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By Kier ZhouFiction Comedy Fiction Drama

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April 29, 2024The Orillian Regiment — The Saga of Thadene Orillian, Part Four
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The Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return universe.
Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which form The Saga.
Please excuse the self-indulgent academic analysis.
Content warnings
Violence, injury and blood
Death and mortality
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14 min
April 14, 2024 Announcement: Nymphaeum Ep 1 & 2 Rerecorded and Remastered
Send us a Text Message.Hey You! Listener! Yes you! A little birdie told me that you thought the recording quality on episode 1 and 2 of the Nymphaeum was crap. Well.. guess what! We went back and re recorded it with better equipment and touched up a bit of the sound design too! We even combined it into one 40 minute episode Just for you! Just because we love you and nothing to do with Chris RR Bauso teasing K Zhou about it and him being a thin skinned little Jessie… So why do...
2 min
April 05, 2024The Ansa Enclave — Episode 4: It Appears We Are Being Watched.
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As Tal and Helga argue something or someone approaches the camp.
Content warnings
Strong language
Violence, injury and blood
Death and mortality
Confinement, coercion or torture
Cast
Helga — Brenna Anderson-Dowd (@The_WitchyWoman)
Saryn — David Wandelt (www.DavidWandelt.com)
Ayelen — Luke Scowen (@duderooni)
Tal — Kier Zhou
Yav — Poppy Hodgson
Robin — Oliver Hodgson
Written & Produced — Kier Zhou,
Introduction Music by Abbie Jordan Tickle & Gemma Maclean-Mair
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22 min
April 04, 2024The Ansa Enclave — Episode 3: Everything is Good, If You Stay with Me.
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The party rest and chat after days of sleepless searching, little do they know how close is their quarry.
Yav and Robin make their way through the brush, and things start to get stranger.
Content warnings
Violence, injury and blood
Death and mortality
Cast
Helga — Brenna Anderson-Dowd (@The_WitchyWoman)
Saryn — David Wandelt (www.DavidWandelt.com)
Ayelen — Luke Scowen (@duderooni)
Tal — Kier Zhou
Yav — Poppy Hodgson
Robin — Oliver Hodgson
Written & Produced — Kier Zhou,
Introduction Music by Abbie Jordan Tickle & Gemma Maclean-Mair
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20 min
April 03, 2024The Ansa Enclave — Episode 2: Into the Wildland.
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Tal, Helga, Saryn and Ayelen enter the Wildlands against the advice of the Township looking for the missing children.
Content warnings
Violence, injury and blood
Death and mortality
Alcohol or drug use
Cast
Helga — Brenna Anderson-Dowd (@The_WitchyWoman)
Saryn — David Wandelt (www.DavidWandelt.com)
Ayelen — Luke Scowen (@duderooni)
Tal — Kier Zhou
Yav — Poppy Hodgson
Robin — Oliver Hodgson
Written & Produced — Kier Zhou,
Introduction Music by Abbie Jordan Tickle & Gemma Maclean-Mair
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25 min
April 02, 2024The Ansa Enclave — Episode 1: Lorrin and The Kerret.
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Young Lorrin returns home after being missing in the Wilds and is being tight-lipped about what happened out there. Will the story of how the Kerret found it's teeth be enough to convince him to speak?
Content warnings
Violence, injury and blood
Death and mortality
Cast
Ru — Girunduu
Tal — Kier Zhou
Lorrin — Matthew Zhou
Written and produced by Kier Zhou
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11 min
April 01, 2024The Ansa Enclave — Primer
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The Ansa Enclave is set on the eastern edge of the North Hub, well outside of the safe zone and deep into the Wildland. Ansa has been seen as vital to the fight against the Wilds for generations, but as Emedu and the wider safe zone de-stabilise, the implications for Ansa could be catastrophic.
There is no requirement to listen to the Ansa Enclave before any other story but characters and events in this story will intersect with the others later.
Content warnings
Death and mortality
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2 min
March 30, 2024The Orillian Regiment — The Saga of Thadene Orillian, Part Three
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The Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return universe.
Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which form The Saga.
Please excuse the self-indulgent academic analysis.
Content warnings
Violence, injury and blood
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11 min
March 24, 2024 Friends Of The Show: Strange New Worlds and Spaced Out Tales
Strange New Worlds and Spaced Out Tales

Episode 16 - Single Point of Failure
A farcical Sci-Fi comedy crime caper.
It was supposed to be a simple kidnapping. But when a hapless criminal gang ends up abducting the wrong man by mistake, everything begins to fall apart.
Written by Jim Cogan
And starred
John Kennard as Chief
Stephen Newhand as Bungle
Jim Cogan as Tech
Wojciech Matras as Wheels
Joe Kilcar as Dobbs
Lauren Deakin as Charity
Paul Lawley-Jones as Elon Carver
Kaleb Deatherage as the Journalist
Cisco de Guzman as the SWAT Team Officer
Kingre32X as the News Announcer
Production and Sound Design were by Jim Cogan
Opening Theme Music by Jim Cogan
Incidental music and sound effects licensed from Envato Elements
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36 min
March 21, 2024Mageslayers — Episode 6: A Side Quest?!
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Addison and Nanda try to unfuck the ending of the story but the rest of the gang just won't stick to the script.
Content warnings
Strong language
Violence, injury and blood
Death and mortality
Sexual references or nudity
Cast
Lyrarch Scaram Anaheit — Tyler Moody
Seilbh — Krissi Williams
Nikhol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi — Danielle Thuen
Nanda Nall — Justin Fife
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith
Chancellor — Kat McQueen
Cinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson
Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan
High Seer — Jen de Haan
Warden of the Household — AJ Fidalgo
Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran — Kier Zhou
Biksune Ree — Taylor Michaels
Gorluk The Inspired — Graham Capobianco
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39 min