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- Fate of Daya — Episode 12: Everything Is Totally Normal!
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Jorvin rations the city and bestows Swifty with a new title. Swifty puts Delicate Hammer through 'the trials' and Salryn speaks with the Vashjek Inaia.
Content warnings- Strong language
- Violence, injury and blood
- Death and mortality
- Confinement, coercion or torture
Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
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Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan
GM — Dylan Smithhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/16547753
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59 min - Fate of Daya — Episode 11: The Clothes Maketh The Man..
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Vita is dead... the city is still under attack... what will our heroes do?
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Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
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Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan
GM — Dylan Smithhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/16429494
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1 hr 9 min - Fate of Daya — Episode 10: You Wouldn't Believe Me, Even If I Told You…
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Can Alaric talk his way out of this one?
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Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
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Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan
GM — Dylan Smithhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/15186870
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48 min - Fate of Daya — Episode 9: I Am Quite Concussed!
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Jorvin and Swifty investigate Alaric. The Party reunites to see Vita.
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- Death and mortality
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Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
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Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales
Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan
GM — Dylan Smithhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14701031
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59 min - Fate of Daya — Episode 8: What Manner Of Gobsh**e Is This!?
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The battle for the streets ends...the battle for the city begins.
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- Death and mortality
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Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
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Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales
Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan
GM — Dylan Smithhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14385327
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24 min - Call to Arms! Kingdom of Lern Pilot.
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Hey everyone!
We are super excited to announce the release of the pilot episodes of The Kingdom of Lern over the next few weeks!
We would REEEEALLY appreciate your feedback on this story before we go into full production.
Use the 'Text us' function hear in the show notes, the comments on Spotify or, hells, join us on Discord to discuss!
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3 min - Fate of Daya — Episode 7: Keep That Blade Sharp, Yeah.
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Salryn rises to the occasion!
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Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
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Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan
GM — Dylan Smithhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14385141
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42 min - Fate of Daya — Episode 6: If You Have To Step Up, You Step Up
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Will Salryn rise to the occasion?
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- Death and mortality
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Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
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Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan
GM — Dylan Smith
Malcolm Rigby — Girunduu
Gavin Fern — Dylan Smith
Hupsu Tommo — Jack Duncanhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14109090
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45 min - Fate of Daya — Episode 5: I Require It, Nonetheless
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An assassin in the warehouse, a mysterious character under the temple, and a useless commander of the guard- the story continues.
Content warnings- Strong language
- Violence, injury and blood
- Death and mortality
- Sexual references or nudity
Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
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Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales
Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan
GM — Dylan Smith
Padah/Zarif — Benjamin Sharp
Malcolm Rigby — Girunduu
Gavin Fern — Dylan Smith
Hupsu Tommo — Jack Duncanhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14103131
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51 min - Fate of Daya — Episode 4: “What Do We Do?”
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The city burns, the farms burn and the enemy army is marching towards them… what will our heroes do?
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- Death and mortality
- Sexual references or nudity
- Alcohol or drug use
Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
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Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales
Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan
GM — Dylan Smith
Captain Nuori Gazi — Graham Capobianco
Pilot — Girunduu
Padah/Zarif — Benjamin Sharphttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14247924
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About No Return
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No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou
No Return is a darkly comic British fantasy audio drama set in a vast, doomed world of gods, mercenaries, lost cities, political…
disasters and very bad decisions.
Each story follows flawed people trying to survive a world that is too strange, too old, and too morally messy to make sense of. Expect ensemble chaos, dense worldbuilding, absurd humour, sudden tragedy, and fantasy with teeth.
Start here if you like: morally compromised heroes, big lore, strange comedy, full-cast fantasy, and stories where the joke and the wound are usually the same thing.
But don’t take my word for it…
This show was nominated for Best Audio Drama at the New Zealand Web Fest and officially selected for the Cisco Web Fest, which is pretty good for someone who ran out of money to apply to any more festivals!
Here’s what listeners are saying:
“A journey through a creative mind like no other… I cannot begin to imagine how this creator keeps all his characters and plot lines straight, but it’s a marvel.”
“The quality and sound production are absolutely on point, but it’s the captivating writing and voice acting that keep you coming back.”
“Chaotic [affectionate]. Each arc has something unique - sometimes gut-wrenchingly funny, sometimes grounded — it keeps you on your toes.”
Extra lore, behind-the-scenes chaos, and stray thoughts at:
👉 patreon.com/NoReturnAD
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