No Time to Not Win

Stothton discusses the new COVID variant Omicron with scientific consultant Jack Tetherton. Jack discusses his current and future studies regarding an effective cure. Jack first told us all about his ideas for battling COVID back on episode 17. Maybe had we all listened to him back then, we wouldn't be in this situation.

Stothton and his uncle Glenn recap their Thanksgiving together. I truly can not imagine what it would be like to be one of Glenn's children. John has changed all of his phone numbers and somehow he still receives at least 4 calls per day from his uncle Glenn.

Stothton discusses Thanksgiving with his uncle Glenn. Saying that Glenn is a family man would be the understatement of the century and about two minutes into this episode John quickly remembered why he stopped talking to Glenn so many years ago.

Stothton discusses Black Friday with Davy Chris. Davy has been waiting outside of a Best Buy for the last few days in preparation for the upcoming Black Friday sales. John noticed this and had to know what was going on with this guy. Turns out Davy has not missed a Black Friday sale in 15 years and doesn't plan to miss any in the future.

Bill Chafton takes the reigns on this one and he and Stothton run through some quick takes on a few topics that Bill wanted to discuss. This week's topics include the new Scream and Home Alone movies, the new Apple MacBook Pro, F1 Esports, and the whole mess that is Facebook.

Stothton discusses the SimpliSafe security system with Tim Watson. This episode is not sponsored or endorsed by SimpliSafe. Just to be clear, no one associated with this podcast condones sexual abuse or misconduct of any kind whatsoever. That being said, John didn't get to where he is today by doing things half-assed. If John is going to test a security system, you can bet your life that he is going to test that system in the most thorough and realistic way possible and that is exactly what he did. Congratulations SimpliSafe, you passed the test.

Stothton discusses candy and trick or treating with Logan Mars, a self-proclaimed trick or treating enthusiast. Considering that we're already well past Halloween, John didn't even want to do this episode. But, Logan would not stop messaging and calling John until he finally agreed to do this episode with him. Do you love trick or treating? Are you over the age of 10?  If you answered yes to both questions, you're basically Logan Mars.

Stothton discusses couch options with premier couch importer Shazam Habas (or is it Shabaz Hasam? This guy is so sketchy he can't even keep his name straight). Not quite sure what it is about this guy, but I get the feeling he's importing a hell of a lot more than just couches.

Stothton discusses parenting, child labor, and youth outreach with Jack Walshman. Having a kid doesn't give you the right to be a sloppy idiot mess of a human being. It's simple, either keep up or don't have the kid. Also, in the wise words of Ron Swanson, "Child labor laws are ruining this country". Contact me at [email protected] to apply for the Stothton Youth Outreach Program.

Stothton and Tetherton work out their mischief night plans. All I'll say is Bill Chafton is in for a wild night. Well, probably more like a wild week...