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Salryn (and Jorvin) didn't just sit idle these long weeks. They did everything they could to unpick the mysteries of Vita's plan, the machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and the mysterious 'Lessor' who wrote to the diplomat ... but... with Vita and Alaric dead, the party out of their depth, trapped and under siege... what did they expect? Even when they find clues they lack the knowledge to interpret them... and listening to Salryn and Jorvin flounder around trying to figure out what is signal and what is noise is just bad radio so we made the sensible editorial decision to cut all that out and just give you the few highlights.

If you really want to know what is going on with all that Jazz... I guess you are gonna have to keep listening to the rest of No Return :P

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• Death and mortality

Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales
Bran — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
GM/Meh/Karaf — Kier Zhou
Pat D Bakr/Sophia — Dylan Smith

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Part one concludes.

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The part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt Evans
Lady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren Littlewood
Brucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean-Mair
Ysenda was acted by the ever graceful Gemma Maclean-Mair
Chura and The Domina were played by the accomplished Abbie Jordan-Tickle
Fuzhlo was played by the Dazling Dontae Majors
Rowan Lightfoot was played by Joe Jordan
Turzhlo was played by the Daring Drew Hupfa B and, on occasion, Kier Zhou
Orryn was voiced initially by the magnificent Mario Guttedauro and later Kier Zhou
Mikkel was played by the audacious Adam Robinson
Tobin was played by the sensational Sophie Spoof
Gnilfiet was reprised by charismatic Krissi Williams
Semion Quietknife was embodied by the indefatigable Dave Hodgson
Saurian 1 was played by the luminous Lilly Inverse
Saurian 2 was voiced by the tenacious Taylor Michaels
Saurian 3 was brought to life by the formidable, funny, and frankly fantastic AJ Fidaglo, also known as Mr F
Saurian 4 was performed by the lyrical Lyssa Jay
The part of Mr Kera was portrayed by the magnetic and moody Tyler Moody
Abbot Liare was reprised with grace by the limitlessly layered Lilly Inverse
Kaoru was conjured by the grounded and grand Girunduu
Sir Casper was embodied with gallant gravitas by the great and gracious Girunduu
Runa was realised by the radiant and resolute Madeleine Buttitta
The Expired Titles MC was magnificently made manifest by the bold and brilliant Brenna Anderson‑Dowd
and Everyone else was played by the Knuckle Dragging Kier Zhou
Except for Kerren Nadar who was played by the sagacious Stuart Bullock…. But wait… Kerren Nadar? The Lernian? He wasn’t in this was he? The name is familiar but did the character show up? Hmmm… probably a post credit scene then right?

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It. Gets. Real.

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The part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt Evans
Lady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren Littlewood
Brucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean-Mair
Ysenda was acted by the ever graceful Gemma Maclean-Mair
Chura and The Domina were played by the accomplished Abbie Jordan-Tickle
Fuzhlo was played by the Dazling Dontae Majors
Turzhlo was played by the Daring Drew Hupfa B and, on occasion, Kier Zhou
Orryn was voiced initially by the magnificent Mario Guttedauro and later Kier Zhou
Mikkel was played by the audacious Adam Robinson
Tobin was played by the sensational Sophie Spoof
Gnilfiet was reprised by the charismatic Krissi Williams
Semion Quietknife was embodied by the indefatigable Dave Hodgson
Saurian 1 was played by Lilly Inverse
Saurian 2 was played by Taylor Michaels
Saurian 3 was played by AJ Fidaglo AKA Mr F
Saurian 4 was played by Lyssa Jay
and everyone else was played by the Knuckle Dragging Kier Zhou

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Brucco and Ysenda get closer. Anzhlo's plans begin to come together. The Little Luiren Families are getting involved.

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Mr Kera — Tyler Moody
Alts MC — Brenna Anderson-Dowd
Kaoru — Girunduu
Runa — MadeleineButtitta
Brucco — Christian Maclean-Mair
Ysenda — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Chura/Elyra Lightfoot — Abbie Jordan-Tickle
Anzhlo — Matt Evans
Saurians/Erik Isolde — Kier Zhou
Yvonna Isolde — Lauren Littlewood
Turzhlo — Drew ‘hupfva’ B

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Anzhlo recalls his time in the camp and his run ins with Fuzhlo. Yvonna secures permission for the Saurians to stay. Brucco and Yvonna get closer. Semion takes a stroll around Wide-End

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• Death and mortality

Anzhlo — Matt Evans
Yvonna — Lauren Littlewood
Semion Quietknife — Dave Hodgson
Fuzhlo — Dontae Majors
Turzhlo — Drew ‘hupfva’ B
Ysenda — Gemma Maclean- Mair
Brucco — Christian Maclean-Mair
Sister Always — Glenda Vilimar
Everyone else — Kier Zhou

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The Party arrive in Terrqas to begin their side quest... but not everyone is happy with how the Reach Arc concluded.

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Seilbh — Krissi Williams
Nikhol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi — Danielle Thuen
Nanda Nall — Justin Fife
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith
Cinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson
Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan
Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran — Kier Zhou
Biksune Ree — Taylor Michaels
Rebel Freeman — Alan Katsuro

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Brucco returns to the camp and Lady Isolde attempts to befriend Anzhlo. Fuzhlo and Gnilfeit meet with Semion Quietknife.

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• Death and mortality
• Confinement, coercion or torture
• Alcohol or drug use

Anzhlo — Matt Evans
Yvonna Isolde — Lauren Littlewood
Erik Isolde — Kier Zhou
Brucco — Christian McLean-Mair
Ysenda — Gemma McLean-Mair
Orryn — Kier Zhou
Abbott Liare — Lilly Inverse
Fuzhlo — Dontae Majors
Chura — Abbie Jordan-Tickle
Gnilfeit — Krissi Williams
Semion Quietknife — Dave Hodgson

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BOSH! Episode 2 of the reworked Wide-End Episodes is out now! Check it out! END TRANSMISSION!

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The Isoldes get a surprise visit late in the night, Brucco finds the Rain Chapel camp less than welcoming.

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• Death and mortality

Anzhlo — Matt Evans
Yvonna Isolde — Lauren Littlewood
Erik Isolde — Kier Zhou
Mikkel — Adam Robinson
Sir Casper — Girunduu
Brucco — Christian McLean-Mair
Ysenda — Gemma McLean-Mair
Orryn — Kier Zhou (Originally Mario Guttadauro)
Captain Ironside — James Hart
Fuzhlo — Dontae Majors
Chura — Abbie Jordan-Tickle
Gnilfeit — Krissi Williams
Elyra Lightfoot — Abbie Jordan-Tickle

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Hello all!

A little announcement here for ya! Instead of focusing his time and energies on finishing The Fate of Daya, The Orillian Regiment, Anderkant, or The Steg, K. Zhou, master of story and song, has been hard at work reworking one of the few stories he actually fucking finished already.

[Sigh] So… it is my great pleasure to announce that Episode 1 of Wide-End has now been reworked and remastered to get the sound design closer to the quality you have come to expect from the NoReturniverse AAAAAAND to link it in more—[sigh] is this a joke? You want me to actually say this? Fine, fine… [sigh]—to link it in more clearly with the ‘meta plot’ which runs across the NoReturn stories.

Episode 1: Bloody Ungrateful Creatures has released today AAAAAAAAAAAAAND over the next weeks and months additional scenes will be added to the remaining Wide-End episodes too! So look forward to that!

I’ve just been handed a little note here which says… we are also still working on The Fate of Daya, The Orillian Regiment, Anderkant, The Steg, and many other stories, and that I should keep my flippant little trap shut because this is an unpaid volunteer-only production and people should be grateful they are getting anything at all—because this shit is at least 4-star quality and literally free…

Well… go and enjoy the episode, I guess!

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