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  • The Crimes of Grindelwald – Iman and Frank Make a Podcast

    Iman and Frank are married, and have been for some time now – and for about as long as they’ve been married Frank has been secretly producing a podcast with Iman that was never really fit for air.

    It still isn’t, but we’re releasing it anyway.

    Frank and Iman just watched The Crimes of Grindelwald and then 6 months later decided to release this podcast of them rambling about it.

    Listen, rank, and review Iman and Frank Make a Podcast everywhere fine podcasts are found!

    This episode was originally recorded November 2018

    17 min
  • *Dungeon Not Included – Character Creation

    *Dungeon Not Included is an actual play podcast, currently running the sci-fi adventure RPG, Bulldogs! by Galileo Games

    In this episode, we create the rag-tag group of characters that will serve as our crew of adventurers.

    Brennan Taylor is our GM and host.

    Frank plays Sticky
    Alex plays Growlcolm McGruff
    Red plays San Ming
    theme music by Seamus Ronan

    click here for a transcript of this episode

    [Slightly spooky electronic music plays]

    Brennan: This is Dungeon Not Included, the actual play podcast for the adventurous listener. You are listening to our game of Bulldogs!, a sci-fi adventure rpg from Galileo Games. Brennan (breh-nehn) is your GM and host, Frank (frenk) plays Sticky, Alex (al-ecks) plays Growlcolm McGruff (growl-come mih-gruff), and Red plays San Ming (sahn mihng). Our theme music is by Seamus Ronan (shay-mus row-nan)
    [Theme ends]

    Brennan: All right I am Brennan Taylor (tae-lohr) and I’m going to be the Game Master for this game of Bulldogs. And we have three players, that are ready to uh, to get going. We are going to uh start, today by doing character generation. But everybody should introduce themselves as we go around. Um, let’s start with you Frank.

    Frank: Hi my name is Frank. Uh, long time podcaster first time guest on this podcast. Which is not that surprising since this is the first episode.

    Red: [giggles]

    Frank: Hi everyone.

    Alex: [chuckles]

    Frank: Uh I am going to be playing uh s- Do we actually want to talk about our characters right away or are we just gonna talk about ourselves and our likes and our dislikes?

    Brennan: Let’s talk about ourselves to start and then we’ll hit the characters.

    Frank: Okay. Well hey I’ve been a podcaster for, uh longer than it sounds like with this introduction. Um, and, uh, yeah, a gamer for a while- Brennan I’m so glad you invited me to this… to this game session. I can’t wait to play Bulldogs on the regular.

    Brennan: Great! Uh let’s move on to Alex!

    Alex: Uh, Alex Tully (tuh-lee). Uh, not a huge- I mean a huge podcast fan, only, and had two very… bad, failed podcasts. Uh-

    Frank: I immediately want to hear more about this.

    Red: [laughs]

    Alex: Oh no, you really- you really don’t. They’re- they’re so bad.

    Frank: [cross-talk] I wanna get [unintelligible] from you.

    Alex: All right. Off mic, maybe. Uh, [laughs]

    Frank: Right, right.

    Alex: So, uh, the actually- the- I’ve been guest on a couple, including One Shot which is actually where I met Brennan ‘cause I played, uh, Bulldogs- a one shot with him uh two years ago at Metatopia. I’m an amateur game designer and uh I came to present stuff and they kinda dragged me in and it was awesome.

    Brennan: Great! Red?

    Red: Uh hi, my name is Red.
    28 min
  • Iman and Frank Make a Podcast – World Premiere!

    Iman and Frank are married, and have been for some time now – and for about as long as they’ve been married Frank has been secretly producing a podcast with Iman that was never really fit for air.

    It still isn’t, but we’re releasing it anyway.

    Listen in as a slightly phlegmy and mean Frank tries to reign in a tired and belligerent Iman as they discuss comedy, television, and death. <3

    Listen, rank, and review Iman and Frank Make a Podcast everywhere fine podcasts are found!

    This episode was originally recorded November 2018

    15 min
  • SNL Nerds – Episode 26 – Sandra Oh and Tame Impala

    SNL is back with an an-new episode, and so are John & Darin! What did they think of first-time guests Sandra Oh and Tame Impala? What are the weirdest compliments they’ve ever received? And why are they talking about the old USA show SILK STALKINGS, anyway? Find out on an all-new SNL Nerds!

    1 hr 4 min
  • *Dungeon Not Included – Episode Zero
    Enjoy this teaser trailer of all the upcoming fun that *Dungeon Not Included has in store for you this season.

    click here for a transcript of this episode

    [An upbeat, intense action tune plays in the background while everyone talks]

    Red: Probably should be my turn? But… I… don’t, remember what- [breaks into laughter]

    Everyone: [laughs]

    Red: [laughing] Sorry!

    [Sci-fi blaster noise]

    Brennan (breh-nehn): Oh yes I think you had blasted enough of the buildings that there was a runway and you could do a takeoff? I think that actually did happen.

    Red: Yeah.

    Alex (al-ecks): I believe it did too.

    Red: That was-

    Brennan: So-

    Red: -the end of the last session.

    Brennan: -the pirates are now in hot pursuit.

    Red: Okay. Yeah.

    Alex: And if it didn’t happen that way… this is an alternate universe and this is what’s happening.

    Brennan: [chuckles]

    Frank (frenk): [chuckles]

    Red: Yeah it’s the Mandela (man-deh-luh) Effect. [snorts]

    Alex: Yeah. [chuckles]

    Brennan: [chuckles]

    Red: Cause, y’know, that’s a good um…

    Frank: Oh is it too late to name our ship!

    Everyone: [laughs]

    Red: We’re not just wrong it was an alternate universe that we remember and you don’t. [chuckles]

    Brennan: [chuckles]

    Alex: Oh yeah. Yeah.

    [Sci-fi blaster noise]

    Alex: [As Growlcolm (growl-come), with a slight Australian accent] Uh, Captain! If you don’t, uh, have any objection I’m going to go see if there’s anything I can do about these shields.

    Frank: [As Sticky, slightly higher pitched with a rough quality] Yes! Of course! We need those!

    Brennan: [laughs]

    Alex: [As Growlcolm] All right.

    Red: [As San (sahn)] I’m a little busy.

    Alex: Yeah. All right, so, uh-

    Brennan: Flying the ship, yes.

    [Sci-fi blaster noise]

    Red: All right, sorry.

    Brennan: [cross-talk] And I do think Sticky is the absolute best at sneaking.

    Red: Oh for sure.

    [Sci-fi blaster noise]

    Brennan: The- yo- [breaks into chuckle] There was a running gun-fight, uh with Sticky stuck halfway out of the uh… landing gear of the, uh White Elephant.

    Alex: Strawberry Coke. It’s like Dimetapp but worse

    Red: Y’know, as much as I love Strawberry Coke, I really love Blueberry [chuckling] Coke.

    Alex: Oh, I’m gettin’ there don’t worry. That’s the next one I’ve got open.

    Red: Oh, great.

    Frank: [cross-talk] You’re gonna love Mixed Berry Coke.

    Red: [laughs]

    Alex: Oh.

    Frank: Now available in warm!

    Brennan: [laughs]

    Alex: [laughs]

    Red: I think you mean hot! [chuckles]

    Alex: Yes. Oh…

    [Sci-fi blaster noise]

    Red: Yeah, systems. I’m lookin’ it up o
    8 min
  • SNL Nerds – Episode 25 – Comedian Hosts

    It’s another skip week for Saturday Night Live, so Darin and John discuss stand-up comedians who’ve hosted SNL. Carlin! Pryor! Seinfeld! Chappelle! Controversial moments and hand mics in the monologue! And the now-traditional ringing of the Problematic Bell! All this and more on an all-new SNL Nerds!

    1 hr 7 min
  • NonPro’s Women in Comedy March Madness – Round Three Recap!

    Comedy is subjective, so what better way to illustrate that than by holding a March Madness style competition in honor Women’s History Month – where you, our fans, get to nominate and vote for your favorite funny female characters of all time!

    Games were neck-and-neck as we went into the Sweet 16!
    Will the legends of comedy survive?
    Are all 4 Golden Girls making it out of Round 3?
    Who makes these stupid decisions anyway?

    Listen to find out!

    22 min

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