Nobody Watches Everything

Dust off your JNCOs, reverse that forwards cap and get the pizza rolls ready, because were going back to the year 1999 and discussing the seminal (haha, semin) teen sex comedy classic, American Pie. Listen to Rick and Clayton discuss the best parts of the 90's and also how many crimes one Jason Biggs can be convicted off. All this and so much more on this episode of Nobody Watches Everything!

Ever wanted to hear bout a guy meditate while doing the splits? Or a Asian man with the body of a 80's wrestler? Or what about Forrest Whitaker enjoying a nice sushi meal? Well you don't have to enter the Kumite to experience all those wonders; Just listen to this weeks episode of Nobody Watches Everything and enjoy as Rick and Clayton try to comprehend the magic that is "BloodSport"!

We weren't supposed to be here today! Wait a minute, yes we were and we are! Today's episode is a fun one, as Rick and Clay discuss getting older, the new Hollywood blockbuster they're writing, and the boner caused existential questions this week's movie is asking. So unlock the stores of your mind and make sure to bring some more balls as we dive into the Kevin Smith classic, "Clerks".

Nobody Watches Everything is back with a new format and a new episode! Listen as Rick and Clay disagree on whether this weeks movie, Insidious, is scary or not. Also, listen to them agree about how much they don't care for Patrick Wilson! Also Also, listen to them run dow the career of James Wan. Did we mention that Patrick Wilson isn't cool? Well if we didn't, we're telling you now! Anyways, enjoy this weeks episode and as always "no more Patrick Wilson".

Hey gang, sorry for the long wait, but the boys are back! Listen as Rick and Clayton explain why they've been gone and also why watching random movies may not have been the best idea for the brain.

Hey, so this is a special episode of the podcast this week because were bad at our jobs but want to give you a pod to listen to. This is the first episode from the original version of this podcast that we did with our friend Shaun Murphy (Maniac episode, In The Hunt Podcast). Its rough, but its a lot of fun and it will explain some of the inside jokes we have in the regular pod. Enjoy.

Sorry for this episode being late, Rick and Clayton haven't been sleeping out of fear of...FREDDY KRUEGER! Actually its because they forgot to post it, which is just as scary, but its here now and its a good one. So enjoy this weeks episode as the boys tackle such topics as covid fear, our first slasher movies, Clayton's secret family lineage,  Bo Burnham and of course A Nightmare On Elm Street. 

Randy Travis' health, Netflix movies about sleeping saving the human race, Brad Pitt speaking in a Jamaican accent . What do these things all have in common? They're way more interesting to talk about than this weeks movie, Mystery Men. Listen as Rick and Clayton spend most of this review talking about everything but Mystery Men on this weeks episode of Nobody Watches Everything!

The year is 2002, America is just getting over a national tragedy (The Wedding Planner) and a young Rick and Clayton are enjoying a raunchy Ryan Reynolds comedy. The year is 2021 and a older Rick and Clayton realize just how dumb their younger selves were. Join us as we give it the old college try by wading through all the horrible "humor" of Van Wilder and discuss our favorite overweight rappers on this weeks episode of Nobody Watches Everything!

A wise man once said "In Russia, movie watches you!" boy, do Rick and Clayton wish that was true so that they didn't have to watch this weeks movie. Listen to the duo as the try to explain the mess that is The Darkest Hour and also try to explain their weeks long absence . All this and more in the latest episode of Nobody Watches Everything.