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Did you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya?

Then you have been paying close attention!

Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan Smith

L/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack Duncan

Sgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu 

Ice Cream Seller - Kier Zhou

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Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales

All seems well in Daya and the war is finally going the right way! Daya’s Army and it’s allies are marching to the destruction of the warlords who have plagued the land for almost a century. Hope is in the air, a new future just on the horizon… nothing could possibly go wrong.

Welcome to our vibrant world where gods have abandoned mortals and an intriguing adventure awaits you.

Uncover the secrets of the city of Daya together with our exceptional players - Cameron, Gemma, and Jack and, our amazing GM, Dylan (Kier is also present). 

Follow us as we navigate through Daya’s bustling streets and uncover the city's complex  dynamics.

We introduce Jack's character, a gentleman in patchwork armour with an intriguing morning ritual and a peculiar fixation on barrels.  Meet Gemma’s character, a half-nix, ex merc, member of the Moon Shields!  And Cameron’s character! A noble son from the lands to the west, down on his luck and forced to thieve to feed his need for fine clothes!

Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

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Hey all!

We, here at No Return, are returning to our roots!

As some of you may know, Erset La Tari; The Land of No Return, began life as a 'homebrew' Table Top Role Playing Game (TTRPG) setting.

Thanks to the immense talents of Dylan Smith (GM of Hearthfire Tales, as well as  the voice of Sergeant Gavin Fern and Niillas Janicek on No Return) we are able to bring No Return to you in the form of a TTRPG Actual play.

Co- Gamemastered by Dylan and Kier Zhou and played by the recognisable vocal talents of Jack (Tommo), Gemma (Ysenda, Thae Oraen & Cinnte) and Cameron (Amghar, Jyce Inacio, and the new voice of Deky and Ayelen). We are truly excited to bring the world of No Return to you in a more improvised, player led and spontaneous format where the players decisions and the whims of the dice will decide 'The Fate of Daya'.

Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

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I’m a numpty… you’re a numpty… doesn’t matter- the finale will be pretty confusing without it!! 

No Return participated in this year's instalment of KillFM: an ever changing collaborative weird fiction anthology podcast.

K I L L FM is the brainchild of a bunch of audio drama creators who wanted to make some weird fiction and would be damned if anything would get in their way...

KillFM3: Testify invites you to join their humble congregation for a sermon on the danger of those seven deadly sins - and be sure to open your purse strings as thanks in the name of our Lord!

If you like it weird, tune in to KillFM!

https://www.kill-fm.com/

Content Warning:

Graphic Violence: This audio play contains detailed descriptions of violence, use of weaponry and warfare which may be distressing to some listeners.

Murder: The story includes the premeditation and execution of murder.

Death: The narrative revolves around death and the aftermath of death which may be disturbing for some.

Violence towards Prisoners: The captive or prisoner is subject to violence and intimidation.

Emotional Abuse and Manipulation: There are instances of emotional manipulation and psychological abuse.

Trauma and PTSD: The play features themes of trauma and post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD).

Grief and Loss: The content explores themes of grief, loss, and bereavement, which may be triggering to some listeners.

Depiction of Torture: There are explicit descriptions of psychological and physical torture.

Suicidal Ideation: The story may imply thoughts of suicide and self-harm.

Strong Language: Contains instances of strong language.

Trigger Warnings:

Blood and Gore: The play includes blood, gore, and physical injury.

War and Warfare: Themes and discussions surrounding war, including descriptions of war-torn landscapes.

Religious Content: The story features religious themes, scripture, and imagery which might be offensive or triggering to some listeners.

Gun Violence: There are scenes featuring firearms and gun violence.

Explicit Death Threats: Characters in the story express explicit threats of death and harm.

Victim Blaming: Instances of victim blaming occur in the narrative.

Anger/ Hatred: Themes of extreme anger, revenge, and hatred are prevalent.

CAST:
 
W. Keith Tims – WRATH              (https://alienghostrobot.com)
Drew Frohmann- PADRE             (http://www.drewfrohmann.com)
Marvin Sohl- CAPTOR                   (@MarvinsGardenVA)
Dontae Majors- PRISONER        (https://dontaemajors.carrd.co)

Kier Zhou – WHISPERS                 (https://NoReturn.Buzzsprout.com/Share)
 
CREW:
 
Kier Zhou- Writing/Sound/Production
 

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"Anderkant doesn't make sense and it's boring!"

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The First Episode Of... is an occasional podcast about audio drama and the creative process hosted by W. Keith Tims. In each show, I listen to the first episode of an indie audio drama, then have a discussion with the creators about the show, their methods, their struggles, and successes. It's a great conversation for anyone interested in storytelling and creativity, and with so much talent and variety out there, you're sure to find your next favourite audio drama by listening.

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Episode Description

Kier Zhou talks about his epic fantasy No Return, working with Omega Star 7, his love of worldbuilding, telling multiple stories at once, philosophy, and balancing his art, work and home lives.  The theme music is "Mockingbird (Instrumental Version)" by David Mumford, used under a CC-BY 4.0 License.

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Check out our audio dramas and other projects at https://alienghostrobot.com

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