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The city burns, the farms burn and the enemy army is marching towards them… what will our heroes do?

Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

Captain Nuori Gazi: Graham Capobianco

Pilot: Girunduu

Padah/Zarif: Benjamin Sharp

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Episode Art by Jim Tuohy

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Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales

Our heroes thought the war was over…but the battle has come to familiar shores.

Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

Captain Nuori Gazi: Graham Capobianco

Pilot: Girunduu

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Episode Art by Jim Tuohy

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Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales

All seems well in Daya and the war is finally going the right way! Daya’s Army and it’s allies are marching to the destruction of the warlords who have plagued the land for almost a century. Hope is in the air, a new future just on the horizon… nothing could possibly go wrong.

Welcome to our vibrant world where gods have abandoned mortals and an intriguing adventure awaits you.

Uncover the secrets of the city of Daya together with our exceptional players - Cameron, Gemma, and Jack and, our amazing GM, Dylan (Kier is also present). 

Follow us as we navigate through Daya’s bustling streets and uncover the city's complex  dynamics.

We introduce Jack's character, a gentleman in patchwork armour with an intriguing morning ritual and a peculiar fixation on barrels.  Meet Gemma’s character, a half-nix, ex merc, member of the Moon Shields!  And Cameron’s character! A noble son from the lands to the west, down on his luck and forced to thieve to feed his need for fine clothes!

Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

Tai Jiong: Kier Zhou

Lady Vita Riven/Gavin Fern: Dylan Smith

Malcolm Rigby: Girunduu

Hupsu Tommo: Jack Duncan

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Hey all!

We, here at No Return, are returning to our roots!

As some of you may know, Erset La Tari; The Land of No Return, began life as a 'homebrew' Table Top Role Playing Game (TTRPG) setting.

Thanks to the immense talents of Dylan Smith (GM of Hearthfire Tales, as well as  the voice of Sergeant Gavin Fern and Niillas Janicek on No Return) we are able to bring No Return to you in the form of a TTRPG Actual play.

Co- Gamemastered by Dylan and Kier Zhou and played by the recognisable vocal talents of Jack (Tommo), Gemma (Ysenda, Thae Oraen & Cinnte) and Cameron (Amghar, Jyce Inacio, and the new voice of Deky and Ayelen). We are truly excited to bring the world of No Return to you in a more improvised, player led and spontaneous format where the players decisions and the whims of the dice will decide 'The Fate of Daya'.

Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

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Yep.... yep... definitely in need of repairs...

Originally published 26 Feb 2024

Samael Vine: Kier Zhou
Niillas Janicek: Dylan Smith
Selwyn Janicek: Stasi Dimitrova ig
Paela: Dragonbait
Matko: AJ Fidaglo AKA Mr F
Vasa: Lilly Inverse  

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It's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol.

Sit down, listen and enjoy a little low stakes comedy-drama from the Bards of Sada Emedu.

Lanlen is played by Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore

Ered Rada is played by Connor Hodgson @JC_Twosteps/ http://jcandthetwosteps.co.uk/

Celia Joyce is played by Abbie Tickle.

Putrack Winesworth is played by Mario Guttadauro

The Dry Egg's Master of Ceremonies is played by Kier Zhou

The Emeduan Hymn (Lyrics) were written and performed by Kier Zhou with strangled crowd vocals by Ying Zhou and Nieves Cohen

Era of Silence is written by Gemma Mclean-Mair and performed by Abbie Tickle and Gemma McLean-Mair.

This is Not a Warning! is written and performed by Stuart Bullock

This is My Goodbye (lyrics)- were written and performed by Connor Hodgson

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Min runs for his life to escape the darkland creatures- only to begin running out of air...is this our hero's final goodbye?

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Content Warning ⚠️: 

- Foul language 
-  Peril 
- Violence
- Death/Dying

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Sounds of movement in the dark spook our trapped pioneers. The Lessee's sister visits with warnings and 'H' finally convinces Min to head into Anderkant...but boy does that Kabouter like to dilly-dally...

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Gnilfiet: Krissi Williams

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The Lessee shows his true colours and the Specialist pays the price. Min and 'H' spend some time staring at the stars.

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Content Warning ⚠️: 

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-  Peril 
- Violence
- Death/Dying
- Suicide

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Trapped and alone in the Darklands, Min considers his options.

Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

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- Foul language 
-  Peril 
- Violence
- Death/Dying

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