Nobody Watches Everything

What do Rex Manning, 90's overload, and a kid named Lucas have in common? Clayton hates all of them and they're all part of this weeks movie; Empire Records. This episode is probably gonna go down as the craziest episode yet, as Rick and Clayton disagree and agree on why Empire Records is the best and worst the 90's has to offer. So if you can get past the audio distortion, you're in for a lot of fun.

Straight outta Podcast, two crazy Nobodies called Clay and Rick, so get ready cause your going on a funny trip as we discuss the 1993 film, CB4. This episode is pure silliness in the best possible way. So if you've ever wondered what The Craft would be like with X men, if the world would be better if we could slap billionaires, or how skinny is a young Chris Rock, then turn around and eat your big ass biscuit and listen to this weeks episode!

Hey all you boppers, punks, orphans, and whatever other name you want to go by, you ready to listen to this weeks episode of Nobody Watches Everything? Good, cause we're talking about the 1979 classic The Warriors. Can you dig it? Can You Dig it? CAN YOU DIG IT?!!!!

Feast your ears as we enter a time of magic, darkness, and no pants. Listen to this weeks episode as Rick and Clay discuss the 1985 fantasy "epic" Legend and find out how horny both fairies and the devil can be, why you should listen to people when they tell you not to touch wild animals, and why Billy Barty is the biggest name in Hollywood! 

Are you ready for the summer? Are you ready for the sunshine? Are you ready for this weeks episode of Nobody Watches Everything? This week have none other than our social media maestro Jenn on as she tells us about her love of the movie Meatballs and her hate for spaghetti.  

Like classic rock? Like coming of age stories? Like movies about adults having very uncomfortable relationships with teenage kids? If you said yes to any of those, you will love this weeks episode as Rick and Clayton discuss the 2000 film "Almost Famous". The boys get into the psychology of Cameron Crowe, the magic of music and just how awful it is that rockstars seem to love underage girls. 

What do Right-wing lunatics, Jerking off in a theater and Ben Affleck having common? They're all things talked about in this weeks episode as we discuss Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Listen as we try to figure out why Donald Sutherland would make this movie and if Kristy Swanson can read, all this and more jokes about dicks on Nobody Watches Everything.

We travel the galaxy to bring you a guest that is out of this world. WAKA WAKA! But seriously, this is a great episode because our guest is non other than the Intro Guy himself, Michael Larkin. Listen to us discuss intergalactic racism, which sci fi Zoe Saldana character is hotter, and why JJ Abrams should make more movies about stuff he doesn't care about. All this and more on this weeks episode of Nobody Watches Everything.

We're rounding off our Alexandre Dumas Trilogy (The Three Musketeers, Disorderlies) with this 2002 "classic", according to Rick, The Count of Monte Cristo! Join us as we discuss Ricks hangover ritual, Luis Guzmán's very interesting accent, and the ultimate betrayal as we find out one of Rick's crushes is sleeping with the enemy!  

Quack quack quack quack! This weeks episode we have a guest to help us perform the Flying V of podcasting as we talk about the movie D2: The Mighty Ducks with our good friend Shaun Murphy. We get into all the details of how illegal is it to lasso someone on the ice during a hockey game, the surprisingly progressive and offensive nature of the ducks team, and we also talk about Murphy's new comedy special and album that recently dropped called "Neal". So get ready, because its Knuckle Puck time on Nobody Watches Everything!