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- The Orillian Regiment — Flashback: There Is Nothing But Harmony In The Row!
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We flashback in time to give you all the context you were missing!
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- Death and mortality
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Anan- — Skyler Giordano
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Dag'r - — Lilly Inverse
Kova Dagrun- — Kier Zhou
Deky- — Cameron Gergett
Gav- — Dylan Smith
Gazi- — Graham Capobianco
Guildmaster- — Girunduu
Ivanic- — Justin Fife
Jarna - — Daniellelanois
Jinu - — Ren @Ren_Cant
Kane- — Tyler Moody
Kongol- — OneWallChris
Luobo- — James Hart
Mal- — Girunduu
Olda- — Anne Marie Lebeau
OR Guard- — Tyler Moody
Sam - — Kier Zhou
Sendat- — Rae Witte
Sharp- — Kier Zhou
Sushila- — Loretta Chang
Theras- — Dr Lou Sutcliffe
Tommo- — Jack Duncan
Von Overton- — Rachel Pulliam
Colonel Wilifred- — Ed Craggbarber
99 Problems was performed by Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcorehttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/15847469
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36 min - The Orillian Regiment — Episode 3: I Told You, Didn't I?
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The Guard Commander refuses to explain. The Colonel takes drastic action. Gazi and Von Overton head to the Aventine. The captured boys encounter old 'friends' and 'family'. Sharp has to deal with the political fall out. Gnilfiet confronts Third.
Col. Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-Barber
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Original Release Date — 22 Apr 2024
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Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
Cpl Deky — Cameron Gergett (Recap played by Luke Scarrow)
Tpr Hupsu Tommo — Jack Duncan
Tpr Nuori Gazi — Graham Capobianco
Sgt Gavin Fern — Dylan Smith
Sgt Malcolm Rigby — Girunduu
Ang Von Overton — Rachel Pulliam (Recap played by Angela Yih)
Gnilfeit — Krissi Williams
Theras O'Phil — Dr Lou Sutcliffe
Sushila Tommo — Loretta Chang
Dag'r Tommo — Lilly Inverse
Olda Tommo — Anne Marie Lebeau
Violet Marshall Ivanic — Justin Fife
Guard Commander Samael Vine/Third — Kier Zhouhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/10528773
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38 min - The Orillian Regiment — Episode 2: Well, You Might Well Have Killed Us All!
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The Boys return and things get dangerous!
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CSgt Malcom Rigby — Girunduu (@Girunduu)
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Sgt Gav Fern — Dylan Smith(@DylanandDragons)
Cpl Dek Ana — Cameron Gergett (@Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink)
Constable Ang Von Overton — Rachel Pulliam
Captain Luobo Ironside — James Hart
Tpr Gazi — Graham Capobianco
Tpr Tomo — Jack Duncan
Col Wilifred — Edmund Cragg-Barber
Sgt Mjr Kova Dagrun — Kier Zhou
Gnilfeit — Krissi Williams
Anan — Skyler Giordanohttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/14704314
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21 min - The Orillian Regiment — Episode 1: These Barbarians!
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The next chapter in the journal of the Chief Signalman of the HNS Deliverance.
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14 min - Fate of Daya — Episode 18: “This Is Your Final Warning!”
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Salryn has a long awaited reunion, but it is nothing like how she imagined it. Food, water and gold dwindles and treachery is discovered. Swifty takes drastic action. The city's heart is lifted by report of an army advancing from the North... It looks like the Dayan relief is finally here!
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Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
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Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan
GM — Dylan Smith
Malcolm Rigby — Girunduu
Gavin Fern — Dylan Smithhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/17697650
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1 hr 5 min - Fate of Daya — Episode 17: You Know What Doesn't Have An End?…
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Things start to get tense in the city. Cracks start to show. Swifty indoctrinates his newest Barrel-Man. Ceanni tries to lead Swift further astray. Factions plays nice in the colleges. Factions scheme in the shadows. Salryn has a surprise visitor. Salryn struggles to unpack Vita and Alaric's byzantine schemes.
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Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
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Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan
GM — Dylan Smith
Malcolm Rigby — Girunduu
Gavin Fern — Dylan Smithhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/17455006
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1 hr 19 min - Fate of Daya — Episode 16: Journey to the World-Scar.
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Delicate Hammer has left the city... but where did he go? and what did he find?
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Ignatius Leon — AJ Fidalgo
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Thae Oraen — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Gnilfiet — Krissi Williamshttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/17337128
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35 min - Fate of Daya — Episode 15: Everything is Going to be Fine…
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Our heroes reminisce. Delicate Hammer provides words of encouragement. There is scheming in The Colleges. Salryn and Jorvin give Swifty a job!
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Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
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Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales
Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan
GM — Dylan Smithhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/17191714
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1 hr 23 min - Fate of Daya — Episode 14: Need You Aid?
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HOLY SHIT IS THAT A LERNIAN QUAD!?!
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Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
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Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan
GM — Dylan Smithhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/16952440
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1 hr 3 min - Fate of Daya — Episode 13: We All Died For Daya!
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They have faced a feinting force. They have faced insurgents in the city. They have faced the mysterious machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and they have faced the political arena of the colleges. But now the Warlords are here to play for real.
Will the party be able to muster the motley band of Sun and Moonshields to defend the city walls against a prepared and disciplined force?
I guess you should probably listen to find out!
Content warnings- Strong language
- Violence, injury and blood
- Death and mortality
Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
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Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales
Jorvin De Ghast — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’ — Jack Duncan
GM — Dylan Smithhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/16689480
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About No Return
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No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou
No Return is a darkly comic British fantasy audio drama set in a vast, doomed world of gods, mercenaries, lost cities, political…
disasters and very bad decisions.
Each story follows flawed people trying to survive a world that is too strange, too old, and too morally messy to make sense of. Expect ensemble chaos, dense worldbuilding, absurd humour, sudden tragedy, and fantasy with teeth.
Start here if you like: morally compromised heroes, big lore, strange comedy, full-cast fantasy, and stories where the joke and the wound are usually the same thing.
But don’t take my word for it…
This show was nominated for Best Audio Drama at the New Zealand Web Fest and officially selected for the Cisco Web Fest, which is pretty good for someone who ran out of money to apply to any more festivals!
Here’s what listeners are saying:
“A journey through a creative mind like no other… I cannot begin to imagine how this creator keeps all his characters and plot lines straight, but it’s a marvel.”
“The quality and sound production are absolutely on point, but it’s the captivating writing and voice acting that keep you coming back.”
“Chaotic [affectionate]. Each arc has something unique - sometimes gut-wrenchingly funny, sometimes grounded — it keeps you on your toes.”
Extra lore, behind-the-scenes chaos, and stray thoughts at:
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