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Patrick has so much to talk to you about! This show gets very, very drunk. Apologies in advance for the wild opinions and slurred speech, as well as the fake ending. Patrick wants to start gaming again and wants to get an Xbox, but it seems like a frivelous purchase. So he wants you to buy him one. The chat room is being blessed by the presence of a Kennedy. We have TWO UNSEEN new videos from Thai Rivera that produce more questions than answers. One is a younger Thai arguing with his former landlord. One is a live stream test from Thai's new home in the middle of the night. Big Irish Jay brought his French bulldog over to play with Patrick's dog, and Patrick embarrassed himself with a pizza fiasco.

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Patrick is back from a wedding in California and has some stories. Shooby’s wedding was fun, even if it was a long one and Patrick had to rent a tux. Tuxes are magical at making fat people look important. Of course there’s also some complaints. Avelo airlines is a little nuts and their planes may be falling apart. ACE rental cars is ripping people off and the employees aren’t quite sure if you need insurance. Artisan coffee shops need to get it together if they’re going to walk around like their beans don’t stink. The Santa Rosa airport is more tiny than you can imagine. Elon Musk has purchased Twitter, nothing has changed, and yet weak-minded dopes everywhere are losing their minds. Pour yourself a sarsaparilla and try to calm your emotions long enough to pull the good chair in to the TV room for a show.

It’s 4/20 bro, so toke up and stuff and feel the burn and stuff! Weed, right! There’s a brisket on the smoker and Patrick has to keep an eye on it during the show. If you’ve ever wanted to know how to smoke a brisket right, this show has everything you need to know. The world has had enough of your self-esteem and it has to stop. Patrick is heading to wine country for the weekend to attend the wedding of Shooby. There will be news, and no lettuce on the floor. Patrick shows his ignorance of YouTube personalities while roasting Ethan Klein, a lost boy with a show that sponsors and fans are turning on fast. Andy Dick is acting erratic and may be in serious danger. We watch the horror unfold from his weekend live stream. Thai Rivera is mad at a moving company for damaging all six of his belongings. Watch the latest stream of lies right here!

Pour a glass of pickle juice and wind down the weekend with Patrick and his puppet friends! It's Sunday Funday and we've got people to stare at! Patrick recaps his weekend, including doing a show with Big Irish Jay at the Dirty at 12:30, in which Jay embarrassed Patrick from the stage big time. Patrick is Juuling his troubles away tonight. We talk about how to quit smoking. The Ultimatum on Netflix is pure exploitative garbage. We watch Thai's latest attempt to get YouTube fame, which is to upload a video and then try to name it something controversial and clickbait-y to gain attention. Spoiler alert - it didn't work! This entire show is available for OVERDOSE MEMBERS ONLY! Join today!

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BONUS SHOW! Patrick fires up the stream to hang with the common people, and see what there is to catch up on in the world of freaks and Greeks! Patrick is surprised that Keith and the Girl are still trying to get people to watch their YouTube channel, despite putting absolutely no effort in to production value or quality of content. We get a surprise call from TommyNC2010, one of the premier YouTube personalities in the world – just ask Daniel Tosh. We wrap up trying to get through another clusterfork of a show put out by Thai Rivera, but who has the time? LIKE THIS? Bonus shows like this and much more are typically available to Overdose Members only. Support the show today and get access to bonus content and our entire back catalog of crap!

Patrick has been going back and forth with a dentist all week to get his teeth right. It’s a cautionary tale to those of you who may still have time to save your chompers. Rick’s returns to sponsoring the show, and considerable time is spent with the chat discussing his latest innovations. Patrick wants advice on how to hang out with kids in his neighborhood without looking like a real creep. Some chat members creep Patrick out with references to really old show bits. Next week Patrick is flying to California for Shooby’s wedding. One of the comedians Patrick warned you was a bad person was allegedly caught stealing on video at an open mic. Butch Bradley did an interview where he tells his life story and completely forgets the part where he owned a comedy club in Atlantic City. I wonder why? All of this, plus many more tirades and ramblings in this episode.

You've been such well-behaved children that Patrick is doing a bonus program! Patrick is being assaulted by some lady in the chat who can't decide if Patrick is hot or toxic. We explore the latest from some old NLO favorites, including Starline and Daddy Derek. Star appears to be married now and is still mailing out hand-drawn stickers to internet creeps. Derek has somehow managed to re-cut the same old footage in to several "new" videos. We are all on pins and needles for the fourth annual 420 Awards! Of course, we also check in on the latest drama surrounding Thai Rivera, including his last frantic videos before leaving his living situation.

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Patrick’s been busy, but he’s never too busy to keep you posted, fair children. Dental surgery isn’t fun, but Patrick will stumble through a show with a painful temporary crown just to bring you the hot tea. Thai Rivera is texting friends frantically, trying to find a place to live for the second time in just a few months. Will he ever claw his way back from comedy obscurity and the dankest open mics around to be a force of laughter ever again? Let’s check out the motel Thai is considering making his new home. The Academy Awards was exciting. No one watched but we all saw the clips. Patrick will break down the Will Smith slap like none of your regular shows does. Patrick has beef with a company that sent him some beef. If you’ve ever wanted to hear a man angry about brisket, strap in! Pour a drink and pop in your earbuds!

Patrick is back after weeks of not doing shows, and while he was a little under the weather, he isn’t going to use that as an excuse. The truth is, sometimes a man has to step away from the digital and get in touch with the material world. And sometimes a man has to cut a hole in his house to put in a doggy door. And sometimes a man has to blab in to a microphone while drinking scotch. On this show, Patrick catches listeners up on what he’s been up to as well as answers questions about tough accusations from other comedians. We talk about Roy Johnson, old friend and co-host of the show, and how he’s completely lost it when it comes to joking around. Finally, Patrick talks about Thai Rivera’s recent attacks on LA Comedy Club, agreeing with some points while discrediting others. Patrick recounts the Butch Bradley incident from years back. Facts are facts, People do what they do, and it’s weird to be mad at people who just tell the truth.

Patrick is back after a week of lethargy and food-borne illness. Vomiting on your dog can be therapeutic, if anyone is asking. David Cross is mad at Patrick about a tweet, and it did not go well. Patrick tries to explain this giant misunderstanding, but who knew David was so sensitive? This Why is everyone so obsessed with lying to themselves? We talk about comedy specials and why yours probably isn’t great. Did Aakash Singh blow his comedy load too early? Thai Rivera is serving ice cream and performing in dark desert tents, and is trying to gaslight the world in to believing both of those thing equal success. If you’re hate watching, it’s fine, just know that Patrick will win you over. He’s a very likable guy and just because he calls people out for cray things doesn’t make him wrong.