NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

It’s a new month, and before that groundhog steals the thunder from the dabble verse tomorrow, Patrick has some snacks to pass out to the group. Chad Zumock has been drinking all weekend after one of the best weekends of his life. Let’s watch a 50-year-old man gush about three shows as a feature act at a club in his home town as if he were on tour opening for Taylor Swift in stadiums. Nobody can take this feeling from Chad – nobody. We examine Chad in depth and try to understand how a man who professes to be living the life of a winner continues to be so joyless and unhappy everyday. What is the core of Chad’s disappointment? Why does he keep having these tantrums and drunken embarrassing reveals live for the world to see?

Patrick brings receipts so everything can watch Kevin Brennan transform in to a cope baby right before their very eyes. Watch how 72 hours makes one-time successful comedian Kevin Brennan turns from a braggadocios confident man in to a confused, angry man regretting painting himself in to a corner. We take a final look at “the bet” before putting Kevin’s dementia to bed as it pertains to this issue. Aaron Imholte proves that he has given up on his radio dream and settled in to begging to not get a real job. Watch as his wife tells us about how he keeps her up late eating spaghetti in bed and blasting music. The midnight carb curmudgeon is back, and this time it isn’t mac salad!

It’s the start of another week, and this one will see us through to the beginning of February and usher in a new era of excitement as Kevin Brennan’s Atlantic City meetup. Kevin Brennan screamed again about his numbers, proclaiming he will send them to anyone who asks, only to backtrack immediately and begin issuing challenges and excuses for his lack of follow-through. Steel Toe Morning Show is off to a whimper of a start this week, as both Johnny and April stand Aaron up, and the professional broadcaster resorts to sheepishly reading the chat room and faking his way through another morning of an excuse for entertainment. You decide whether or not the talent is genuine or if this pretend radio man is nearing the end of his make-believe career.

Happy Friday! We’ve got an extremely awkward moment from Minnesota’s favorite failed radio duo, Aaron and April Imholte. What’s going on with the couple? After opining about a renewed career in terrestrial radio and seeing their support dry up before their very eyes, what’s next for the distraught darlings of the radio dial as they hurl toward poverty? Micheal Ray Bower has figurered out how his legs work and wants you to come on a walk with him. Our old friend Crazy Joe is becoming slowly awakened to the new presence of the onions in is life again, and it’s not going to go well for the cranky old senior citizen.

Kevin Brennan is back baby! And this time he brought a little oriental girl! Peng Deng and Chad WRECK Kevin’s superhats – we have the embarrassing total! We finish this morning’s watch of yesterday’s anger and obsession, which of course has completely subsided today. Jason Bently PUNISHES Kevin for his continued disregard for the popular consensus of the people. Kevin hate’s polls, but polls help provide guidance and course correction in time of trouble. Will Kevin ever learn, or will he continue to act like a dinosaur, shaking his fist at the meteors raining down upon him.

It’s Thursday, and one day off has turned in to another hot story in the Dabbleverse! People are sharing a video of Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? doing a livestream and sharing a moment with his wife on camera. Karl has also gotten upset recently about attacks on his family by Stuttering John. Who is in the right? Is more going on here than meets the eye? Let’s get in to it. Plus, Patrick wants to catch up with some of our best creeps to find out how the new year is treating them. There’s gold in this here show, and you should go grab a pan and help us find some nuggets, cowpoke!

Patrick is fresh off the boat from Hawaii, and instead of going to bed like some kind of lazy bones, he’s coming in the studio to endure a program with you sour sacks. Patrick has been in a tropical paradise for over a week, and he may be very behind on the goings-on in the dabbleverse. Let’s catch up with some of the best moments, go over some of the hottest gossip, and watch some of the best lols of the week. Kate Meaney picks a fight and loses again. Chad finds out that Patrick can ruin his show from a sandy shore across the world. Kevin Brennan continues his march towards profitability and complete delusion by shedding guests that suckle at his superchat teet. Feel free to call in and catch Patrick up on your favorite story of the past week.

Happy Friday to you, wherever and whenever you may be. Yes, whenever. We don’t discriminate against time-travelers here. Michael Ray Bower is just about ready to launch his podcast, and it’s nothing like anything he’s described before. Is this really it? Heather Gillespie is still outside in Chicago fighting injustice and working hard to make sure she has a warm and dry place to squirt her baby out in a few weeks. Crazy Joe has become aware of the onions again, and he isn’t happy about all the attention. We do a quick peek in the P.O. Box to find a package from Flatcar Jessica and more.

Happy Thursday, you young and free rapscallions! Chen Zumock is hurdling towards failure in Atlantic City, and Geno Bisconte has the fat mudshark floundering around in his own blubber. The cope is real as we cross the one-month mark until the most embarrassing attempt at proving relevance since “Mudshark Loves Misery.” We break down how pathetic Zumock is and why he needs friends and shows on his calendar so desperately. Corey Adam is always good for a laugh, and his latest show is no different. We check in with the Haulrus to see if his eighty thousand fans showed up this week, or if it was another complete bust that he “doesn’t care about.”

Chad Zumock is a failed comedian and now he may be on the nose candy? You be the judge! We go over what is possibly the worst Dry Bar Comedy special ever. Watch as pathetic alleged felon comic Chad Zumock begs the audience to clap for his lazy jokes. Watch as he tells the meager crowd that this is his last chance to go viral. Notice the sticker with his own logo over the Kirkland logo on his jacket. It gets so very bad it becomes so very good. Enjoy!