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While others scramble to clean up Dec and Seilbh’s boozy bloodbath, Pog takes the opportunity to move the plot forward... with a bit of backup.

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• Death and mortality
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Seilbh — Krissi Williams
Nikhol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi — Danielle Thuen
Nanda Nall — Justin Fife
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith
Chancellor — Kat McQueen
Cinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson
Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan
High Seer — Jen de Haan
Grommuk — Girunduu
Snargle — Madeleine Buttitta
TURBOMURDERBUTCHER — Girunduu
Warden of the Household — AJ Fidalgo
Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran — Kier Zhou
Biksune Ree — Taylor Michaels
Magedad — Jim Tuohy

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Whilst most of the party try to advance the plot and explore a little lore, Dec and Lif's antics derail the story.

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Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan
Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan
Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith
Nanda Nall — Justin Fife
Cinte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Nikol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi — Daniellelanois
Seilbh — Krissi Williams
Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari — Girunduu
Biksune Ree — Taylor Michaels
Gorluk The Inspired — Graham Capobianco

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The Mageslayers head to the ancient city of Reach in the Terrq'n Mountains to investigate their mysterious artefact!

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Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan
Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan
Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith
Nanda Nall — Justin Fife
Cinte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Nikol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi — Daniellelanois
Seilbh — Krissi Williams
Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari — Girunduu
Librarian — Kier Zhou
Biksune Ree — Taylor Michaels
Sister Jiaomei — Lyssa Jay

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This story follows Lucca, as she is transferred to the Investigations Department, where she navigates a new culture and a peculiar boss.

We are also introduced to Dockmaster Matthias Alaric as he navigates the macabre demands of his employment alongside his hopes for his children.

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Constable Lucca — Krissi Williams
Cyril Alaric — Apollo Williams
Occial Alaric — Griffin Williams
Constable D'Brie — Maddie Williams
Commander Vine/Theras/Elvire/Bulgan/Rayan/Matthias Alaric — Kier Zhou
Lt Lars Xu — Blake White
Constable Zafar — Christian Maclean-Mair

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Part one concludes.

The part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt Evans


Lady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren Littlewood


Brucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean-Mair


Ysenda was acted by the ever graceful Gemma Maclean-Mair


Chura and The Domina were played by the accomplished Abbie Jordan-Tickle


Fuzhlo was played by the Dazling Dontae Majors

Rowan Lightfoot was played by Joe Jordan

Turzhlo was played by the Daring Drew Hupfa B and, on occasion, Kier Zhou


Orryn was voiced initially by the magnificent Mario Guttedauro and later Kier Zhou


Mikkel was played by the audacious Adam Robinson

Tobin was played by the sensational Sophie Spoof

Gnilfiet was reprised by charismatic Krissi Williams

Semion Quietknife was embodied by the indefatigable Dave Hodgson

Saurian 1 was played by the luminous Lilly Inverse
Saurian 2 was voiced by the tenacious Taylor Michaels
Saurian 3 was brought to life by the formidable, funny, and frankly fantastic AJ Fidaglo, also known as Mr F
Saurian 4 was performed by the lyrical Lyssa Jay

The part of Mr Kera was portrayed by the magnetic and moody Tyler Moody

Abbot Liare was reprised with grace by the limitlessly layered Lilly Inverse

Kaoru was conjured by the grounded and grand Girunduu

Sir Casper was embodied with gallant gravitas by the great and gracious Girunduu

Runa was realised by the radiant and resolute Madeleine Buttitta

The Expired Titles MC was magnificently made manifest by the bold and brilliant Brenna Anderson‑Dowd

and Everyone else was played by the Knuckle Dragging Kier Zhou

Except for Kerren Nadar who was played by the sagacious Stuart Bullock…. But wait… Kerren Nadar? The Lernian? He wasn’t in this was he? The name is familiar but did the character show up? Hmmm… probably a post credit scene then right? 

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We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!

Violence and Magical Combat: Contains scenes of intense magical combat, explicit violence, physical abuse, and death.

Discrimination: Depictions of slavery, caste systems and ableism.

• Strong language
• Violence, injury and blood
• Death and mortality
• Sexual references or nudity
• Confinement, coercion or torture

Drakon — Dontae Majors
Kerren — Stuart Bullock
Iskra — Ren @Renovershares
Irht — Kat McQueen
Heliokyna — Rae Witte
Dowager — Lilly Inverse
Ignatius — A J Fidalgo
Aegisa — Daniellelanois
Rael — Cameron Gergett
Loads of Extra Characters — Kier Zhou
Typhonkratos — Chris RR Bauso
Gidia — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Thurkearix — Glenda Villimar
Hogyn — Kier Zhou
Malikor — Ray O'Hare

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It. Gets. Real.

The part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt Evans

Lady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren Littlewood

Brucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean-Mair

Ysenda was acted by the ever graceful Gemma Maclean-Mair

Chura and The Domina were played by the accomplished Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Fuzhlo was played by the Dazling Dontae Majors

Turzhlo was played by the Daring Drew Hupfa B and, on occasion, Kier Zhou

Orryn was voiced initially by the magnificent Mario Guttedauro and later Kier Zhou

Mikkel was played by the audacious Adam Robinson

Tobin was played by the sensational Sophie Spoof

Gnilfiet was reprised by the charismatic Krissi Williams

Semion Quietknife was embodied by the indefatigable Dave Hodgson

Saurian 1 was played by Lilly Inverse

Saurian 2 was played by Taylor Michaels

Saurian 3 was played by AJ Fidaglo AKA Mr F

Saurian 4 was played by Lyssa Jay

and everyone else was played by the Knuckle Dragging Kier Zhou

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We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!

Violence and Magical Combat: Contains scenes of intense magical combat, explicit violence, physical abuse, and death.

Discrimination: Depictions of slavery, caste systems and ableism.

• Strong language
• Violence, injury and blood
• Death and mortality
• Alcohol or drug use

Drakon — Dontae Majors
Kerren — Stuart Bullock
Iskra — Ren @Renovershares
Irht — Kat McQueen
Heliokyna — Rae Witte
Dowager — Lilly Inverse
Ignatius — A J Fidalgo
Aegisa — Daniellelanois
Rael — Cameron Gergett
Loads of Extra Characters — Kier Zhou
Typhonkratos — Chris RR Bauso
Gidia — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Thurkearix — Glenda Villimar
Hogyn — Kier Zhou
Malikor — Ray O'Hare

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Why did Semion keep calling The Domina, 'Elra'?

Is it because my Dad doesn't know how to pronounce the 'Y' in Elyra?

No! It references an ancient Halfling Fable from long before the Fall...

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Narrator — Faye Holliday
Elra — Anna Gąsecka, also known as Ren_Overshares or @Ren_Cant
Mrs Pottersby — Faye Holliday
Malvin — AJ Fidaglo AKA Mr F
Elder Thorne — Chris RR Bauso
Elder Mara — Lilly Inverse
Mage — Umbriels Shadow
Villager — Taylor Michaels
Villagers — The Cast
Written, produced and edited by Kier Zhou

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We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!

Violence and Magical Combat: Contains scenes of intense magical combat, explicit violence, physical abuse, and death.

Discrimination: Depictions of slavery, caste systems and ableism.

• Strong language
• Violence, injury and blood
• Death and mortality
• Sexual references or nudity

Drakon — Dontae Majors
Kerren — Stuart Bullock
Iskra — Ren @Renovershares
Irht — Kat McQueen
Heliokyna — Rae Witte
Dowager — Lilly Inverse
Ignatius — A J Fidalgo
Aegisa — Daniellelanois
Rael — Cameron Gergett
Loads of Extra Characters — Kier Zhou
Typhonkratos — Chris RR Bauso
Gidia — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Thurkearix — Glenda Villimar
Hogyn — Kier Zhou
Malikor — Ray O'Hare

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