylanandDragons
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Mal — Girunduu @Girunduu
Gazi — Graham Capobianco
Deky — Luke Scarrow @Duderooni
Tommo — Jack Duncan
Von Overton — Angela Yih @Girlmadeofjadehttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/10528859
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24 min - The Orillian Regiment — Episode 4: You’re Military? You Sound Military.
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Mal and Gav find themselves in a spot of bother in The Row whilst Deky and the Troopers prepare for battle.
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- Death and mortality
Gav — Dylan @DylanandDragons
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Mal — Girunduu @Girunduu
Performer 1 — Aaron @Zed1Pod
Performer 2 — Katie @Zed1Pod
Door Man — Graham Capobianco
Anan — Skyler Giordano
Gazi — Graham Capobianco
Deky — Luke Scarrow @Duderooni
Tommo — Jack Duncan
Von Overton — Angela Yih @Girlmadeofjadehttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/10528843
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24 min - No Return — Bonus: The Soldier, The Skinner And The Weasel
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What was all that nonsense about a weasel!? Here is the story .
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- Death and mortality
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14 min - The Orillian Regiment — Episode 3: The Weasel Bit It!
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The boys find themselves in trouble as they try to navigate the streets of the capitol.
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- Death and mortality
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- Confinement, coercion or torture
CSgt Malcom Rigby — Girunduu (@Girunduu)
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Sgt Gav Fern — Dylan (@DylanandDragons)
Cpl Dek Ana — Luke Scarrow (@Duderooni)
Tpr Nuori Gazi — Graham Capobianco
Tpr Hupsu Tomo — Jack Duncan
Col Wilifred — Edmund Cragg-Barber
Sgt Mjr Kova Dagrun — Kier Zhou
Capt Luobo Ironside — James Harthttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/10793335
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23 min - The Orillian Regiment — Episode 2: It’s a Ship…Not a Boat.
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Sergeant Major Dagrun and Contuburnium One receive their orders.
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- Violence, injury and blood
- Death and mortality
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CSgt Malcom Rigby — Girunduu (@Girunduu)
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Sgt Gav Fern — Dylan (@DylanandDragons)
Cpl Dek Ana — Luke Scarrow (@Duderooni)
Tpr Gazi — Graham Capobianco
Tpr Tomo — Jack Duncan
Col Wilifred — Edmund Cragg-Barber
Sgt Mjr Kova Dagrun — Kier Zhouhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/10528832
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27 min - The Orillian Regiment — Episode 1: HNS Deliverance.
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The following is an excerpt from the journal of Chief Signalman Olinwa Aora Galondel Nossiter. They were part of the Holy Mission to the North Hub. The Chief Signalman is presently missing in action and this document is marked for destruction. I have chosen to share it here, because it contains disturbing accounts of conduct by the Uruk Helots and our Presiding Patriarch. Please leave any questions until after the reading.
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- Death and mortality
Written and produced by Kier Zhou
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24 min - Bonus Content: Fate of Daya: Delicate Hammer, First of The Blessed
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Delicate Hammer is doing a little soul searching... there is truth in the blood...
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6 min - Bonus Content: Fate of Daya: Herrand and Mikhael
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With the Vashjek Inaia leaving... The Orillian Regiment Brigadier has some words for them...
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4 min - Bonus Content: Fate of Daya: Ceannaí and The Brigadier
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Ceannaí chooses an inopportune moment to approach the (very sweary) Brigadier of the Orillian Regiment!
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About No Return
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No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou
No Return is a darkly comic British fantasy audio drama set in a vast, doomed world of gods, mercenaries, lost cities, political…
disasters and very bad decisions.
Each story follows flawed people trying to survive a world that is too strange, too old, and too morally messy to make sense of. Expect ensemble chaos, dense worldbuilding, absurd humour, sudden tragedy, and fantasy with teeth.
Start here if you like: morally compromised heroes, big lore, strange comedy, full-cast fantasy, and stories where the joke and the wound are usually the same thing.
But don’t take my word for it…
This show was nominated for Best Audio Drama at the New Zealand Web Fest and officially selected for the Cisco Web Fest, which is pretty good for someone who ran out of money to apply to any more festivals!
Here’s what listeners are saying:
“A journey through a creative mind like no other… I cannot begin to imagine how this creator keeps all his characters and plot lines straight, but it’s a marvel.”
“The quality and sound production are absolutely on point, but it’s the captivating writing and voice acting that keep you coming back.”
“Chaotic [affectionate]. Each arc has something unique - sometimes gut-wrenchingly funny, sometimes grounded — it keeps you on your toes.”
Extra lore, behind-the-scenes chaos, and stray thoughts at:
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