Nobody Needs To Know

Emily and Ryan reflect on the election, celebrate the results, and then they both pretended to be doctors for the rest of the episode. With their newly self-proclaimed medical licenses, they revisit their dreams from the last week and try (emphasis on try) their hardest to decode each other\'s brains.

Ryan and Emily take spooky story submissions from listeners and attempt to keep some kind of composure ahead of the election. We can\'t wait for it to be over, either. Take this ride with us and forget about politics (kind of). P.S. We dare you to sleep through election coverage on Nov. 3... for your health.

This week, Emily and Ryan take on the daunting task of redesigning the American presidency. Election? Who needs her. After more than 45 minutes of babbling, they discuss what their version of the electoral process looks like. Hint: it feels like a fever dream. All hail Supreme Leader Sonny Moore. #TrollParty

#008: Designing Our Custom Presidency

In this long-awaited episode of NNTK, Emily and Ryan take on an ASMR guessing challenge with various snack (and other) items. Then, to spice things up, they recall their embarrassing experiences that may have contributed to their psychological damage. ❤️ [If you don’t like the sound of chewing, skip to 33:30]

Emily and Ryan reflect on their college stories, good and bad. From floormates that don’t understand how deadbolts work, to being fake drunk at parties, the two looked back on a nice assortment of memories.

In this episode of NNTK, Emily and Ryan read over headlines, some real, some fake. Then they discuss what each other\'s starter packs would be, talk a little bit about guns and sexual predators, then get deep (as usual). Can I say \"vulva chunk\" in here? We talk about those, too.

This episode of NNTK is extremely inappropriate, but what’s new? Join Ryan and Emily as they discuss their medical experiences, do impressions of people they don\'t know, and trail off yet again (and again, and again).

Seeking advice? Two mentally-ill rats will give you subpar advice (and you could probably get better advice on a magazine on the back of the toilet at a gas stop but we’re going to do it anyway).

In this episode, two large rats guide you through their experience in Seattle, Washington. Oh, and they talk about a few things they miss, too.