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Brucco and Ysenda get closer. Anzhlo's plans begin to come together. The Little Luiren Families are getting involved.

Brucco- Christian Maclean-Mair
Ysenda -Gemma Maclean-Mair
Chura/Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle
Anzhlo - Matt Evans
Saurians/Erik Isolde- Kier Zhou
Yvonna Isolde- Lauren Littlewood
Turzhlo: Drew ‘hupfva’ B

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We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!

Violence and Magical Combat: Contains scenes of intense magical combat, explicit violence, physical abuse, and death.

• Strong language
• Violence, injury and blood
• Death and mortality
• Confinement, coercion or torture

Drakon — Dontae Majors
Kerren — Stuart Bullock
Iskra — Ren @Renovershares
Vizier/Special Representative — Kier Zhou
Irht — Kat McQueen
Heliokyna — Rae Witte
Dowager — Lilly Inverse

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Anzhlo recalls his time in the camp and his run ins with Fuzhlo. Yvonna secures permission for the Saurians to stay. Brucco and Yvonna get closer. Semion takes a stroll around Wide-End

Want to learn more about Lern, Emedu and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Anzhlo: Matt Evans 
Yvonna: Lauren Littlewood
Semion Quietknife: Dave Hodgson
Fuzhlo: Dontae 
Turzhlo: Drew ‘hupfva’ B
Ysenda: Gemma Maclean- Mair
Brucco: Christian Maclean-Mair
Sister Always: Glenda Vilimar
Everyone else: Kier Zhou

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We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!

Violence and Magical Combat: Contains scenes of intense magical combat, explicit violence, physical abuse, and death.

• Violence, injury and blood
• Death and mortality

Drakon — Dontae Majors
Ignatius — A J Fidalgo
Aegisa — Daniellelanois
Kerren — Stuart Bullock
Iskra — Ren @Renovershares
Rael — Cameron Gergett
Headmaster Jareth/Student/Herald/Councillor Branton — Kier Zhou
Irht — Kat McQueen
Heliokyna — Rae Witte
Typhonkratos — Chris RR Bauso

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Brucco returns to the camp and Lady Isolde attempts to befriend Anzhlo. Fuzhlo and Gnilfeit meet with Semion Quietknife.

Anzhlo- Matt Evans
Yvonna Isolde- Lauren Littlewood
Erik Isolde- Kier Zhou

Brucco- Christian McLean-Mair
Ysenda - Gemma McLean-Mair
Orryn- Kier Zhou 

Fuzhlo- Dontae Majors
Chura- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Content Warning ⚠️: 

- Foul language 
-  Peril 
- Violence
- Death/Dying
- Explicit Sexual Themes
- Reference to Drug Use

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This is a pilot and I would greatly appreciate feedback!

We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!

Violence and Magical Combat: Contains scenes of intense magical combat, explicit violence, physical abuse, and death.

• Strong language
• Violence, injury and blood
• Death and mortality

Drakon — Dontae Majors
Ignatius — A J Fidalgo
Aegisa — Daniellelanois
Kerren — Stuart Bullock
Gidia — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Iskra — Ren @Renovershares
Thurkearix — Glenda Villimar
Rael — Cameron Gergett
Hogyn/Fara — Kier Zhou
Coronation Elder 1 — Dylan Smith
Coronation Elder 2 — Lauren Deakin

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The Isoldes get a surprise visit late in the night, Brucco finds the Rain Chapel camp less than welcoming.

Want to learn more about Lern, Emedu and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Anzhlo- Matt Evans
Yvonna Isolde- Lauren Littlewood
Erik Isolde- Kier Zhou
Mikkel- Adam Robinson
Sir Casper - Girunduu

Brucco- Christian McLean-Mair
Ysenda - Gemma McLean-Mair
Orryn- Kier Zhou (Originally Mario Guttadauro)

Captain Ironside- James Hart
Fuzhlo- Dontae Majors
Chura- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Gnilfeit- Krissi Williams
Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

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-  Peril 
- Violence
- Death/Dying
- Kidnapping 
- Reference to Drug Use

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Wide-End, set in the West of the Capitol Sada Emedu in the weeks and months after the start of the rebellion. As the old wealth and power holders become less secure in their futures and, the downtrodden and forgotten seek new opportunities to rise- they collide and coalesce around the wealthy borough of Wide-End.

These events occur before the arrival of the Barque in 1: The Orillian Regiment & 1: The Steg.

There is no requirement to listen to the stories in season order but characters from this story will appear later in others and so it wouldn't hurt to start your exploration of the city here.

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THE WIZARD SCROLL is a sword & sorcery sci-fi narrative the likes of which will make yo' momma say 'Dang son/daughter/offspring, where'd you find this?' Tales of high fantasy, of trials and triumph, of quests both epic and mundane, as well as the occasional musical number. The realm of Yyrgsland is filled to the brim with all manner of folk, and boy let me tell you, the escapades that these crazy characters get themselves into would perhaps have made even the late and great Tolkien himself snicker in delight.

The Wizard Scroll

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The Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return universe.

Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which form The Saga.

Please excuse the self-indulgent academic analysis.

• Violence, injury and blood
• Death and mortality

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