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[An upbeat, intense action tune plays in the background while everyone talks]
Red: Probably should be my turn? But… I… don’t, remember what- [breaks into laughter]
Everyone: [laughs]
Red: [laughing] Sorry!
[Sci-fi blaster noise]
Brennan (breh-nehn): Oh yes I think you had blasted enough of the buildings that there was a runway and you could do a takeoff? I think that actually did happen.
Red: Yeah.
Alex (al-ecks): I believe it did too.
Red: That was-
Brennan: So-
Red: -the end of the last session.
Brennan: -the pirates are now in hot pursuit.
Red: Okay. Yeah.
Alex: And if it didn’t happen that way… this is an alternate universe and this is what’s happening.
Brennan: [chuckles]
Frank (frenk): [chuckles]
Red: Yeah it’s the Mandela (man-deh-luh) Effect. [snorts]
Alex: Yeah. [chuckles]
Brennan: [chuckles]
Red: Cause, y’know, that’s a good um…
Frank: Oh is it too late to name our ship!
Everyone: [laughs]
Red: We’re not just wrong it was an alternate universe that we remember and you don’t. [chuckles]
Brennan: [chuckles]
Alex: Oh yeah. Yeah.
[Sci-fi blaster noise]
Alex: [As Growlcolm (growl-come), with a slight Australian accent] Uh, Captain! If you don’t, uh, have any objection I’m going to go see if there’s anything I can do about these shields.
Frank: [As Sticky, slightly higher pitched with a rough quality] Yes! Of course! We need those!
Brennan: [laughs]
Alex: [As Growlcolm] All right.
Red: [As San (sahn)] I’m a little busy.
Alex: Yeah. All right, so, uh-
Brennan: Flying the ship, yes.
[Sci-fi blaster noise]
Red: All right, sorry.
Brennan: [cross-talk] And I do think Sticky is the absolute best at sneaking.
Red: Oh for sure.
[Sci-fi blaster noise]
Brennan: The- yo- [breaks into chuckle] There was a running gun-fight, uh with Sticky stuck halfway out of the uh… landing gear of the, uh White Elephant.
Alex: Strawberry Coke. It’s like Dimetapp but worse
Red: Y’know, as much as I love Strawberry Coke, I really love Blueberry [chuckling] Coke.
Alex: Oh, I’m gettin’ there don’t worry. That’s the next one I’ve got open.
Red: Oh, great.
Frank: [cross-talk] You’re gonna love Mixed Berry Coke.
Red: [laughs]
Alex: Oh.
Frank: Now available in warm!
Brennan: [laughs]
Alex: [laughs]
Red: I think you mean hot! [chuckles]
Alex: Yes. Oh…
[Sci-fi blaster noise]
Red: Yeah, systems. I’m lookin’ it up o