Nobody Asked for This Podcast

Dave and Brandon continue their adventures during Ben's visit with this week's episode of 99% Sure. The trio discuss everything from VR to healthcare all while trying to avoid the internet at all costs. Ben hates Marvel movies, abuses services designed for the handicapped, and doesn't know his girlfriend's phone number. Brandon continues to complain about headphones and do nothing about it, still doesn't have any answers, and thinks the worst thing in the world might be a dry sandwich. Dave has his finger on the pulse of the hipster market, rolls out his comprehensive healthcase plan, and is still trying to make these questions a thing. It's possible Donald Trump can't read. #someoneelsesshoes #abudhabi #hitfarm #jesusdiditfirst #trump2020 #yourluckydave2024 #nomayo #fersure #discipline #mindfulness #doubleslit #funny #happy #love

 

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Dave and Brandon are joined this week by long time friend, Ben "El Pato Blanco". The trio dive into the excellence that is The Blues Brothers (1980) and also watch Blues Brothers 2000 (1998). Ben was physically injured by this remake, supports more consistent car crashes, and disapproves of blue legend porn. Brandon doesn't believe in Alex Jones, can't handle all these movies he has to watch (the humanity!), and he gets it; Breaking Bad is good. Dave watches a whole different movie, supports infant age drinking, and takes out TCP. Mayo is turning frogs gay. #happy #love #blues #trump #funny

 

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Dave and Brandon wish you a safe and happy Memorial Day with their review of Red Dawn (1984) and Red Dawn (2012). Thanks to all those who sacrifice so that we may BBQ in peace. Brandon says screw poor people, practically gets into a car accident, and dares to hassle the Hoff. Dave thinks all asians look alike, doesn't play Seattle, and is pro Second Amendment (have you heard?). We all miss Emilio Estevez. #tigerblood #biwinning #trump #tigerenergy #whereisemilio #canuk #donthasslethehoff #wolverines #yourluckydave2024 #happy #love #funny

 

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Dave and Brandon are joined by Ian for their review of Jumanji (1995) and Jumanji (2017)...kind of. Brandon fell in mortal combat, but Ian shows up and he watched the movies (sort of)! Ian also doesn't get symbolism, enjoys standup at funerals, and is probably going to vote for The Rock in the next election. Dave isn't down with DMX night, has to try to keep this train on the track (for a change), and he hasn't even been keeping up with the Kardashians. We have way too much fun with the sound board. People need to be shunned. #woke #dragonenergy #kanyeisntreal #likekanye

 

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Dave and Brandon grab a hold of their spicy meatballs and hang on for dear life with this weeks review of The Italian Job (1969) and The Italian Job (2003). Brandon smells like onions, is really sorry about his comments concerning dykes, and tries to clock out at 51 minutes in (spoiler, Dave isn't having it). Dave gets all self-helpy, stands up for comics and The Bill of Rights (both important), and confuses Ukrainians and Armenians (he doesn't see color). No fish, no fungus, no virgins. #heist

 

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Dave and Brandon return with the conclusion of their latest two-parter, King Kong! This week our heros review Peter Jackson's King Kong (2005) and Kong: Skull Island (2017). Brandon forgets work was so much work, gets freaked out by the bible (is he a vampire?), and chokes on his own white privilege. Dave takes us to book club, teaches us about planking, and thinks Stalin didn't get enough credit. Not to be taken as professional or legal advice. #woke #dragonenergy 

 

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Dave and Brandon swing into action once again with the first half of this epic two parter! The duo undertake the first two iterations of this classic tale starting with their review of King Kong (1933) and King Kong (1976). Brandon thinks the 30s might have been racist, becomes visably uncomfortable at the the idea of "Kong Porn", and does a super offensive Italian accent. Dave gets weird in the shower, gives us a lesson in economics, and is decidedly NOT on the level. Apes aren't monkeys, they're homos. 

 

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Dave and Brandon bring back Ian for the newest instalment of 99% Sure.  The trio do their best to have a conversation without checking their phones or getting distracted by the NHL Playoffs.  Ian still isn't sure what we're doing here, can't remember what we talked about last time (Star Wars and his dead grandma), and is an excellent poet despite not being able to read.  Brandon (despite being exhausted) schools us on auxiliary verbs, gets into lacrosse and other sports, and could possible be Muslim (the jury is out).  Dave asks some questions (that make everyone uncomfortable), isn't bad at anything (except pronouncing "proliferation"), and takes an ugly turn (or two).  Hitler had some good qualities.  #imhappy

 

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Dave and Brandon go back to school (no, not the Rodney Dangerfield one) when they review The Nutty Professor (1963) and The Nutty Professor (1996). Brandon is "ok" with blackface, thinks all barbers look alike, and desperately needs to check his privelege. Dave gets triggered, does questionable (and probably offensive) accents, and lets us know why things are racist. Dean Martin was a prick, but at least he had thumbs.

 

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Dave and Brandon return from Krypton with Part 2 of their epic Superman review. Brandon throws out the script, might be in love with Parker Posey, and definitely knows his Krull trivia (which, frankly, makes him better than you). Dave thinks an ocean of skulls is a deal breaker, has zero respect for Bruce Wayne, and gets way too comfortable (which makes Brandon extremely uncomfortable). We imagine the audience naked. 

 

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