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- Fate of Daya — Episode 3: The Battle of Nuur
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Our heroes thought the war was over…but the battle has come to familiar shores.
Content warnings- Strong language
- Violence, injury and blood
- Death and mortality
Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
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Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan
GM — Dylan Smith
Captain Nuori Gazi — Graham Capobianco
Pilot — Girunduuhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14247847
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47 min - Fate of Daya — Episode 2: The Adventurers and The City
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All seems well in Daya and the war is finally going the right way! Daya’s Army and it’s allies are marching to the destruction of the warlords who have plagued the land for almost a century. Hope is in the air, a new future just on the horizon… nothing could possibly go wrong.
Welcome to our vibrant world where gods have abandoned mortals and an intriguing adventure awaits you.
Uncover the secrets of the city of Daya together with our exceptional players - Cameron, Gemma, and Jack and, our amazing GM, Dylan (Kier is also present).
Content warnings- Strong language
- Violence, injury and blood
- Death and mortality
- Alcohol or drug use
Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
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Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan
GM — Dylan Smith
Tai Jiong — Kier Zhou
Lady Vita Riven/Gavin Fern — Dylan Smith
Malcolm Rigby — Girunduu
Hupsu Tommo — Jack Duncanhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/13877624
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1 hr 6 min - Fate of Daya — Episode 1: What is an Actual Play?
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Hey all!
We, here at No Return, are returning to our roots!
As some of you may know, Erset La Tari; The Land of No Return, began life as a 'homebrew' Table Top Role Playing Game (TTRPG) setting.
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- Violence, injury and blood
- Death and mortality
Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
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Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan
GM — Dylan Smithhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14247186
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4 min - The Steg — FeedError, Part Six
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Yep.... yep... definitely in need of repairs...
Content warnings- Strong language
- Violence, injury and blood
- Death and mortality
Samael Vine — Kier Zhou
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Niillas Janicek — Dylan Smith
Selwyn Janicek — Stasi Dimitrova ig
Paela — Dragonbait
Matko — AJ Fidaglo AKA Mr F
Vasa — Lilly Inversehttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14532525
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29 min - No Return — Bonus: The Bards of Sada Emedu
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It's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol.
Sit down, listen and enjoy a little low stakes comedy-drama from the Bards of Sada Emedu.
Ered Rada is played by Connor Hodgson @JC_Twosteps/ http://jcandthetwosteps.co.uk/
Content warnings- Strong language
- Death and mortality
- Alcohol or drug use
Lanlen is played by Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore
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Celia Joyce is played by Abbie Tickle.
Putrack Winesworth is played by Mario Guttadauro
The Dry Egg's Master of Ceremonies is played by Kier Zhou
The Emeduan Hymn (Lyrics) were written and performed by Kier Zhou with strangled crowd vocals by Ying Zhou and Nieves Cohen
Era of Silence is written by Gemma Mclean-Mair and performed by Abbie Tickle and Gemma McLean-Mair.
This is Not a Warning! is written and performed by Stuart Bullock
This is My Goodbye (lyrics)- were written and performed by Connor Hodgsonhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/10971140
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25 min - Anderkant — Episode 5: It Was The Leps!
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Min runs for his life to escape the darkland creatures- only to begin running out of air...is this our hero's final goodbye?
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17 min - Anderkant — Episode 4: I Can Carry It!
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Sounds of movement in the dark spook our trapped pioneers. The Lessee's sister visits with warnings and 'H' finally convinces Min to head into Anderkant...but boy does that Kabouter like to dilly-dally...
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- Violence, injury and blood
- Death and mortality
Gnilfiet — Krissi Williams
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22 min - Anderkant — Episode 3: I Said Don’t! Interrupt!
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The Lessee shows his true colours and the Specialist pays the price. Min and 'H' spend some time staring at the stars.
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- Death and mortality
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18 min - Anderkant — Episode 2: Please, Call Me 'H'
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Trapped and alone in the Darklands, Min considers his options.
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- Death and mortality
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17 min - Anderkant — Episode 1: I Can't Do This.
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Journey into the deepest depths of the Darklands.
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About No Return
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No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou
No Return is a darkly comic British fantasy audio drama set in a vast, doomed world of gods, mercenaries, lost cities, political…
disasters and very bad decisions.
Each story follows flawed people trying to survive a world that is too strange, too old, and too morally messy to make sense of. Expect ensemble chaos, dense worldbuilding, absurd humour, sudden tragedy, and fantasy with teeth.
Start here if you like: morally compromised heroes, big lore, strange comedy, full-cast fantasy, and stories where the joke and the wound are usually the same thing.
But don’t take my word for it…
This show was nominated for Best Audio Drama at the New Zealand Web Fest and officially selected for the Cisco Web Fest, which is pretty good for someone who ran out of money to apply to any more festivals!
Here’s what listeners are saying:
“A journey through a creative mind like no other… I cannot begin to imagine how this creator keeps all his characters and plot lines straight, but it’s a marvel.”
“The quality and sound production are absolutely on point, but it’s the captivating writing and voice acting that keep you coming back.”
“Chaotic [affectionate]. Each arc has something unique - sometimes gut-wrenchingly funny, sometimes grounded — it keeps you on your toes.”
Extra lore, behind-the-scenes chaos, and stray thoughts at:
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