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I am not going to clog up the No Return feed with all this crazy worldbuilding, but for those who are interested:

The Lore of No Return will have it's own feed where I nerd out in detail (but not too much detail!) about Erset La Tari and the No Returniverse more generally.

If you hate it, fear not! I won't be dropping more of it on here!

But if you like it, you can find it on Spotify: 

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Equinox Anthology (alienghostrobot.com)

An anthology of short fiction from some of the most inventive and creative indie audio storytellers working today. Released every Equinox and Solstice, each episode features short sci-fi audio works created just for this show, all around a particular theme. All stories are (c) by their creators, all rights reserved.

The inaugural episode features six short stories from some fantastic creators, working with the theme “Harvest.” Meet them and their other projects!

“Star Harvest” Written by Kier Zhou, Girunduu and SuperTeek

Sound Design by Kier Zhou

Starring:

Kat McQueen as Cosmo Corp Tannoy System
Tyler Moody as Major Banlu
Chris Bauso as Computer
Gemma Maclean-Mair as Captain Nawin
Girunduu as Lieutenant Kuru
Kier Zhou as Mr Tama
Lilly Inverse as Interviewer
Loretta Chang as Evelyn Price

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Star Harvest is written by Kier Zhou, Girunduu and SuperTeek

Equinox Anthology is a new collection of sci-fi audio short fiction, hopefully ongoing, with episodes being released every Equinox and Solstice. Audio fiction creators submit short audio works around a simple theme which are collected into each episode.

Equinox Anthology (alienghostrobot.com)

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Well, hello there, ladies, gents, and Alts! Pekko here with a little update for you!

Some of you might have noticed that "The Fate of Daya," which had been on a pretty slick and regular release schedule (certainly by the standards of the No Return Universe), suddenly went quiet!

Well, I am here to let you know that the real-life issues that got in the way of production have been dealt with, and the gang will be back at the table from August, with releases anticipated to start up again in October!

This show is an amateur production that relies on the goodwill and talent of a band of dedicated volunteers. Given the scope and ambition of the ol’ No Return Universe, it’s no surprise that our best-laid and worst-laid plans get interrupted by the whims and vicissitudes of real-life priorities. Indeed, the show is structured in such a way as to ensure that when there are production delays in one story, you will still be getting sweet, sweet content from other stories! The happiness, health, well-being, and prosperity of the cast and crew of No Return will always remain the highest priority. So, no matter how much you love the show, it’s just one of those things you’ll have to accept until someone reckless enough pays us all to work on this full-time!

But I have got some good news for you!

You’ve got the penultimate episode of "Anderkant" dropping tomorrow, and another episode of "Mageslayers" following it up the week after, so bully for you!

We’ve also got two more episodes of "The Orillian Regiment" in the pipeline, as well as more from part 2 of "The Steg"!

So, fear not, dear listeners—whilst you wait for "The Fate of Daya" to get back on track, there is plenty of quality content coming your way!

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These bloody LUDENs! This one is on the fritz...but wait... is that Lars and The Dockmaster?!

Introductory Speaker: Stuart Bullock
Captian Luobo: James Hart
Lieutenant Lars Xu: Blake White
Theodore DeLafontaine/Random Guard 1/Random Guard 3: Girunduu
Commander Vine/Dockmaster Alaric/Baron Halywyn/Wieguan: Kier Zhou
Grok (The Crimson Gammon): Adam Robinson
Jyce Inacio: Cameron Gergett
Kareth: Glenda Villamar
Random Guard 1: Danielleanois

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As Tal and Helga argue something or someone approaches the camp. 

Helga- Brenna Anderson-Dowd (@The_WitchyWoman)

Saryn-  David Wandelt (www.DavidWandelt.com) 

Ayelen- Luke Scowen (@duderooni)

Tal- Kier Zhou  

Yav- Poppy Hodgson 

Robin - Oliver Hodgson  

Written & Produced- Kier Zhou,

Introduction Music by Abbie Jordan Tickle & Gemma Maclean-Mair

Content Warning ⚠️: 

- Foul language 
-  Peril 
- Child in Peril
- Violence
- Death/Dying
- Kidnapping 

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The party rest and chat after days of sleepless searching, little do they know how close is their quarry.

Yav and Robin make their way through the brush, and things start to get stranger.

Want to learn more about Lern, Emedu and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Helga- Brenna Anderson-Dowd (@The_WitchyWoman)

Saryn-  David Wandelt (www.DavidWandelt.com) 

Ayelen- Luke Scowen (@duderooni)

Tal- Kier Zhou  

Yav- Poppy Hodgson 

Robin - Oliver Hodgson  

Written & Produced- Kier Zhou,

Introduction Music by Abbie Jordan Tickle & Gemma Maclean-Mair

Content Warning ⚠️: 

- Foul language 
-  Peril 
- Child Peril
- Violence
- Death/Dying
- Kidnapping 
- Racism (Fantasy analogue)

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Tal, Helga, Saryn and Ayelen enter the Wildlands against the advice of the Township looking for the missing children.

Want to learn more about The Ansa Enclave and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return
 
Helga- Brenna Anderson-Dowd (@The_WitchyWoman) 

Saryn-  David Wandelt (www.DavidWandelt.com)  

Ayelen- Luke Scowen (@duderooni) 

Tal- Kier Zhou   

Yav- Poppy Hodgson  

Robin - Oliver Hodgson   

Written & Produced- Kier Zhou, 

Introduction Music by Abbie Jordan Tickle & Gemma Maclean-Mair

Content Warning ⚠️: 

- Foul language 
- Racism (Fantasy analogue)
-  Peril 
- Child Peril
- Death/Dying
- Kidnapping 

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