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August 22, 2007 2007-08-22: The End Of An Altima
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 16
August 22, 2007
The End Of An Altima
Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Mike on the Mike
Special Guest:
Kyle Ramos
EPISODE GUIDE:
* Special BFN Opener: BFN Fact #86782467-U
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
* "We're Independent!"
* Sweet 16 BFN Introductions
* Exciting Job Opportunities in Antarctica (aka The Great Girlfriend Escape)
Song: Shock Stars / Biggest Mistake
* Mia Loses Her Shit (aka Why Mike & Kyle Are No Longer Allowed to Discuss Tubgirl and Tentacle Rape on BFN)
Song: The Hours / Ali In The Jungle
* The Milestone of Summer 2007: Gauge Gets Wrecked & Stolen (aka The Chicago Phantom Strikes Again!)
Song: Todd Martin / Know How It Feels
* In Pursuit of Gordo (aka Facing Off with the CPD)
The Good Samaritan Midnight Taxi Cab Company:
* Mike Stone, Hustled Suburbanite
* Carol Santiago, Drunken Rent Money Courier
* "Good Luck, Bro!"
Song: Velvet Revolver / For A Brother
* Car Withdrawals
* Plane Destroys Woman's Home (aka Needless Collateral Damage)
* Selfish Semantics (aka What Is Your Life Worth?)
* Sign-Off: Beware the Logan Square Triangle, It's BFN Networks!
Song: The Great Crusades / Paradise
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The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
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The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
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Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
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1 hr 21 min
July 11, 2007 BFN Classic (Season 15): The Seven Month Itch
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 15
July 10, 2007
The Seven Month Itch
Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Mike on the Mike
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Special Guests:
Kyle Ramos
Maya on the Mike
EPISODE GUIDE:
* Special BFN Opener: Somebody's Gonna Have to Die Tonight
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
* "You're All Here!" BFN Introductions
* What We've Learned in Season 15
* Word for the Day: Irrumatio
* Bi-Curious Girls & Their New Boyfriends (aka "Shit, Mike Got Here First!")
Song: Kings Of Leon / Ragoo
* Once More, The Ghost of You: The Best Songs of 2006 (Free Download! Click the link!)
* The BFN Guide to Midnight Mistresses (aka Keep 'Em Guessing, Act Confused)
Song: Kate Voegele / I Get It
* Worst Seduction Ever
* Geek Squad Sued for Hiring Indiscriminant Voyeur (aka Rape in the Blood)
* The Masseur's Illicit Home Video Collection
* Kyle's Failed Future Marriage (aka "We're Working On It!")
* "Licensed" Tick Finder Busted (aka Rise of the Midnight Crabman)
* Conquering the Virgin (aka Just Gettin' the Tip In)
Song: Tim Mahoney / Theme Song
* Lousy Roundtable BFN Promos
* Deputy Reprimanded for Surfing Non-Nude Sites (aka Breast Cancer "Research" Gone Awry)
* No Such Thing as a Free Jail Cell Sex Show
* Trooper Tickets Lovers in Fast Lane
* In Defense of Roadhead
Song: Suzanne Vega / Bound
* Getting Out of Tickets
* Teen Buggers Barn Horse (aka The Seven Month Itch)
* Robbers Take Cash for First Date
* Cops Find Young Girl in Sex Offender's Bed (aka Where Is This Chatroom!)
* Man Acquitted for "Accidental" Teen Voyeur Video (aka "Damnit, Woman, Stay Away from My Hard Drive!")
Song: Powderfinger / Head Up In The Clouds
* Psycho Brothers Stalk Realty Sisters (aka Retarded On British Time)
* Cell Phone Stalkers Not Welcome on Family Plan (aka Preteen Scream)
Song: L.E. Mental / Thirstay
* News of the Weird: The Wrong One Night Stand
* Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Jesus Christ, Stop Shooting Your Goddamn Guns in the Air!
Song: Maxïmo Park / Books From Boxes
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The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
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The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
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Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
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2 hr 30 min
May 16, 2007 BFN Classic (Season 15): Threesome Accomplished
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 15
May 15, 2007
Threesome Accomplished
Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Mike on the Mike
Special Guest:
Megan Buchwildere (via phone)
EPISODE GUIDE:
* Special BFN Opener: DUBILINAS VICTORIOUS MAXIMUS!
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
* Captain Anchor & Dr. McPants Introductions
* Bob Finally Experiences a Complete Threesome! (aka AdultFriendFinder & 1.5 Bottles of Wine) Slim Pickings on OKCupid!
* Personals Etiquette
* Mary & The Second Date Surprise
* "We Make a Great Team!"
Song: Paranoid Social Club / Two Girls
* From Obsession to Addiction (aka Must Be This Old to Ride)
* A Farewell to the Ex (aka An Open Slot in the Crotch)
Song: William Topley / Excuses
* In Chicago on Business . . . and Pleasure
* Amanda's Four-Drink Minimum at the Hotel Bar (aka Maya, You Rock!)
Song: Kings of Leon / Ragoo
* Breaking Up with WUIC BFN Promo
* Inadequate Lover, Exceptional Housekeeper
* Dylan's Rash Lovelife (aka Kuwait Wedding, Baghdad Divorce)
Song: Barenaked Ladies / Life, In A Nutshell
* Buchwildere's Freaky Sex Dream (aka Eddie Bauer Jesus & His Multi-Pronged Penis)
Song: Red Wanting Blue / The Formula
* Ali's Latex Sex Photo Shoot
Song: Cordero / Heart In Me
* The Ghost of You: The Best Songs of 2006 (Free Download!)
* Awkward Tension Mistaken for Sexual Tension
* Sign-Off: Three is the Magic Number, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Soul Coughing / Super Bon Bon
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The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
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The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
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Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
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1 hr 30 min
April 11, 2007 BFN Classic (Season 15): Pet Your Roommates
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 15
April 10, 2007
Pet Your Roommates
Host:
Bob Dubilina
Special Guest:
Kyle Ramos
EPISODE GUIDE:
* BFN Opener: ChadLines
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
* Easter Bunny Drug Bust (aka Colombian Bunny)
* The Raw Food Diet
* Baked for Easter Brunch
Song: The Mountain Goats / Palmcorder Yajna
* Adventures in Abstinence (aka Committed to a Challenge)
* Aggressive Tactics in the Bedroom
* Curiosity Killed the Kyle
* Annual Infidelity: A Compromise
Song: Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse / Connecticut's For Fucking
* Packed House at the Mexican Speakeasy
* The Strange Appeal of the Homeless Chick
* Selling Off the Things That Own You (aka Buddhism with a Western Twist)
* Housejacked!
* BFN Detectives on the Oregon Trail
Song: Pete Townshend / White City Fighting
* Eduardo's Speakeasy BFN Promo
* Living with Sheep (aka A Night of Baaad Puns)
* Cathouse Condemned
Song: A Perfect Circle / Pet
* Gunfight at the Ostrich Corral (aka Attack of the Robostrich)
Song: People In Planes / Light For The Deadvine
* Goat Painter Goes Free
* Cow Art
* Gaylord the Cock-Blocking Ostrich
* Forbidden Texas Monkey Love
Song: Pinback / Offcell
* Drugs, Extortion, Rotting Corpse (aka Gaylord & Greg)
* Sign-Off: Shock The Monkey, Shoot The Ostrich, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Blind Melon / Galaxie
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The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
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The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
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Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
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2 hr 5 min
February 28, 2007 BFN Classic (Season 15): One Month Of Singledom
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 15
February 27, 2007
One Month Of Singledom
Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
Mike on the Mike
EPISODE GUIDE:
* Special BFN Opener: When the Wife's Away . . .
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
* Losers' Introductions
* The Ultimate Hairball
Song: Bobby Bare Jr.'s Young Criminal Starvation League / The Heart Bionic
* BootySmack!
* Broken Legs, Broken Hearts
* In Search of Something New
* One Wild Night in Arkansas
Song: Gnarls Barkley / Just A Thought
* The Ideal Woman
* Form Letter as Icebreaker
* There's Something About Mary
Song: Ike Reilly / Garbage Day
* Sluttin' It Up
* Curse of the Sincere Manwhore
* Things to Do on craigslist When You're Horny
* No Pets! (or Retarded Cousins!)
Song: Porcupine Tree / Slave Called Shiver
* Wicked Games BFN Promo
* Two Bad Dates (aka Foodie Frog & The Banter Killer)
Song: The Kooks / She Moves In Her Own Way
* Worst Valentine's Day Ever in Time
Song: Death Cab For Cutie / Crooked Teeth
* Murphy's Date (aka "Hey There, Stranger!")
Song: Scott H. Biram / Long Fingernails
* Pet Hair as Damning Evidence
* The Ideal Woman, (Re)Discovered!
* Still In Search of Something New – mw4w
* Sign-Off: Sluttin' It Up, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Catsplash / What You Ask For
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Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
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The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
http://www.thesoundofyouandme.com
Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
http://www.secondhandneon.com
1 hr 33 min
February 21, 2007 BFN Classic (Season 15): Windy City Reprise
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 15
February 20, 2007
Windy City Reprise
Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Chad Wilkens (via phone)
EPISODE GUIDE:
* Special BFN Opener: Full Circle Surprise
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
* Welcome Back to Chicago!
* A Miserable Midwestern Winter
* Sub-Zero Superbowl XLI
Song: Permanent ME / Christine
* Where's Maeve? (aka Chad's Romanian Courtship)
* Walking Away from a Shattered Love (aka BLTL Sandwich)
Song: Barenaked Ladies / Take It Back
* Locked Out of the Ridgeway Hole
* Frozen Pipes & Bathroom Acoustics
Song: +44 / 155
* Slovakian Squatters
* $800US for an Eastern European Girl (aka The Small Price of Freedom)
Song: Buckcherry / Crazy Bitch
* Chad's Overenthusiastic Battle Creek BFN Promo
* Vacation vs. Unemployment
* Bob Dubilina, Chief Emancipation Financier (CEF)
* Guacamole: An American Legend (aka For Love of Freedom Dip)
* Top 3 BFN Phrases Abroad
Song: Scissor Sisters / Might Tell You Tonight
* High Praise for Chad Wilkens
* Bob Dubilina, Avocado Smuggler (aka Freedom Tumors)
* Hell Is for Staffing Agents (aka The Big Hiring Scheme)
Song: Red Hot Chili Peppers / Charlie
* Waiting for Spring
* A Pervert Looks at Fifty
* Sign-Off: BFN Networks – We're Back!
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / The Struggle (Getting Out Alive)
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Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
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The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
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Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
http://www.secondhandneon.com
1 hr 15 min
September 07, 2006 BFN Classic (Season 14/DC): Graveyard Shift
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 14 – The DC Sessions
September 6, 2006
Graveyard Shift
Host:
Bob Dubilina
Special Guests:
Midnight Moe Mufson
Anna Banana
Fast Kat Cochran
EPISODE GUIDE:
* Special BFN Opener: Boyfriend with AC Needed
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
* Final DC Introductions
* A Damn Cold Weekend
* In-Studio Happy Hour
Song: Big City Rock / Sink
* Baka A Hochindo Ya Ama Ana Casa De Besa
* Pimsleur Road Rage
Song: Superdrag / The Staggering Genius
* Subliminal Combat Training for Tourists
* Father Rushes, Sacks to Son's Defense (aka Second-Degree Southern Battery)
Song: Jeff Martin / Black Snake Blues
* Lifetime Presents: The Boy that Bubba Whipped
* High Stakes Beer Pong (aka BJ and the Chair)
BFN Song of the Week: Dewey Kincade & The Navigators / Class Warfare
* The XIV Louis' Bed
* Anal Aficionado
* "Wax That Fuckin' Tail!"
* Planning the Passion (After-)Party
Song: Pete Yorn / Maybe I'm Right
* Cousins: No Longer Taboo?
* Date with the Dead
* Letter to the Family
* One Last Time with the Girlfriend
* Sesame Cemetery
Song: People In Planes / Token Trapped Woman
* Anna Banana Checks Out
* Uncle Dale, Dildo Designer
* Kat & The Kaleidodildo
* Day in the Woods: A Joke
* Scent of a Dead Woman
Song: Powderfinger / This Song Has Gone To Hell
* Dead Dad Rides the Rails
* Grunk: A Definition
Song: A Perfect Circle / Magdalena
* The Grunkhole
* Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Dig Her Up And Grunk That Ass!
Song: Turbonegro / Wasted Again
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Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
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The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
http://www.thesoundofyouandme.com
Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
http://www.secondhandneon.com
1 hr 47 min
August 31, 2006 BFN Classic (Season 14/DC): The Glory Hole
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 14 – The DC Sessions
August 30, 2006
The Glory Hole
Host:
Bob Dubilina
Special Guests:
Midnight Moe Mufson
Fast Kat Cochran
Publicist Meg
EPISODE GUIDE:
* Special BFN Opener: Peeping Moe
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
* "Happy Katrina Day!" Introductions
* One Fantastic Wednesday (aka Hot Freshmen & A Deaf Co-Host)
* Vamoose Breaks Down
Song: Pinback / Offcell
* Maeve Needs Crutches (aka Go-Go Gammy Boots!)
* $4.19 Crutches at the 8-Ball Thrift Store
* "Why Does Maeve Need Crutches?"
* Brand New Leg (aka Sex, Drugs & Landmines)
Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / When Bad News Gets Worse
* Landmine Surprise
* For Whom the Alarm Beeps (aka Pounding on the Walls)
BFN Song of the Week: Brindley Brothers / Angel
* Lust for Lizzie
Song: Peter Gabriel / The Tower That Ate People
* Midnight Moe's Glory Holes BFN Promo
* Paddy the Handsome Irishman
Song: The Hellacopters / Everything's On TV
* Rock'n'Roll in Kat's Pants
* Effective Birth Control
* Senior Year of Love
* The Strange Romance of Captain Carolina & Dr. Plow
* Captain Carolina & Conservation Kat, Enviro-Rangers
Song: Rick Springfield / God Gave You To Everyone
* $98,000 Engagement Ring Somehow Doesn't Buy Love
Song: The Uninvited / Mega Multi-Media Hero
* The Cost of Love (aka Apocalypse or a BJ Through a Hole)
* Sign-Off: BFN Networks – I'll Give You A Reason For Your Knees To Hurt!
Song: Panic! At The Disco / Build God, Then We'll Talk
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Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
http://www.nobleefforts.net
The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
http://www.thesoundofyouandme.com
Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
http://www.secondhandneon.com
1 hr 32 min
August 10, 2006 BFN Classic (Season 14/DC): The Selfish Bastard
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 14 – The DC Sessions
August 9, 2006
The Selfish Bastard
Host:
Bob Dubilina
Special Guests:
Midnight Moe Mufson
Fast Kat Cochran
EPISODE GUIDE:
* BFN Opener: Jimmy & Katherine
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
* Multiple Introductions
* What's Happenin' on AM Radio
* Four Hour Flight Reservations (aka Going for Broke)
Song: Red Wanting Blue / The Formula
* Terrible New York Advertising
* German Girl on the Kosher Bus
* One Shitty Bus Ride
Song: The Great Crusade / Billy Smashes It Up
* New York vs. Miami
* A Renaissance of Hotness (aka Horndogs with Long Tongues)
* One at the VIP Table Is Worth Six at the Barnburner
Song: Cordero / Heart In Me
* "You Are A Selfish Bastard!" (aka Refusing the Fat Chick)
* Fat Love Confessions
* The War on Corpulence
* Instant Turn-Offs
Song: Maxïmo Park / Apply Some Pressure (Original Demo Version)
* Just Say No to the Brick Shithouse
* A Quick Summary of Amanda's Lovelife (aka 36 & Divorced)
* Hot Girl/Hunky Guy Ratio
* Adult Braces & Transformer Sheets
BFN Song of the Week: Fluid Minds / Johnny B. Bad
* BFN/In Your Face Productions Promo
* The Big Knock-Up (aka Kindergarten Cadillac)
Song: Powderfinger / Living Type
* The Prominent Billboard
* The Importance of New Friends
* Sign-Off: BFN Networks – She's A Brick . . . Shithouse!
Song: Panic! At The Disco / Camisado
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Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
http://www.nobleefforts.net
The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
http://www.thesoundofyouandme.com
Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
http://www.secondhandneon.com
1 hr 35 min
August 02, 2006 BFN Classic (Season 14/DC): The Hot Zone
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 14 – The DC Sessions
August 2, 2006
The Hot Zone
Host:
Bob Dubilina
Special Guest:
Anna Banana
EPISODE GUIDE:
* Special BFN Opener: The New Emancipator
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
* Introductions
* The Real Reason Why Bob Moved to DC
* Hot August Plights (aka Heat Exhaustion & AC Whores)
Song: Brindley Brothers / Up All Night
* The Method Actor
* Terror Alert
* The Revised Escape Plan (aka Pirates of the Apocalypse)
Song: Gnarls Barkley / Who Cares?
* "Two Days Too Long" BFN Promo
* The Republican Paper Trail (aka Indentured Autistics)
* Hunter's Rebellion
Song: Josh Ritter / Girl In The War
* Man's Depressed Best Friend
* A Warm Banana
* Pimpin' for the Catholic Church
* The Data Entry King of Sprint Nextel
* The Trouble with Family (aka Getting Off the Q&A Train)
BFN Song of the Week: Joe Bonamassa / Bridge To Better Days
* Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Go Make Me A Sandwich Already!
Song: People In Planes / Falling By The Wayside
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Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
http://www.nobleefforts.net
The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
http://www.thesoundofyouandme.com
Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
http://www.secondhandneon.com
1 hr 7 min

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BFN Networks presents Noble Efforts, an intimate, bittersweet and darkly funny chronicle of the complete and utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt (f/k/a Bob Dubilina). …

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