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Noble Efforts episodes

February 12, 2009 2009-02-12: The Love Grenade
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 19
February 12, 2009
The Love Grenade
Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Javier Dominguez (née Ramos)
EPISODE GUIDE:
* Special BFN Opener: The Long Road Ahead
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live)
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* Intimate Hardware Introductions (aka WhiteGandhiChicago.com)
* Morbid Premonitions (aka Death: The Ultimate Break-Up)
* Bright Outlook for the Ethereal Plane (aka Brando & Ponch at the Pearly Gates)
* Destined To Be Forgotten? No Way! (aka BFN vs. Jesus, Socrates & Alexander the Great)
* The (Online) Legacy We Leave Behind
* Seven Years (Months?!) to Finish Your Work (aka Posthumous Accolades)
Song: People In Planes / Last Man Standing
* Logistical Problems with Being On Tour (aka People, Planes, Privacy)
* The Limits of Comfort
The Last Power Play:
* Bob & Natalie: A Mismatch
* Annoying Faux-Criticism
* The One Request She Won't Fulfill (aka "You Can't Fucking Be Nice To Me?!")
* The Make-Up Hatefuck (aka Getting Rough in the Throes of Passion)
* The Last Straw (aka Ammunition from the Rumor Mill)
* An Insincere Apology
* Our Chosen Social Dynamics (aka The Hostel for Hostile Vaginas)
* It's Just Pathetic! (Stop It!)
Song: Mike + The Mechanics / Word Of Mouth
* Bob Dubilina, Love Grenade. Of CUM! (IN YOUR FACE!)
* Cutting Down on Drama
* Kit's First Chicago Winter Weekend (aka A Fondness for Scorpions, Snakes & Giants)
* A Truly Spontaneous Second Visit (aka "The Weather's Lovely! Come NOW!")
* The Alternative Girlfriend
* Looks Are Deceiving (aka New Coke Dubilina)
* A Perfect Match (aka Metal Girl Next Door & Deviant Clean-Cut Boy)
* The Benefits of a Neighborly Webcam
* The Big Secret ("Don't Get Judgmental!")
Song: Nickelback / Animals
* What Are Your Guilty Pleasures?
* Kyle's Legendary Craigslist Posts
* Sucked Into W4M (aka Hips Don't Lie)
* Fridge Schwartzman Throws the Game (aka A Desperate Need for a Second Opinion)
* The Trouble with Doubting Your Own Tastes
* Suckered Into a Second Date (aka The Lasagna Trap)
* Stalling for Dinner, Busted by Twitter
* The Exceptionally Drunk & Dismal Date
* Epic. Worst. Ending. (aka "Why Won't You Fuck Me?!")
* Sign-Off: Play Fair, Don't Be A Prick, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Gnarls Barkley / Who Cares?
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Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
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The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
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Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
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2 hr 8 min
February 06, 2009 2009-02-05: Drama By Proxy
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 19
February 5, 2009
Drama By Proxy
Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle "Javier" Ramos
Special Guest:
Maya Dynamite!
EPISODE GUIDE:
* Special BFN Opener: The 70/30 Employment Program
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
* Dropping Anchor Introductions (aka "What Do Your Words Do?")
* Who Is Javier Ramos?
* Happy Birthday, Jamie Vulva!
* Epic Hosting Marathon 2009
* Getting Punchy with the Guests (aka Jamelle the Camel aka Burger Face!)
* No More Visitors!
Song: The Gaslight Anthem / '59 Sound
* Rockstar Personas Inspired by Ronald Reagan
* Jamie Vulva: A Life
* Big D's Big Announcement (aka Bait-and-Switch Dinner Date)
Song: The Eric St-Cyr Band / You Were My Favourite
* Unleashing Lisa's Inner Freak (aka Sex Fiend Sugar High)
* Tamale Cock (aka "Dad Would Never Approve!")
* No Photo ID Necessary for a Burger Face
Julie's Unrequited Summer Lovin':
* Holding Out for a Born-Again Boyfriend
* The Weeklong Courtship
* Last Chance for Romance (aka "You're A Sucker – Just Like Me!")
* Drifting Apart Before We Depart (aka The One Mistake Everyone Makes)
* Romantic Farewell Back-Up
* Sbarro's vs. Sex with Bob
Song: My Morning Jacket / Thank You Too!
* Co-Opted Islamic Hipster Fashions
Julie's Woeful Winter Vacation:
* "Before There's A Story . . ."
* Forgoing the Tropics (aka Mr. Cold Case)
* Debatable Road Trip Destinations
* Kyle Got Ruffied (aka The Twizzler Chastity Belt)
* A Lousy Time to Address Old Baggage
* Bitching & Moaning Over Trivial Bullshit (aka Mental Nose-Picking)
* A Tempting Offer to Return the Favor
Song: The Kooks / Love It All
* The Ever-Observant Burger Face (aka Hallucinogens & Oates)
* Kyle's First Divorce (aka Broken Home Gentrification)
* Maya Dynamite's Cabinet Position
* When Your Reputation Precedes You (aka Fair Warning on the First Date)
* A Loaded Favor (aka "You Owe Me a Broad!")
Song: Joseph Arthur & The Lonely Astronauts / Heart's A Soldier
* Julia's Other Man (aka Ignorant Cuckolding)
* Annoyed by Forced Awkwardness
* A Damn Good Reason to Stay Together
* No Love for Mr. Dubilina
Song: Todd Martin / Love Scene
* Me, You and Everyone You Know
* A Direct Attack (aka Sour Grapes for Mr. Ramos)
* Sign-Off: Say It To My Face, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Weezer / King
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The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
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The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
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Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
http://www.secondhandneon.com
2 hr 15 min
January 28, 2009 2009-01-28: The Comeback Kids
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 19
January 28, 2009
The Comeback Kids
Hosts:
Robert Dubilina, 45th President of the United States of America
Kyle Ramos, 50th Vice President of the United States of America
EPISODE GUIDE:
* Special BFN Opener: DUBILINA|RAMOS 2020!
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
* The Campaign Begins! Leaders of the Free World Introductions
* Presidential Back-Up
* The Real Israeli/Palestinian Conflict (aka The Eight Ball Armistice)
* Official Vice Presidential Duties
* Ambiguous Slogans for the Next Dozen Years
* Photo Ops (aka "Politics Is Easy!")
Song: The Hours / Ali In The Jungle
* Ali vs. Lion
* Tough Love for the Prodigal Son (aka The Jeff Buckley Effect)
* Dave Matthews Conspiracy
* New Policy: No Salad Kids!
* Exploiting Your Dead Child for Political Gains (aka The John Edwards Effect)
* Springsteen Songs = Campaign Slogans
* The Need for an Imaginary Creative Scapegoat (aka Bill Dobalyno)
* Impending Domestic Troubles as Future PR Goldmine
* Kyle Mencia's Race-y Political Stand-Up
* President Ramos 2028
Song: The Raconteurs / Old Enough
Mile High Miracle Weekend:
* Holiday Pilgrimage for William Topley
* Laying the Groundwork for a Perfect Stopover
* Alyssa's Proposal (aka "Don't. Trust. Townshend!")
* Meet Kit! (aka Knight Rider Rendezvous)
* Escaping the Hard Luck Windy City
* Kyle's Ulcer: A Disturbing Love Story
* The Ultimate Threesome (on Acid!)
* The Pragmatic Lover
* Auspicious Beginnings of an Unlikely Romance
* DENVER ROCKS!
Song: William Topley / Wide Sargasso Sea (BFN Live)
http://www.bfninyourears.net/content/TSYM_Live/TSYM18-11-William_Topley-Wide_Sargasso_Sea.mp3
* Exclusive William Topley Interview!
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Spectacular New Year's Celebrations!
* Rockin' with the Ramoses
* Bob Finds a Party to Host (Couchsurfers Welcome!)
* Chaotic Party Prep (aka Pack, Move, THEN Clean)
* An Ideal Opportunity to Make New Friends
* So Thankful for 2009
Song: The Coup (feat. Black Thought & Talib Kweli) / My Favorite Mutiny
* The Accidental Matchmaker
* The Hot Guy/Hot Girl Hook-Up (aka Give the Ham 'n' Eggers a Chance to Score!)
* The P.F. Chang's Chopsticks Killer (aka More Reasons Why We Need a Publicist. And a Lawyer.)
* Walter's Transparent Quest (for Whatever He Can Get)
* Rumble at the Tweetup (aka Trust Me, There Is Such a Thing as Bad Publicity)
Song: People In Planes / Last Man Standing
* DUBILINA|RAMOS 2020!
* Anticipating the Next Big Social Network (aka The Power of the Twitter)
* Sign-Off: We're In It To Win It, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Red Wanting Blue / U.S. Bumper Sticker
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The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
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The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
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Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
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2 hr 17 min
December 28, 2008 2008-12-28: Conflicts & Resolutions
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 18
December 28, 2008
Conflicts & Resolutions
Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos
EPISODE GUIDE:
* Special BFN Opener: The Emergency Contact
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live)
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* BFN Ghostbusters Introductions
* Last Chance to Ditch This Year's Baggage (aka Pandora's Box '08)
* Kyle's Surprise Announcement (aka The End of a Sitcom)
Song: Josh Joplin / A Hard Year
Bob & Veronica:
* The Final Battle Round #1 (aka The Maeve Flashback)
* The Fair Factor
* Round #2 (aka Becoming an Asshole)
* Full vs. Gradual Disclosure
* Definitions of a Toxic Relationship
* The Hardest Lesson Learned
Song: Dewey Kincade & The Navigators / Referee
* A Reason to Drink?
* The Kyle Ramos Break-Up Diet
* The Brutal Aftermath (aka "I'll Show Her!")
* Consoling the Inconsolable (aka The Second Coming of Kutcher)
* Alyssa's Apathy
* The Giant Crab Analogy
Song: John Mellencamp / Mean
* Coke On Pizza?
* Weekend Getaway (aka Mexico vs. Minneapolis)
* Anticipated Reunion with Jamelle (aka Fuckin' SWEET Tattoos)
* Anne's Lack of Enthusiasm
* What About Bob?: An Epiphany
Reevaluating Our Standards & Practices in 2009:
* Proposition #1: Give It Time
* Proposition #2: Let Them Discover You
* Point/Counterpoint: Earning/Choosing Trust
* Patience, Not Pressure
* Proposition #3: Curb Your Intensity
* One Man's Self-Respect Is Another Man's Cost-Benefit Analysis
* Remember: It's the Journey, Not the Destination
Song: Biffy Clyro / Mountains
* The Dubilina Heartbreak Conspiracy
* Saving Graces to End '08
* That Constant Craving for Closure
* "What More Can I Do?" (aka Pop Culture Panacea)
* BFN: A Recorded History of Failures & Mistakes
* Continual Evolution
* Sign-Off: The More It Hurts the More It Works, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Watershed / Over Too Soon
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The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
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The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
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Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
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1 hr 59 min
December 10, 2008 2008-12-10: The Chronicles Of Ramos
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 18
December 10, 2008
The Chronicles Of Ramos
Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos
EPISODE GUIDE:
* Special BFN Opener: Suspension of Duties
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
* Introductions Under Protest
* A Round of Applause for the In-Studio Audience
* Dead (& Fat) By 30 (aka Pizzajackers!)
* Guns 'N Marriage
* Inheriting the Old Family Business (aka Kyle Full of Grace)
* For Love of Cheesecake
* Jenn's Cookin' in Kyle's Kitchen
Song: Ryan Adams & The Cardinals / Magick
Reviewing Reaction:
* Rom-Com vs. Sitcom (aka Two Seasons of Faux-British Sitclips)
* The Dedication In Question (aka Meta-Beheader)
* How Drama Inspires a Better Performance (aka Hate Sex as the Norm)
* First Official Critique! (aka "Agreeble But Flavorless")
* Writing Solely for Good Reviews
* Unexpected Responses
Song: Love Is All / New Beginnings
* Creative Input Oreo Analogy
* "Chicago Is Dead!" (aka Exodus from Heartbreak)
* Possible Future Destinations
* Requirements for a New City (aka Encounters with ACM)
* Jubilation By Ejaculation!
* Auctioning Off the Co-Host Chair
* Kyle's Pure Awesome(!) Music Project
Song: Capgras Collapse / Some Fires (Don't Go Out)
* BFN Exclusive Free Download: Esoteric Allusions (Coming Soon!)
* Pills & Booze: A Fine Balance
* Kyle's Epic Self-Medicated Saturday Night Rumble
* An Appeal Not to Give Up the Addiction
Song: The Wrens / Rest Your Head
* Late-Night Father-Son Bonding
The Soundtrack of Our Childhoods:
* Our First Favorite Artists
* Rockstar Crushes (aka "She's Healthy")
* Kyle's First Landmark Live Show
* Sounds Shapes the Style
* Befriending a Beloved Punk Hero
* Remembering Your 9th Grade Music Collection
* Sign-Off: Find Some Old Friends, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Armchair Martian / Barely Passing
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The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
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The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
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Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
http://www.secondhandneon.com
1 hr 35 min
December 04, 2008 2008-12-03: The Long Con
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 18
December 3, 2008
The Long Con
Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos
EPISODE GUIDE:
* Special BFN Opener: Location, Location, Location
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
* "How Do You Steal Away an American Girl from a Handsome Aussie?"
* Lisa's Allergic to All Things Cute (aka High Demand for Inbred Hypoallergenic Kittens)
* Cat Batter on a Hot Tin Roof: A Play
* Tony-Sweeping Introductions
* Be Wary of that Convict Smile (aka "The Aussie Paint Job" Con)
* Rosie & The Smooth Australian Triple Hustle
* The Legend of "Long Con" Dubilina
* Blackballed from All Things Australian
Song: Tina Turner / Another Hero
* Big Investments on Love
* A Man of Token Friends
* The Master Takes an Apprentice (aka St. Elmo's Gunfire)
* Bob's "Not Gay Enough!" Aussie Couple (aka A History of Uptight Homosexual Roommates)
* The Greatest Singer-Swindlers of All Time
* The Anti-Platonic Cuddle Buddy (aka No Rest Next to a Cute Girl)
* The Penis Has a Mind of Its Own
* Wanna Cuddle? Get A Gay Boyfriend!
* More Problems with Kyle's Penis
Song: Bird-Sek / Om Pra Ma Pood
http://www.bfninyourears.net/music/BirdSek-OmPraMahPood.mp3
* The Greatest Con of All (aka The "Highest Moral Standard" Scheme)
* The Trouble with Immortality (aka Vampires' Lament)
Song: The Flaming Lips / Fight Test
Turkey Day Tomfoolery:
* Cramped Space Sex Funk
* Moving on the Hot Couple
* How to Keep Your Girl in Check (aka "Tell Him You Were Putting Up Shelves!")
* Preemptive Make-Out Session with Dr. Jess (aka A Wariness of Virgins)
* Lazy Day Conquests (aka "Just Be A Person!")
* Eagle vs. Mallard
Song: Ben Weaver / Pretty Girl
The Faulty Wingman:
* Sweet Caroline & Buffalo Bob
* The Jim Jones of Logan Square
* "Hey, Who Is This Fuck?!" – The Official Podcast of Kyle Ramos
* Pearls of Wisdom for Future Travels (aka Rogue French Girls)
* Lisa Botches the Alibi (aka Lying Skeeze vs. Desperate Rebound Guy)
* The First Rule for Coveting Another Man's Woman
* Mad Props for Wingman Ramos
* The "New Truth" Hand Signal
* The Perfect Defense for an Unforeseen Hitch
Song: Harold Crisman / Give It Everything
* Bob Dubilina, Karaoke Superstar
* Kyle Ramos, Self-Loathing Top Shit
* The Five Steps of Addiction
* Blame the Thais for the Tsunami!
* The Chinese Girl & Her All-American Boyfriend (aka The Farmhand Philosopher)
* A Torrent of Charm Fully Unleashed
* Sign-Off: Going for the Long Con, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Sense Field / What Never Dies
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The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
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The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
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Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
http://www.secondhandneon.com
2 hr 5 min
November 30, 2008 2008-11-30: The Wrecking Ball
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 18
November 30, 2008
The Wrecking Ball
Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos
Special Guest:
Maya Dynamite!
EPISODE GUIDE:
* Special BFN Opener: Giving Thanks '08
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
* The Soundtrack of Our Lives (aka David Lee Nostradamus)
* Neo-Pop-Punk Introductions
Song: The Blessing / Sixteen
* No Multitasking for Richard Marx!
Anna Malakov:
* Dynamite! Dating Services (aka A New Source of Social Poaching)
* Jiminy Cricket & Justin Timberlake
* Banned from Facebook (& Other Social Sites!)
* Possible Roommate Railroading
* Master Berkley's Master Plan (aka The Girl to End All Friendships)
* In Defense of Guns N' Roses
Song: Buckcherry / Tired Of You
* Why Bob Doesn't Drink (aka Better Ways to Get Wasted)
* The Cute Girl with Big Eyes
* Bob Dubilina, Traveling Man
* A Place to Keep 'Em Entertained
* Bob's First East Coast JAP! (aka Mico the Cocktail Vampiress)
* Green with Game
* The Wrecking Ball (aka Sim City Rampage!)
* All-Female Demolition Crew
* Dubilina's Ideal Dating Scenario (aka Going for the "M")
Song: Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse / Connecticut's For Fucking
* The Greatness of the Letter M
"The Date of Your Conception" Icebreaker:
* Mantrap!: A Stepmother's Version of Events
* Kyle's Preconception
* Darwinian Dynamite!
* The DP Twin Theory (aka Why There Are No Mexican Twins)
* Speedy & Efficient Farmhand Production (aka The Third Dynamite)
Song: Millencolin / Route One
* The V-Day Babies (aka Milestone Dates of Conception)
* Kyle Throws Out His Back (aka The Pill-Poppin' Party Animal)
* An Addiction Challenged (aka "I Can Quit Anytime!")
Song: Kings Of Leon / Notion
* Date-Dodging to Keep the Mystery Alive (aka Avoiding Anna)
* The Pick-Up Puppy (aka Sluts for Pups)
* Bob Dubilina's Bold & Blunt Flirting Technique: A Reenactment
* Kyle Forgoes Condoms
* The Ultimate Puppy Pick-Up Line
* Going for Girls with Big Dogs
* The Dictator Fetish
* Addressing the Moustache
* Kyle Works a Mean Game – LITERALLY!
* Beware the Walking Question Marks
Song: The Insecurities / Bite My Tongue
* One Plate for Thanksgiving
* Obnoxious Wine Purchases for Natalie (aka Italian for Assholes)
* A Lack of Imagination in the Bedroom
* The Goodie Goodie Dating Method
* Bypassing a Difficult Situation
* Why Bob First Rejected Maya
* Kyle's Fear of Intimacy
* The Recent Facebook Attack
* The Fine Line Between Accountability & Paranoia
* Big Heart, No Feelings
* Roundabout Apologies (In Lieu of Arson)
* Sign-Off: Oh Look, Here's A Kitten . . . It's BFN Networks!
Song: Catfish Haven / You Can Have Me
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Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
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The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
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Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
http://www.secondhandneon.com
2 hr 18 min
November 19, 2008 2008-11-19: Deviants & Malcontents
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 18
November 19, 2008
Deviants & Malcontents
Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos
EPISODE GUIDE:
* Special BFN Opener: Claw Mark Graffiti
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
* Further Belated Introductions
* How Kyle Became a Playwright (aka Pornography Production Program)
* Looking Forward to Reaction! (aka "It's Very Meta.")
* Seeking Donations for Our Creative Projects (aka Promotional Penis/Viral Marketing)
Song: Shock Stars / Love/Hate (So Chicago)
* Happy Birthday, Lana!
* Mars Gives Out Free Facials (aka Fear of a Healthy Glow)
* Kyle's Cock Stigmata (aka Awaiting the U.N. War Crimes Tribunal)
* Muff Luffa
* Walking Away from a Roll in the Hay
* Naked Rejection (aka "Leave 'Em Wanting More!")
* The Steadfast Resolve of a Champion (aka Winning the Relationship)
Song: Valley Lodge / My Baby (Mix 2 No Outro)
* Birthday Kisses for Lana, Toner T-Bar for Oshinn
* Recent Encounters with Monster Bush
* The Clit Combover (aka Jurassic Cunt)
* Swamp Thing Diplomacy
Song: Dewey Kincade & The Navigators / Class Warfare
* The Coup Begins in the Berkley Manor!
* "I Love You, Don't Live with Me!" (aka Wooden Panties & Windmill Designs)
* Ditched by the Dutch
* The Ultimate Seduction Technique
* Staying Hard in Your Sleep (aka A True Sign of Love)
* Proper Used Condom Removal (aka Crime Scene Cum Spatter)
* Gambling with Your Genitalia (aka Another Phrase Banned from BFN)
Song: Ludo / Go-Getter Greg
* Debunking the Han Solo/Goblin King Obsession
* Grevious Pop Culture Mix-Ups (aka One Flew Over Chinatown)
* Further Issues with the Dutchies
* Frisky Ms. Dynamite
* The Most Adorable Couchsurfer Yet!
* The Litmus Test for the Perfect Girl (aka Song Lyrics & Celluloid Life Stories)
* The Gamekillers (aka Direct Dubilina & Kyle Chaos)
* Saving Sweet Ewelka
Song: Among The Oak & Ash / Angel Gabriel
http://www.bfninyourears.net/music/Among_The_Oak_Ash-Angel_Gabriel.mp3
* Special Shout-Out for Among The Oak & Ash (Featuring Josh Joplin & Garrison Starr!)
* Done with the Internet!
* Lana's Birthday Hangover
* "Hey Bowser!" (aka Anonymous Online Hostility)
* Sign-Off: BFN Networks – FORGET IT!
Song: AC/DC / War Machine
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Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
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The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
http://www.thesoundofyouandme.com
Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
http://www.secondhandneon.com
2 hr 6 min
November 05, 2008 2008-11-05: WYSIWYG
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 18
November 5, 2008
WYSIWYG
Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos
EPISODE GUIDE:
* Special BFN Opener: Country First!
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Post-Election Commentary 2008:
* Full Disclosure on the BFN Vote
* The Pedophilic/Parental Constituents (aka "We're Bigger Than Black People!")
* Dubilina|Ramos 2020!
* The PAM! PAM! Ticket
* Executive Introductions
* The Bitter Discussion at Hand
Song: Conor Oberst / Lenders In The Temple
* Still Campaigning for Obama(?)
* The Democrat Candidate Handout Mailing List
* Locking Horns with Madleen (aka French Au Pair vs. CIFF)
* Attitude & Assumption
* Constantly Jumping to Conclusions
* A Risky Proposition (aka Jamaican Me Crazy!)
* Bucktown Booty Call Fake-Out
* Throwing Down in the Age Cage (aka Experience Trumps All)
* Going Rogue for New Love (aka A Justified Absence of Friendship)
Song: Pat McCurdy / Love, Hate
* Presumed Perverse (aka A Blanket Excuse to Be Crass)
* Boyfriend Bait and Switch
* A Misguided Perception of Bob's (Obviously Deviant) Lifestyle
* No Apologies for Self-Preservation
* A Negative Campaign Wins No Love
Song: R.E.M. (feat. Q-Tip) / The Outsiders
* The Well-Digger Syndrome (aka Wealth Redistribution)
* The Bullshit Stops Here (aka "Say What You Mean, Mean What You Say!")
* The Hazards of Intimate Relations (aka Monogamy Cock!)
* What You See Is What You Get!
* Messy Analogies of the Heart (aka Last Chance on Love)
* A Dire Prediction
Song: Powderfinger / Wishing On The Same Moon
* Kyle Ramos Presents: Cat Records!
Song: Barenaked Ladies / For You
* Jiminy Who?
* Hall & Oates vs. Freddie Mercury
* The Next Disney Character In Line?
* A Long Overdue Apology
* Sleeping Palin
* Sign-Off: BFN Networks – WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET!
Song: William Topley / The Ring
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Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
http://www.nobleefforts.net
The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
http://www.thesoundofyouandme.com
Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
http://www.secondhandneon.com
1 hr 53 min
October 23, 2008 2008-10-23: Filthy Creatures
BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 18
October 23, 2008
Filthy Creatures
Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos
Special Guest:
Maya Dynamite!
EPISODE GUIDE:
* Special BFN Opener: The Poppycock Diet
Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live)
* Bossy Introductions
* Maya's New Surname
* Our Special In-Studio Audience (aka Hold On Tightly for a Longer Experience)
* Pandering for a Positive Reference
Song: Guster / Careful
The Big Scare:
* No Need to Tell You Everything (aka BitchFest N________ Networks)
* A Girl Named Rafaela (aka Kyle's Vague Tranny Experience)
* The Ominous Phone Call (aka Bad News Multiple Choice)
* The Appropriate First Reaction
* How to Keep a Girl Forever (aka "You'll Never Leave Me!")
* High Risk Sexual Partner (aka Meeting the Quota)
* The Broken Condom Rule (aka HORRIBLE Advice from Kyle Ramous)
Song: EELS / Rock Hard Times
The Big Scare (cont.):
* The Realities of STDs (aka Avoid the Mucous Membranes!)
* Learning All the Symptoms (aka "What Do I Have?")
* Fast-Track Testing
* Negative and Borderline Vindictive
* Keep Your Eyes Forward! (aka "Got No Time for STDs!")
* The Darkest Irony
* BOB DUBILINA'S NEW RULE
* The Only Way to Have Safe Sex
* "You Are All Filthy Vessels!"
* The Berkley Manor Sex Colony (No Hippies Allowed!)
Song: Pete Yorn / Long Way Down
* Positive-Negative?!
* BFN Tip #67: Get Tested Every Week!
Kyle's Stressful Summer:
* SIF Sarah (aka The Mistake Mark)
* Subtle Pressure from Kyle's Grandfather (aka The Sinatra/Martin/Ramos Effect)
* Matched with the Ex on OKCupid
* Bucktown Apartment Fire (aka Questionable Insulation with Unsettling Headlines)
* Act 2 Goes Missing
* The New Car Gets Towed
Song: The Damnwells / What You Get
* Meeting The Damnwells
* Bob's Ideal Woman (aka Starting with a Blank Slate)
* Kyle's Crazy New Conquest (aka First Kiss with a Firm Grip)
* The Most Dangerous Tease
* "Step It Up!"
Song: People In Planes / Mayday (M'aidez)
* The Girl with Magic Pants
* Parker Gets It On in the St. Louis Arch (aka National Monument Bump 'n Grind)
* Our Next Locations on the List
* Super Maya Dynamite! Break-Up – Level 2 (No Cheat Codes!)
* Tell It to Facebook!
* Rejecting All New Suitors
* Kyle & Maya Schedule a Platonic Date
* Him Or Me?: A No-Win Situation
* Sign-Off: Keep It Clean, It's BFN Networks!
Song: Porcupine Tree / Shesmovedon
Brought to you by BFN Networks
http://www.bfninyourears.net
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Check out the rest of our podcasts!
Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
http://www.nobleefforts.net
The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
http://www.thesoundofyouandme.com
Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
http://www.secondhandneon.com
2 hr 10 min

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