NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

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  • OLD BOOT GOOFIN’! A Steel Toe Retrospective Show!

    Aaron Imholte is a professional broadcaster with a career as storied as his hair is long. Join Patrick and Moody from New Zealand for this special look back at some of the best times in Steel Toe Morning Show’s history. Watch as Aaron talks about the weather, fixes his hair, shows off his deodorant, talks about how he should be immune from typical law enforcement, and even berates the chat for not getting the show. Don’t take it personally, Aaron – we’re just old boot goofin’!

    4 hr 12 min
  • March 11, 2025: RUMBLER Gets A TUMBLER! Chad FEELS O-gain! You OK, Baby Bird?

    The perfect week continues! Aaron Imholte is a simple man who takes pleasure in the simple wins in life! Listen as a man tells you the story about a dryer and it’s newfangled capabilities! Patrick can’t get enough of the Bald Eagle cam and tries to watch for tips on how to get more viewers from one of nature’s most majestic birds! Chad Zumock pulls down another show because he cant take one guy making fun of him. We learn about the land of Titeria and find out a little bit about a thing called Karma. Thank you OJ!

    4 hr 16 min
  • March 10, 2025: The COPE Is REAL! Aaron Imholte CANNOT STOP SPINNING! Chad Zumock HAS NOTHING!

    Aaron Imholte DOUBLES DOWN on dumb! You won’t believe the spin this grown man is trying to peddle to his listeners, and the personal details of his life keep spilling over in to his sad little imitation radio program. For a man with a very busy life that doesn’t occur on the internet, a lot of his feelings and personal baggage certainly does spill over on to The Toe. Chad Zumock loves shouting out his fans, and showing which fans donate, and talking to fans in the chat, and mentioning fans while defending himself, and…did you hear that? Someone is at the door! Sorry for the abrupt ending!

    6 hr 3 min
  • March 5, 2025: Aaron Imholte & The GIMME GOALS! CHAD ZUMOCK Is BORED & DRUNK!

    Aaron Imholte has missed two goals on morning shows this week, but keeps repeating that it’s a perfect week. Do words not even have a meaning anymore? Listen while Aaron tells us that his new store is failing to send out merch after a month of sales, and why gay jokes are lazy and uninspired. Chad Zumock is desperate as his comedy calendar goes in to hibernation, and he takes to Twitter to scold Patrick about “not being good” and stuff. Watch as he calls for Josh Denny to come rescue him, as he’s done with everyone from Luis J. Gomez to Redbar in the past. Will anyone come rescue Chad from himself?

    4 hr 29 min
  • March 3, 2025: Aaron Imholte Is SELF-CONSCIOUS, Not SELF-AWARE! Donkeylips Is STILL Depressed!

    Aaron Imholte has spent the last three days trying to convince the internet and his loved ones that his tool isn’t bent like mountain road. Watch the spin and obsession over controlling the narrative of his rotting rod! And as a bonus, he goes on a rant about how his herpes is totally normal and cool! Michael Ray Bower aka Donkey Lips has some advice about medicating yourself and drinking, despite being a Youtuber who takes shots for money on his live streams. Nick Rekieta calls in with two new embarrassing stories about Aaron that you are not going to want to miss!

    5 hr 24 min
  • February 27, 2025: Is Kevin Brennan Okay? Aaron Imholte STEALS From A Fan? Mountain Home!

    Patrick is defying the odds and cranking out another show for the people! Huzzah! Let’s watch one of the best DUI stops of the century and see what happens when bad girls get caught! Aaron Imholte is called out for stealing from a fan, just like he stole over $2000 from a Veterans group years ago. Kevin Brennan and Misery Loves Company are getting weirder and weirder every day.

    3 hr 8 min
  • February 26, 2025: Aaron Imholte Teaches Us MAIL! Opie Is PEAK CRINGE! Kevin Brennan is MENTALLY ILL

    Patrick should be recovered from the affliction which the algorithm does not like, but he just keeps getting worse! Join him for a special evening show. This could be a short one. No promises. The aches and pains are quite real. Send your thoughts and prayers posthaste! Opie aka Greg Hughes is melting down with denial about Anthony Cumia and his new AM radio gig. The delusion is strong! Aaron Imholte makes us watch him pack a bunch of garbage and type a letter to people who hate him. Chad Zumock is back from sucking off Swardson and still doesn’t have anything to talk about. Perry Caravello gets in a fight with a friend and it’s getting serious!

    3 hr 31 min

About NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

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For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world,…

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