Nobody Asked for This Podcast

Dave, Brandon, and Jay beam up for a fresh episode reviewing the first half of Star Trek: Discovery - Season 2. Brandon is an easy mark, is setting up a live episode (good luck), and isn't even good at video games (despite all the practice he gets). Jay is upset with Cleveland, knows a submarine guy, and wouldn't recognize a character arc if it bit him. Dave is a logic extremist, is unfamiliar with tee-ball, and is NOT a prison engineer. We're on the road to WrestleMania. 

 

#startrek #alexjones #scottpilgrim #leanintoit #goldeneye #boburnam #lost #wwe #wrestlemania #discovery #jre #startrekdiscovery 

 

Go time 00:20:00.

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Dave, Brandon, and Jay are forced to sound like fools all by themselves when Ian can't make it for this episode of 99% Sure. Brandon gets accosted at Walmart (and it was traumatic), isn't the Lord's type, and might get hired as our PA. Jay is living the game, almost gets murdered at QuickChek, and was previously down with the Lord. Dave has a tone, comes at you with car inspection tips, and follows God (on Twitter). Roll the tape back.

 

#teamwork #stanford #centenary #the cloud #lastmanonearth #georgecarlin #downwiththelord #catholickfabe #paulapoundstone #disney #ford #taxesaretheft #socialcontract

 

It's all good, except for the parts that aren't.

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Dave, Brandon, and Jay team up with old friend Nick and spare no expense with their review of Jurassic Park (1993) and Jurassic World (2015). Nick doubts the flatness of the Earth, had to bring his own mic, and prepped so hard he read the book. Brandon goes Libertarian, thinks he works better under pressure, and uses the word "schmaltzy". Jay is back (and he's concerned about Mexican jumping beans), wants to go to space, and has an exceptional memory for things that happened in second grade. Dave thinks Mars is 1000 years away, has some logistical concerns, and invents a new financial instrument. We do exactly what Trump wants and discuss North Korea instead of Michael Cohen. 

 

#dontplaygod #bioshock #flatearth #hollowearth #jurassicpark #jurassicworld #quantumleap #WWE #tripleh #wrestlemania #drinkwater #vaccinate

 

Heats up at 00:36:10.

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Dave and Brandon web-sling into action with their friendly neighborhood review of Spider-Man (2002), The Amazing Spider-Man (2012), and Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017). Brandon sets up the studio, tries to take a smoke break, and is in Star Wars denial. Dave announced his run for President, is pissed at the 80s, and has a thing for ladders. Jay takes his mom to the airport. With great franchises comes great responsibility.

 

#jussiesmollett #taxesaretheft #feelthebern2020 #brokenlizard #charliesheen #tigerblood #macygray #brucecampbell #childishgambino

 

Kick off is at 00:32:04.

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Dave, Brandon, and Jay have a fantastic time doing a fantastic review of Fantastic Four (2005) and Fantastic Four (2015)...fantastic. Brandon is an awesome guy, finally sees Infinite War, and learns how maiden names work. Jay calls us nerds (ouch), didn't see Solo (but maintains he's a Star Wars fan), and blows the moon rock conspiracy wide open. Dave has faith in Hollywood, establishes his bona fides, and doesn't have great taste in men (apparently).

 

#moonrocks #nasa #planetx #briancox #fantasticfour #marvel #drdoom #latveria #21stcenturyfox

 

10 minutes in and we're all over it.

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Dave, Brandon, and Jay shall from time to time give to the listeners Information of the State of the Podcast, and other stuff. Brandon tags Jay on Facebook, watches sports, and liked Trump more than he thought. Jay saran wraps a car, stands up to bullies, and passes on Secretary of Education. Dave doesn't know the M word, fakes a party, and starts a war. The State of the Podcast is strong.

 

#arresteddevelopment #howsittaste #biggiewhales #twitch #thebiggame #kayfabe #stateoftheunion #maroon% #halftimeheat #hulkhogan #commonground #scythe 

 

It's all pretty much nonsene.

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Dave, Brandon, and Jay get angry; and you wouldn't like them when they're angry, because then they review Hulk (2003) and The Incredible Hulk (2008). Brandon is done with DC (and a bunch of other stuff), had his dad turn to smoke, and still hasn't seen Infinite War. Jay is an expert on nuclear physics, curses Tom Brady, and used to play WoW (he was a raid leader and at the top of the DPS charts). Dave might have face blindness, knows too much about Marvel, and is anti-Hitler (to everyone's surprise). Rest in peace, Stan Lee.

 

#thebiggame #wwe #johncena #thehulk #modernfamily #anonymous #4chan #marvel #infinitewar #lietome #captainmarvel #wow #excelsior

 

15 minutes of BS, then movie stuff.

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Dave, Brandon, and Jay hunt for replicants in their review of Blade Runner (1982) and Blade Runner 2049 (2017). Brandon admits he shouldn't have friends, has questionable taste, and believes some kind of Turkish conspiracy theory. Jay tells us the story of the WWE, demonstrates his wokeness, and confuses the DL44 with the E11 (because he's not a true Star Wars fan). Dave says something Brandon would say (which is good?), might have to move to Mexico, and misses out on snake sex (thankfully). Brandon read the book. 

 

Down Is Not Up (Beat Saber): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR1_nsbYzL8

Beat Saber (Expert): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D2l7dZ_yg4

Beat Saber (3rd Person): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLrFUpCa4zw

Super Hot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuGz6IKldZI

 

#royalrumble #WWE #streetfighter #beatsaber #superhot #upisnotjump #adultswim #oculusrift #starwarstheory #mrplinkett #communitycannon #animalfacts #venezuela #turkey #shotgunning #latestagecapitalism #bladerunner #harrisonford #roguesquadron 

 

Movie stuff starts at 00:35:55.

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Dave and Jay have perhaps the best episode ever recorded, Brandon "takes his mom to the airport". Jay didn't vote for Barack Obama, moves up to Division Head, and uses a three syllable word (but he still swears too much). Dave is not a doctor, isn't saying he'd hit a kid, and never goes barrel first. Ian had to get fitted for a tux. (Episode 69, lols.)

#orville #nokids #cbs #sidehustleschool #directoroffun #captainmarvel #avengers #GoT #edwardsnowden #1a #2a #lifematters #sheeple #roundearth #vaccinate #scientology #brexit #mobamba #nasa #spacex #capitalism #libertarianesque #homeofthebrave #thankyou #brightburn #newmutants 

 

Pretty much the entire second half is politics.

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Dave, Brandon, and Jay shoot the sh*t (and everything else in sight) when they review Assault on Precinct 13 (1976 and 2005). Brandon is a little too familiar with drug trafficking, came up with the gaming spindle, and is looking to play some Fortnite (so hit him up). Jay is haunted by the memory of a CT scan, ends the government shutdown, and didn't see it (but he hates it). Dave explains burning, collapses a vein, and needs to brush up on gang culture. No one likes Ethan Hawke. #compositeactor #nazirobots #wolfenstein #BLOPS #staywoke #punchout #itworkedinblazingsaddles #jarule #cardib #governmentshutdown #brandoneggerto #potatoes #weowntheairwaves 

 

Who voted for a barrier in 2006: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijLJSTGA3hs

Obama tough on border security in 2013: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtJ4x1ycsPk

Obama tells us illegal immigration is hurting the economy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVuuzTJBE5Y

Pelosi tough on border reform (unknown date): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZHddAyzLKk

Schumer tough on border reform (2009): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvvt1ygNpoc

 

From then-Senator Obama's 2006 autobiography, “The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream.”:

“[T]here’s no denying that many blacks share the same anxieties as many whites about the wave of illegal immigration flooding our Southern border—a sense that what’s happening now is fundamentally different from what has gone on before...Not all these fears are irrational...The number of immigrants added to the labor force every year is of a magnitude not seen in this country for over a century...If this huge influx of mostly low-skill workers provides some benefits to the economy as a whole—especially by keeping our workforce young, in contrast to an increasingly geriatric Europe and Japan—it also threatens to depress further the wages of blue-collar Americans and put strains on an already overburdened safety net.”

 

The meat's at 00:27:12. (We don't do Blade Runner next week.)

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