Nobody Watches Everything

Hey guys! Remember that amazing Karate Kid reboot that took the world by storm? Oh, we don't mean Cobra-Kai, oh no. We mean Showdown, the 1993 film that took it to the limit! Sit down with your 2 favorite masochistic movie men(Patent pending) and get down with one of our favorites so far! Starring Christine Taylor and a big black guy(listen and you'll get it)

Well, its episode 15, and Clayton and Rick have officially watched their worst movie. Not only for the podcast, but quite possibly in their entire lives. They dig right into Tooth Fairy, which if you haven't seen it, combines all the horror of an episode of Tales from the Crypt you barely watched because you were too excited that Real Sex was on next, and that time you saw your grandma's boobs by accident. So we're trying to say that it isn't scary, it doesn't make sense, and you wish you would have closed your eyes the whole time. 

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These are the sounds that remind us of a simpler time. A time when email meant not using the phone. A time when ASL meant more than sign language. And a time when Meg Ryan was relevant, and Tom Hanks was still just being used because he was cute as a button. Sit back, relax, and try not to spill any Orbitz drink on my Baja jacket. 

In this weeks episode, Rick and Clayton talk about Rick's former career as Eden, NY's premier gangster rapper. They also talk about this movie a little, which is the film equivalent of mixing all of the pop together at a Burger King. Tune in and get your britches hitched up, because it's time for The Canal!! *Disclaimer, zombie labia will be discussed in much detail. 

You ever wondered what it would be like if the kids in "IT" were replaced by rapping gang members and Pennywise looked like Pippy Longstockings? If so, you're very weird but also in luck because this week's movie has all that and more! Strap in as Rick, Clayton and their special guest try to wrap their minds around the insanity that is "Killjoy"

The 1950's, where men were boys, and boys were men. And 35 year old actors play kids, and also play old people. And when if you played a doo-wop song, someone starts a narrative. It was a time to be alive. Or, you could watch this movie and wish for a time when movies aren't horrible. 

What happens when a bunch of Hollywood A-List heavy hitters do peyote and take a southern vacation? Cape Fear is what you get, and sister, you better bring some baby wipes because things are gonna get greasy! Sit down with Rick and Clayton and learn a thing or 2 about film, burps, our new staff member, and why The Simpsons always get it right.

What happens when the star of your action franchise decides not to show up? You get the cinematic train wreck known as Blade: Trinity. Sit back and enjoy as we discuss why black actors don't age and what music is best for vampire hunting (spoiler alert: its trip hop) on this weeks episode of Nobody Watches Everything!

Boys, put your pants on, cause this week we've got company! Shaun Murphy joins the crew today as our special guest, and they talk about all the things! When they had a trial run of this very podcast together, all the good times, the bad. The horrible movies they had to watch together, and the one they had to watch this week. Hold on to your exploding and exploited heads, cause this week is a heater!