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The Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return universe.

Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which form The Saga.

Please excuse the self-indulgent academic analysis.

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Sorry guys... the LUDEN is still malfunctioning!

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Constable Lucca — Krissi Williams
Constable D'Brie — Maddie Williams
Matthias Alaric/Rayan — Kier Zhou
Lt Lars Xu — Blake White
Selwyn Janicek — Stasi Dimitrova ig, Bones of the Land
Niillas Janicek — Dylan Smith, Heartfire Tales

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"Anderkant doesn't make sense and it's boring!"

So have a trailer for a new comedy series set in the No Return Universe.

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Hey all! Welcome to another ‘Friends of the Show’ segment, where I introduce you to some of the incredible work my fellow creators, collaborators, and friends are doing! This week, I’m thrilled to introduce you to Storytime with Silas, a fantastic horror anthology series created by the talented folks over at The Majestic Goose Network. This annual anthology releases spine-chilling episodes weekly during the spooky season.

The Majestic Goose Network is best known for their hilarious and captivating TTRPG exploits, but their talents extend far beyond the gaming table! They’ve been producing this deliciously horrifying audio drama for four years now.

Storytime with Silas is hosted by the unassailable Girunduu (the voice of Csgt Malcolm Rigby and Flavian 'Jaggerz' Jagari in the No Returniverse) and adapted with flair by Danielle Thuen (the voice of Pheatra and Jarna in No Return). It’s all brought to life by the eponymous Silas Lancaster (of Roll for Weird fame). And if you’re a fan of No Return, you’ll hear plenty of familiar voices throughout the anthology—so get your bingo cards ready as you explore the back catalogue!

The episode I’m excited to share with you is The Lighthouse Keepers, a mind-bending exploration of the fragility of reality written by yours truly. I really hope you enjoy it and take the time to discover more of Storytime with Silas and the amazing work coming out of the Majestic Goose Network.

Check out Storytime with Silas today!

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The keeper of an historic lighthouse loses themselves in more than the fog when they discover their predecessor's journal.

"The Lighthouse Keepers" written by Kier Zhou adapted by Danielle Thuen

Cast: Silas Lancaster - Girunduu, Thomas - Jeremy Fair, Jacob - Josh Anderson, Townsperson - E. Ogara, Amelia - Danielle Thuen

Storytime with Silas is an annual horror anthology show that is a part of the Majestic Goose Network. If you enjoy Storytime with Silas or tabletop RPG content head over to our website to check out our other shows.

Patreon: patreon.com/MajesticGoose

Discord: bit.ly/oneshotdiscord

Website: MajesticGoose.com

Twitter: @goosemajestic

Twitch: twitch.tv/MajesticGooseNetwork

Music:
Eternal Moment - Farrell Wooten
You Are Not Alone - Luella Gren
Ambiance by TabletopAudio

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The Lore of No Return will have it's own feed where I nerd out in detail (but not too much detail!) about Erset La Tari and the No Returniverse more generally.

If you hate it, fear not! I won't be dropping more of it on here!

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Equinox Anthology (alienghostrobot.com)

An anthology of short fiction from some of the most inventive and creative indie audio storytellers working today. Released every Equinox and Solstice, each episode features short sci-fi audio works created just for this show, all around a particular theme. All stories are (c) by their creators, all rights reserved.

The inaugural episode features six short stories from some fantastic creators, working with the theme “Harvest.” Meet them and their other projects!

“Star Harvest” Written by Kier Zhou, Girunduu and SuperTeek

Sound Design by Kier Zhou

Starring:

Kat McQueen as Cosmo Corp Tannoy System
Tyler Moody as Major Banlu
Chris Bauso as Computer
Gemma Maclean-Mair as Captain Nawin
Girunduu as Lieutenant Kuru
Kier Zhou as Mr Tama
Lilly Inverse as Interviewer
Loretta Chang as Evelyn Price

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Star Harvest is written by Kier Zhou, Girunduu and SuperTeek

Equinox Anthology is a new collection of sci-fi audio short fiction, hopefully ongoing, with episodes being released every Equinox and Solstice. Audio fiction creators submit short audio works around a simple theme which are collected into each episode.

Equinox Anthology (alienghostrobot.com)

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Well, hello there, ladies, gents, and Alts! Pekko here with a little update for you!

Some of you might have noticed that "The Fate of Daya," which had been on a pretty slick and regular release schedule (certainly by the standards of the No Return Universe), suddenly went quiet!

Well, I am here to let you know that the real-life issues that got in the way of production have been dealt with, and the gang will be back at the table from August, with releases anticipated to start up again in October!

This show is an amateur production that relies on the goodwill and talent of a band of dedicated volunteers. Given the scope and ambition of the ol’ No Return Universe, it’s no surprise that our best-laid and worst-laid plans get interrupted by the whims and vicissitudes of real-life priorities. Indeed, the show is structured in such a way as to ensure that when there are production delays in one story, you will still be getting sweet, sweet content from other stories! The happiness, health, well-being, and prosperity of the cast and crew of No Return will always remain the highest priority. So, no matter how much you love the show, it’s just one of those things you’ll have to accept until someone reckless enough pays us all to work on this full-time!

But I have got some good news for you!

You’ve got the penultimate episode of "Anderkant" dropping tomorrow, and another episode of "Mageslayers" following it up the week after, so bully for you!

We’ve also got two more episodes of "The Orillian Regiment" in the pipeline, as well as more from part 2 of "The Steg"!

So, fear not, dear listeners—whilst you wait for "The Fate of Daya" to get back on track, there is plenty of quality content coming your way!

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These bloody LUDENs! This one is on the fritz...but wait... is that Lars and The Dockmaster?!

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Introductory Speaker — Stuart Bullock
Captian Luobo — James Hart
Lieutenant Lars Xu — Blake White
Theodore DeLafontaine/Random Guard 1/Random Guard 3 — Girunduu
Commander Vine/Dockmaster Alaric/Baron Halywyn/Wieguan — Kier Zhou
Grok (The Crimson Gammon) — Adam Robinson
Jyce Inacio — Cameron Gergett
Kareth — Glenda Villamar
Random Guard 1 — Danielleanois

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