Happy Valentine’s Day! Foster puppies, ski school nightmares, a parenting win for Andy, American Nightmare and bumping into your therapist in the wild...it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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Chapters

00:00 Intro

02:34 Puppies & Babies

06:14 Puppy Drama

23:33 Ski Lesson Nightmare

38:02 Finding A Lost Kid Tip

40:20 Super Bowl Tears

41:18 American Nightmare Documentary

01:02:53 Happy Valentine's Day

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Happy 16th Anniversary! Elizabeth’s emotional roller coaster through pitching, Andy’s meatless Mexican journey, Elizabeth’s KFC affair, eating expired rations, dreaming together, and how E and A hope it all ends up… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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EPISODE CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro

03:36 Watch American Nightmare

05:35 Anniversary Cards

07:55 Pitchn-n-Bitchn

22:38 Vegetarian Fast Food Woes

31:55 Imposter KFC D

34:39 Happy Anniversary

36:04 How To With John Wilson

39:47 Skeevy Food

41:25 KFC Bathroom

44:09 A Good Run

49:30 Creatures Are The Best

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The Ann Taylor of France, skirt suits, Elizabeth’s first Hollywood job, would you rather have a kid raver or a kid of Christ, Andy’s big head, describing to an FBI sketch artist, creepy confessionals, and Jesus take the wheel.…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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00:00 Intro

03:24 Sezane vs Anne Taylor

07:24 Was Ann Taylor Real?

10:35 Hangin With Leo

15:21 Big Head

28:32 Trenchcoat

32:01 Raves vs Church

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100th episode, Elizabeth saved a life, tossed out her oxy, will she not be there to pluck Andy’s crazy ear hair, a real deep dive into leap years, getting their cat Ramona hooked on the good stuff, and why/when Andy changed his name!…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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00:00 Intro

01:46 Rattled

18:11 Dopesick

24:48 Ear Hair Drama

30:51 Leap Year Quandary

38:04 It's Episode 100

39:15 Cat Addict

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Elizabeth finds cans of Fire Bye Bye, somebody gets caught cheating, sports cultures are examined, and 90s music is celebrated…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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00:00 Intro

02:25 Fire Bye Bye

07:21 Prepping For Greatness

11:21 3.1 GPA Family

14:53 Cheaters

27:09 Sports Cultures

29:16 Breast Feeding Zone Out

34:57 UCSB Coincidence

42:23 Sports Culture Pt. 2

43:29 Smokin On The Job

45:38 DMB 4EVA

48:48 New Year Adjustments

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The clear night stars, a sticker sign from beyond, Eckhart Tolle getting dragged into it, the Shark Tank family, generic petroleum jelly, waste management, and a brewing midlife crisis… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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00:00 Intro

00:32 Ojai Valley Inn Love

03:12 2024 Begins

04:10 It's All In The Stars

11:01 A Seabee Sign

16:37 Vaseline Is Supreme

25:38 Shark Tank Families

40:47 Kid's Therapy in 30 Years

41:46 Wonka

47:07 Near Death Experiences

51:14 So Much Waste Management

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End of year anxiety, things being too good, fearing the worst, running into an ex, you could’ve had a different mommy, and what is womb… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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00:00 Intro

01:42 It's 2024

09:52 Metabolism

15:23 The Worry

19:30 The Other Shoe Dropping

39:32 Bumping Into An Ex

53:36 Womb & Uterus Education

01:05:29 New Year's Resolutions

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Elizabeth’s neediness at dinner time, trying new meals, a new morning sickness cure, Where’s Waldo, dream Christmas gifts, and finally, a huge THANK YOU to everyone of you who listened, commented, shared and supported us!

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00:00 Intro

02:00 Great Feet! Great Hands?

12:56 She's A Needy Cook

23:25 Soup's On

25:24 A Challenge

27:01 Morning Sickness Update

32:04 Where's Waldo

38:20 Dream Christmas Gifts

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Feeling low in illness, Andy’s poor bathroom choice, losing ones taste, disordered eating getting triggered, the jaw-hips connection, swearing since starting a podcast, and first time getting drunk tales…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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00:00 Intro

05:46 We Have Covid

09:40 Alie Ward - Ologies

14:09 Cricket Abuse

20:00 Loss Of Taste

24:04 Now Would Be The Time

25:27 Jaw Hip Connection

31:42 The Lows When You're Sick

35:41 Mom's Swearing Since The Pod

40:03 No Beer Bong For Andy

41:33 First Time Drunk

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Elizabeth goes to the ER in the middle of the night and has some epiphanies, selective confidence, early morning instagram humiliations, titty twisters, bygone pranks, and mutual confessionals… its all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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00:00 Intro

02:02 Name That Bear

04:24 Selective Confidence

12:01 Instagram Phone Calls

17:37 Emergency Room Epiphanies

40:40 Do We Taste Good To Animals

46:14 Titty Twisters

49:18 Salad Spinner

50:41 Cat Poop Update

53:28 Irish Trash Can

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