Nobody Needs To Know

heyo. happy bomb in the sky day. tune in for emily and ryan's best tiktoks, but part 2. more toks just for you babey

emily's bladder has stopped eatiner her and we have returned to tiktok, as you might know. this week, emily and ryan sit down and share some of their favorite tiktok finds over the last week.

Emily and Ryan went to the dollar store to get some props. Then they tried to use them in prop comedy, but completely improvised. Let them know how well they did please (and please say good things, thanks.)

it's been a long month. after last episode, we both wanted to come in with no real agenda, which was great. we sing cocomelon, talk about our tiktok addiction, and really just lost control for an hour. tag along, let's go!

content warning: this episode mentions suicide, self-harm, and other not-so-pleasant things. if you may be sensitive to these topics, please skip this episode.

in this episode, emily and ryan pull out their journals (or what they can find of them). from middle school/high school frustrations to even just last year, they dive into their thoughts in the moment, reflect on life a little bit, and try to make a sad ass topic into something semi-pleasant.

welcome back to nntk! emily and ryan spent the first part of the show discussing movies (film theory, old movie spoilers, and the movies they’re currently watching). then they both tried their hardest to recognize celebrities by their mouths and chins. it was hard, cut them some slack.

look. we both may have film degrees and we think we’re really talented, but that doesn’t mean that we aren’t also stupid. this may be our most technically terrible episode yet, but we like to think it’s probably comedic anyway.

emily and ryan rated their favorite snacks - kind of - they had a choice of 11 snacks they found at the dollar store.

in other news: ryan maybe experienced a little bit of weed psychosis, emily is installing a metal puthy, and thomas might be friends with a secret service member??

also, hope you like birds!

it's been a long and tiring existence lately. take a load off and watch us spew our thoughts onto the internet. we wanted to talk about things we couldn't be paid to do, but things devolved.... as usual.

things we covered in this episode:


- Trisha Pastas and Gabbie Hanna feuding

- Tana Mongeau and her new agency

- Ryan almost getting stabbed in a park

- Emily getting impersonated online

- Shane Dawson selling merch mystery boxes

- talking about how much we’d need to be paid to relive past experiences

- how covid made us lose our hair

join emily and ryan as they attempt to refilm episode 22 because they got far too shmoked on 4/20 and lost all control. they play their own version of the newlywed game and proceeded to lose control, just not as much as the time before. enjoy! xoxo, go piss girl.

look, i'm gonna be honest. writing descriptions for episodes like this is kind of impossible. we both pretend to open an imaginary show like at least seven times, nothing makes sense, and we're both confused about it all.