NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Everyone’s favorite baby David Skarica aka Addicted to Profits couldn’t last a few hours before calling Patrick an idiot on another show he was on while discussing another show he wants to start. Crazy how involved and non involved this “fan” wants to be in this universe, eh? KC Armstrong might be losing it before our eyes. Will Geno Bisconte come on NLO? What’s this about Chad wanting to reconcile will Patrick now? Steel Toe seems to be a big fan of Nobody Likes Onions and doesn’t seem to be able to stop himself from allowing Patrick to shape his show.

Chad Zumock takes to the internet in another unhinged and possibly intoxicated rant. This time there's lots of panic yelling, fake toughness, and even a chair being thrown around! Chad pretends everything he has done so far has been a big prank on you, me and everyone else. Chad gets over on everybody else because they're so dumb. You guys are all idiots.

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It's been a great day in the Onionverse. Patrick's album debuted at number one on the iTunes charts, and people seem to be generally enjoying it. Misery Loves Company was amazing today, with both Bob Levy and Kevin Brennan joining the pile-on of Addicted to Profits main man David Skarica, who has been having complete meltdowns over Patrick, a gray steak, and his apparent control issues. Will everyone laughing collectively make David see the error of his ways? Will Lil Mir ever be a musical powerhouse? We explore some music and some documentaries to find out what makes these weird fans tick. Enjoy!

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It’s FRIDAY and Patrick’s new album WE HAVE FUN is available! Help get it to number ne in the iTunes Charts by buying a copy today! Patrick has been to court, hence the unannounced absence yesterday. Patrick will be spilling the beans on exactly who his courtroom nemesis is and what went down during this insane exchange. Chad Zumock has seemingly allowed the alcohol in his brain to take the driver’s seat all the way to his hell gig in the middle of Georgia. Patrick gives his stale take on the Wednesday incident. You won’t want to miss this historical episode of the Nobody Likes Onions program.

Happy hump day. friends! Chad Zumock is running like a bitch after rallying his fans to choose him or the haters on Monday. We are going to go over Chad’s insane lies and mumble-filled self-soothing and find out what’s really going on. Chad has new merch and wants to sell you a shirt! Chad blames Patrick for his studio not being complete as well as people fleeing his Patreon. As Patrick predicted, no one is coming to help Chad, and he knows it. Misery Loves Company has some superchatters that think they can control Kevin and send Patrick out to pasture as an MLC guest, and Patrick is here to tell you that nobody gives a fuck.

Patrick is fresh off another flawless performance over at Misery Loves Company with Kevin Brennan and Bob Levy. Patrick wins the battle of the superchats with his nemesis Addicted to Profits aka David Skarica. Steel Toe Morning Show’s Aaron Imholte is gleefully back in the piling on to Chad business. Chad Zumock disgusts some fans by trying to make Melton look beta, but what does that even mean? Plus – will daddy Redbar swoop in to save Chad? Not a fucking chance. Patrick tells you why on this episode.

Today has been a real one. Why not come and decompress with some good old-fashioned laugh and community. But don't crosstalk. We saw some of the aftermath of crosstalk today. Crosstalk is bad. So just focus on the show, alright. You'll all be fine. Just relax and let the weekend wash over you. Patrick goes over the most recent Ray Devito double-down on dumb. Carlos Danger tries to save him from himself once again. Patrick gets drunk and demands people prove they aren't poor. And we succumb to morbid curiosity and get balls deep in to the drama with phone calls from Ian, Dirty Danish, and some other wackos. This is the greatest show, and we have the greatest fans. Don't miss this exceptional evening.

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Happy Friday! Today is the 18th birthday of the first official Nobody Likes Onions show hitting podcast feeds. Cut to 2023 and you barely have to constantly explain what a podcast is to people anymore! Progress! Ray Devito bought a MacBook Pro from a place that most certainly ripped him off, and he tried to blame Patrick in a spectacular fail. Chad Zumock has painted himself in to a corner with no income, no friends, and no leg to stand on when it comes to arguing. Patrick has receipts if It might help Chad prove he's the alpha. One of the most insane community dramas unfolds live in real time. It involves several simps, an elf, infidelity, plane tickets, creeps, catfights and so much more! Plus, a Friday art project - let's see your predictions for Chad's new shirt idea!

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It’s Thursday, and after a full day of not talking, Patrick has a lot to scream about and you people had better listen. Patrick bans James Banks for hitting the same note on the piano over and over for the entire first hour of the show. Beating jokes to death is Patrick’s job. Speaking of that, please pre-order Patrick’s special – link below. He doesn’t want to look like a loser. Ray is not a mean guy but Patrick doesn’t want anything to do with him. Ray can’t stop being anxious during a show. He is overprotective, ignores other people when they talk, and is notoriously opinionated about stuff he doesn’t full comprehend. And he doxxes his friends! Patrick goes through the PO box to find some cool fan creations as well as a lot of things to wipe with. Patrick issues an apology to a chatter who he may have seemed unfair with on Tuesday, and much more!

It’s WORDLESS WEDNESDAY, and Patrick won’t be speaking today. Then why do a show? What’s the point? This is stupid? That last one isn’t a question, but you’re most likely some kind of aut, so we here at OnionCorp forgive you. Patrick didn’t want to spend one day without the companionship that is the NLO chat room and it’s wide band of personalities. Patrick will be taking calls, silently reading superchats, and listening to your creations from our NEW AI VOICE SYSTEM! Anything can happen, and the world is what you make it. So don’t touch that dial. Stick around to see how NOTHING can be EVERYTHING and more!