Nobody Asked for This Podcast

Dave, Brandon, and Jay go where no man has gone before (except for the last time) with their review of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) and Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013). Brandon quits the show (repeatedly), isn't as honest as we thought, and has been undercover this whole time. Jay pretends he's on Star Trek, wants to get risky, and coins a much better name for this remake. Dave is pro dong, gets a round of applause, and has a secret identity (also named Dave). William Shatner started furies. #startrek #intodarkness #mobydick #scruffmcgruff #mysterybox #cbs

 

Kicks off early at 00:09:57.

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Dave, Brandon, and Jay ring in the new year with an optimistic outlook on 2019. Brandon actually likes key lime pie, has some things to say about interracial marriage, and accidentally starts a pyramid scheme. Jay calls for dignity and respect, is lukewarm on peace, and won't be playing on the Giants due solely to his height. Dave might be here illegally, still uses Hotmail, and always suspected Obama was a Mexican. 2019 is going to be a party. #nosolo #poundtags #sellout #fakenews #trumpshutdown #artofthedeal #mathjokes #syria #peaceinthemiddleeast #captainron #upwardspiral #make2019better

 

 It's all hot garbage.

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Dave, Brandon, and Jay get whipped into a fury by their review of Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) and Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull (2008). Brandon is going out doors in 2019, gets triggered by border security, and says "mo close". Jay teaches us about fencing, shares the good things about Nazis, and will become a beacon of wokeness in 2019. Dave mansplains suffrage, is pro peace (what a tool), and might just be the best friend you didn't know you had. Don't be a douche in 2019. #resolutions #2019 #getwoke2019 #scoutsbsa wingcommander #kathleenKennedy #post #trumpforpeace #nazimonkey #indianajones

 

Fencing Explained: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7zxpDW8nb0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr9q645buro

 

 No BS in this one. Tight AF.

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Dave and Brandon are joined by Jay for a not so special Christmas episode and a review of Scrooged (1988). Brandon took Germans to WrestleMania, isn't allowed in Taco Bell, and wishes we watched Home Alone. Jay thinks reading is for fools, still hates Christmas, and sleeps in a bed of his own tears. Dave comes dresses as Steve Jobs, could have brain parasites, and gets Christmas-y (bitch). We take a visit to Suplex City. #wrestlemania #suplexcity #brocklesnar #gameofthrones #jennynicholson #halflife3 #noahcaldwell #scrooged #muppets #supermariobros #arresteddevelopment #nopreorders 

 

Don't skip to anywhere, this whole episode is BS.

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Dave and Brandon team up with Jay to get powered up for this week's review of Power Rangers (1995 & 2017). Brandon can't ride a bike, has dated more than two women, and isn't becoming a doctor. Jay is sick of happy people, doesn't teach kids sex, and loves his mom. Dave (local man) is sick of your posts, defends the people of the Orient, and kept his eyes closed. Our parents were right. #dragnet #carmensandiego #radicalrock #legendsofthehiddentemple #olmec #slimegeneration #oriental #labrynthitis #powerrangers #angryzordon #khanacademy #sexeducation 

 

 Tune to 00:33:13 to skip the BS.

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Dave, Brandon, and Jay challenge the gods with their review of Clash of the Titans (1981 & 2010). Brandon curses too much, gets his blood pressure up, and enjoys a 3D money shot. Jay never calls his mom, has zero charisma (in game), and tries desperately to keep his job. Dave is back in the game (briefly), won't vote for Trump (unless?), and totally forgot to air this episode three weeks ago. Bacon over carrots. #fallout76 #bethesda #passiveagressiveemails #FBI #globalist #AARP #china #mythology #kevinsorbo #olympianprivilege #leanin #selfaware #paulrudd #missionary #papazeus

 

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Dave and Brandon are back with J after a long hiatus (where they still got an episode out EVERY WEEK) for another episode of 99% Sure where the audio is all just slightly off (sorry). Brandon is a robot poser, loves Cake Boss, and isn't gay due to Scientology. Jay would rather have Mexicans, man-plains about pregnancy, and does his own laundry (but not his taxes). Dave has the heart of a child, starts a Dwayne Johnson birther movement, and invites you to join his cult (only $59.99 to get started). Vegetables shouldn't be cake (but fabric is OK). #taxreform #scientology #obama2020 #unconfrontable #allegory #rockblack2020 #godforbid #easymode #mansplaining

 

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Dave and Brandon are joined by an old pal in this old episode from September 2017. This episode finds our heroes teamed up with Ian once again for a pre-NAFTcast throwback from our original studio. Ian gives us the scoop on hockey, soccer, and Destiny 2; tells us what it’s like to be a Gemini, and teaches us about sharing. Brandon show up 12 hours early, gets a little squeamish, and gets mistaken for a shaman. Dave thinks he knows shit, sleeps with his eyes open, and found those drone videos for you guys (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TjIp_TCC9Q and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zDDsX5xYcA).

 

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Dave and Brandon bring back Jay for a follow up episode with their review of Around The World In 80 Days (1956 an 2004). Jay wants to push people to be better (except in Star Wars), finds out gay marriage is legal everywhere (in the US), and has been mostly wrong for 33 years. Brandon believes we should enslave bakers, hears dog whistles everywhere, and was mostly right about left wing terrorism (it fell of dramatically between 1989 and Antifa). Dave puts it in, doesn't think "globalist" means the the Jews, and isn't a lawyer (he's an idiot). The Pittsburgh shooter DOES hate Donald Trump (https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2018/10/29/donald-trump-robert-bowers-racist-anti-semitic-synagogue-shooting-column/1800755002/) #democracy #republic #vote #globalist #nationalist #manifestdestiny #dontblamebernie #christianbakers #saudiarabia #suemesaudi #WWE #johncena #gaybusiness #jackiechan #arnoldschwarzenegger #wilsonbros

 

Skip 17:00 through 46:14 to avoid politics.

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Dave and Brandon are joined by their old friend, Jay (well he's new to you) for a lively episode of 99% Sure. Jay is afraid of everything, never made it into the WWE, and gives us an education on education (he doesn't have tenure). Brandon bullets his points, has a cringe moment, and gets the therapy he needs (like a wuss). Dave has a lot of editing to do, thinks dumb people exist, and is the only one brave enough to be proud of this podcast. Everyone makes $100k (you round up). #finterest #notenure #plagiarism #getheavy #freeguns #ladyguns #novaping #righteousviolence #teamplayer #chrishansen #onelesspedophile #strive #failureteaches #goodenough #starwars #startrek #georgelucas #noneedtotrain #danharmond #roseanne #donthatetheplayer #endsocialsecurity #EPA #startlocal #dunbarsnumber #beexcellenttoeachother 

 

Skip 57:00 through 1:27:45 to avoid the nerd talk.

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