BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 17
August 28, 2008
The Big Snip (Part 2)
Hosts:
Justin Velander Holt (a/k/a Bob Dubilina)
Kyle Ramos
Special Guest:
Maya Dynamite!
EPISODE GUIDE:
* Special BFN Opener: The Vasectomy Inspectors
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
* Rejected & Exiled Introductions
The BFN Vasectomy Trilogy:
* Full Disclosure (aka Why?)
* The Big Snip (Part 1) (aka What?)
* The Big Snip (Part 2) (aka How?)
* Rogue Vasectomizer (aka "Deal, Mate!")
* "My Mom Got A Vasectomy"
Song: Kings Of Leon / Sex On Fire
* Yes, Maya, We Know You Lost Your Virginity to Tyler Durden
The Consultation:
* A Brief Rundown on Dr. Mostowfi & His Technique (aka VasectomyChicago.com)
* Grilling the Patient (aka Jack Bauer, M.D.)
* Dreading the Orgasm
* VCFs for Everyone! (aka Two-Hour Window, Four-Hour Lasagna)
* The Average Patient
* Greenlight for Vasectomy!
Song: Meiko / Boys With Girlfriends
* Disgusted with Kyle's Dating Streak
Vasectomy Myths & Facts:
* What Is A Vasectomy? (aka Detroit Goes On Strike)
* A Lighter Load?
* The Cruelest Assumptions from Your Closest Friends (aka The Eunuch Who Hated Children and Condoms)
* "You Can Always Get It Reversed" (aka Bob Is Legend/Cosmetic Surgery Timebomb)
* Anti-Sperm Antibodies
* Kyle Ramos' Special Donations (aka Fallback Fathers)
* Another Special BFN Reunion . . . Without Bob
Song: Red Wanting Blue / Red Ryder
* Special Thanks in the Liner Notes
The Procedure:
* Going Completely Smooth (aka Bic That Shit!)
* Follow the Instructions! (You Can Do It!)
* No Reason to Be Nervous (aka The Best Testimonial You Could Ever Hope For)
* Getting in the Mood (aka "Where's My Vasectomy Mix CD?")
* Just a Little Bit of Pressure
* Working Magic Through a Small Hole (aka SCRELL-O)
* The Even Number Child Theory
* Remembering Joel's Advice (aka The Makings of a Responsible Man)
* Final Words of Support
Song: Valley Lodge / My Baby (Mix 2 No Outro)
The Recovery:
* No Restrictions?!
* The Sinister Chauffeur (aka Stand & Deliver 2: Year of the Ramos)
* Poor Choice for a Home-Cooked Meal (aka A Couch in the Kitchen)
* The Unforeseen Perils of Mexican Food
* Testing the Equipment (aka A Vigorous Bout of Masturbation)
Song: Local H / November: Blur
The Recovery (cont.):
* Gently Seducing the Wounded (aka Beware the Monster Bruising)
* The Thrill of a Smooth Crotch (or the '70s Singer-Songwriter Look)
* A Sweeter Spoonful
* Another Alternative to Vasectomy
* Quoted in the RedEye
* A Sense of Finality (aka Choose Your Own Extinction)
* Fair Warning on the First Date
* 'Cause Parenthood Shifts Priorities
* Informing the Masses
* A Whole New Ballgame
* The Accidental Vasectomy
Song: Cordero / Ruleta Rusa
* Season 17: The Best Batch of Interviews We've Done to Date
* A Great Investment for the Future (aka "More Money = More Better!")
* The One Guideline You Must Follow
* Dead at 28! (aka The Power of the Deadline)
* A Clean Bill of Sterility
* And the Honor Goes to . . . Maya!
* Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Annnd Snip!
Song: Big Blue Ball (aka Peter Gabriel & Friends) / Exit Through
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